“If the gloves don’t fit - you must acquit.”

Of course everyone remembers the infamous sentence (spoken by Johnny Cochran) that may have spared O.J. Simpson a lifetime in jail. Although seemingly obvious to many that Orenthal James brutally murdered his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her male friend, that one sentence convinced Judge Ito to let Simpson live out the rest of his life a free man.

Fast forward fourteen years, and we once again have O.J. in a legal bind -this time for armed robbery. But will his legal team be able to rescue him once again?

An FBI audio analyst, Ken Marr, testified Wednesday that the tape recording of the meeting between OJ and sports memorabilia dealers, Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong, might have been altered before being turned in as evidence.

Of course, this all probably bullsh*t. The defense most likely found the most incompetent FBI analyst they could, you know how that crap works.

“With all of your expertise and all of the equipment available to you with the federal government, you cannot tell us as you sit there today whether that evidence was manipulated?” defense attorney Yale Galanter challenged.

“It might, sir,” Marr replied.

It might? WTF does he mean by it might? It might, but I am too dense to figure out my equipment?  Or it might because I got paid off?

With technology the way it is today I have a hard time believing this moron’s word.

On the flip side, the defense is saying that the guy who made the tape, Thomas Riccio, a sports memorabilia collector, made over $100,000 by selling parts of the tape to the media.  So really, neither side has been up to any good.

The first police officer who arrived at the Vegas hotel room after being called to a possible armed robbery explains the scene as he remembers it.

“I recognized Mr. Simpson instantly,” said Detective Andy Caldwell.

He said the first detail that Beardsley and Fromong provided was that at least two of the men in Simpson’s group were armed.

“Their primary concern was that they had guns pointed at them,” Caldwell said.

There is some hope that Simpson will be convicted.  Officer Caldwell says officers on the case waited two full days before arresting Simpson, because they wanted to make sure all their bases were covered.

He says, “If it was anybody else, we would have arrested him that night.  Because of who he was, we wanted to make sure we had everything right.”

I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks.

The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show.

Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister.  So anyone interviewing her is not to mention her world famous sister, Beyonce, or her sister’s world famous boyfriend, Jay-Z.  Fair enough.

But this is where it gets juicy..

Just minutes before her interview, the station ran a tease piece about the Vegas branch of Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing down.  However, it was not live, and did not air before Solange’s interview as she had thought.  So after the host introduced Solange, in a very professional manner I might add, the twat lost it. 

Click to watch the bitch freak out.

Screw you, Beyonce’s sister.

And it was his own daughter!

OJ Simpson’s oldest daughter, Arnelle, 39, reportedly knocked her father on his ass after getting into a fight with his girlfriend, Christie Prody, 32.

She has grown tired of Christie’s excessive drinking and the fact that OJ, 61, gives his girlfriend more money than Arnelle’s mother who works at Walmart.  Arnelle’s mother, Marguerite Whitley, was OJ’s high school sweetheart.  That is, until Nicole Brown came along.

OJ dumped Whitley and married Nicole. Arnelle still harbors resentment over the fact that he left her mother to pursue Nicole.  Why? I can’t figure that one out. At least her mother wasn’t almost decapitated..

Arnelle’s anger was unleashed after OJ stood up for his girlfriend during a feud between the two women.

A source told the NY Daily News, “Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie’s behavior. That’s what started the whole thing. Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad. O.J. said ‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”

She caused some damage too. Simpson suffered a cut on the back of his head, his mouth was bleeding and his lip was cut. Some tough old man he is now, eh?

After calming down somewhat, guilt set in with Arnelle and she called 911 and admitted what she had done.

Police arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, filing a report and asking Arnelle to leave her father’s home.

I love every bad story I hear about this man.  I hope his business/personal/family/love life are all in shambles.  I hope people still call him a murderer in public places.  I hope he dies alone.  But he won’t, because there is always a money grubbing, bimbo whore, just like Christie (who looks just like Nicole) who is eager to leech off his money and fame/notoriety. Some bitches are just that dumb.

Just for fun, check out all the fun Christie and OJ have had together.

• Christie Prody has accused OJ Simpson of entering her home illegally, stealing pages from her address book and erasing her voice mails.
• Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years.
• Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in May 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.
• She shoved him again on July 4, 2005, and then slapped one of his friends, according to various police reports.
• Now-deceased sex tape broker David Hans Schmidt allegedly tried to shop a sex tape of OJ Simpson, Christie Prody and model Patty Kuprys, a video Simpson denied existed and threatened legal action over.
• Christie Prody caused a rift between Simpson and his daughter Sydney, 22, in January 2003. Police found Sydney, then 17, alone in her bedroom. She told them she and O.J. were fighting because she did not like Prody.
• Sydney’s brother Justin, then 14, told investigators he got along fine with Prody … after the local Department of Children & Families received 13 anonymous calls from Miami accusing Simpson of child abuse in 2003.
• Prody was reprimanded by police in 2004 for using Simpson’s disabled parking permit to park in a handicapped spot at Target.
• Police recovered a stolen 30-foot motorboat - without its engines - from Simpson’s property in 2003. It appeared Simpson had no involvement.
• Federal agents raided Simpson’s home in 2001 as part of an international drug investigation. Simpson wasn’t charged in the Ecstasy ring.
• Christie Prody was busted for marijuana possession in Southwest Miami in 2006. She paid a fine for the misdemeanor drug charge.
• Prody was also fined by the city of Miami in 2002, pleading no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment.
• Just last year, the Juice allegedly threatened to kill a local handyman who he hired to do some repairs, then accused of sleeping with Prody.

You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday.

Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys!

It’s said to be an “open dormitory type of setting” where he will be in contact with other adults.

Nick is to be released in October.

Make like McD’s and get serving, bitch!

Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.

Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.

He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts.  Ew.

He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.

This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!

Cynthia Rodriguez is set to file for divorce from husband of six years, Alex Rodriguez.

Her attorney, Earle Lilly, confirmed that she will be filing papers in Miami this morning.

She says, “I’m sure you’ve heard rumors of the relationship he’s had with Madonna - that’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. She’s been fighting these terrible, demonic problems for two years and they don’t go away.”

Cynthia is claiming “total emotional abandonment” and believes that her husband’s late night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment are pretty good proof that he has been messing around.

“Call it an affair, call it a relationship, [she's put] up and tolerated his misconduct.”

Rodriguez was also photographed spending time with a stripper in three different cities last year, and anyone who knows the guy knows what a skirt chaser he is..

Lilly adds, “You’re not going to see a lot of other relationships named. The papers are designed not to be horrible, vitriolic, or create negative feelings, but just to put it out on the table and get this lady through a very troubled period in her life.”

A-Rod is reportedly worth nearly a billion dollars and owns multiple homes. The couple do have a pre-nuptial agreement, which Lilly is reviewing.

Not only has he been sneaking around, but he has also failed to spend any time with his infant daughter who was born on April 21st. Apparently he has only seen her once in the past few weeks. Multiple sources claim that within minutes of the baby being born Alex left the hospital and jetted over to Madonna’s.  The couple also have a 3-year-old daughter, Natasha.

Fricking dad of the year..

Lilly says that the mother of two is devastated by the events leading up to her decision to leave her husband.

“Cynthia is a Greek Orthodox lady, brought up in a Greek Orthodox household. She doesn’t believe in divorce. She’s devastated, she’s hurt, she’s a little angry. He’s a multi-million dollar baseball player, but that doesn’t make any difference when there are two little kids at home and no husband. His activities - despite the fact that he’s a very prominent baseball player - don’t make him a successful parent or husband.”

Sources are saying that Madonna has got Alex into Kabbalah and has been obsessed with her for some time, going into a trance-like state when her videos came on while working out in the gym.

Meanwhile, Cynthia spent some time away from home with her good friend Lenny Kravitz (supposedly platonic..yeah, right) in Paris and returned to her home in Miami this weekend.