So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Alex has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married - although separated - Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

Remember the slimy doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother before she died?

Dr. Jan Adams is back on the scene, this time for yet another DUI. His third time since 2003.  Impressive. Our sources say he loves them Heinekens!

The dumbass was arrested at 2:45 am after being spotted in his ‘04 gray Jaguar XJ8 turning onto a freeway (680 freeway near Benicia) off-ramp. He failed a sobriety test and was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, driving the wrong way and driving on a suspended license. He is currently in Solano County Jail awaiting bail.

On a side note, Dr. Adams has also had his physician’s license revoked due to unpaid child support.  He was warned in May and never did anything about it so his license was pulled at midnight last night.  What great timing!  This is the second time this has happened to Dr. Jan, the last time being in 2006 - and it lasted three months.

His license can be reinstated once he is caught up on payments.

Malibu Mayor Pamela Ulich has asked Ken Starr (yes, that one) to draw up new city laws involving the paparazzi who work in the celebrity-filled city.

Her plan is to make “buffer zones” for photographers who follow celebs to the beach, she also wants to tax them. She is hoping that the cameramen will “think twice before shoving a camera in your face”.

There have been two situations this week where surfers chased the paparazzi off the beach where Matthew MCConaughey was surfing.

With the internet and paparazzi sites burning up the internet the problem has gotten progressively worse over the past few years.

Ulich hopes to help control the menacing problem.

This is an audio clip of Donald Trump talking smack about former Penthouse Pet/Playboy model and clinical psychologist & sex author, Dr. Victoria Zdrok, who claimed to have dated him some years ago.

In an interview with Steppin’ Out magazine Zdrok dished about dating the Don, basically saying that he was an arrogant ass. Shocking!

She claims that Trump only talked about himself, constantly rambled about how he was much better looking off-camera, said his exes Marla Maples and Ivana Trump were ugly and skinny, and he often bragged, “Once you make love to me, you’ll never be able to make love to anybody else.”

Oh my gawd, a little burp just came up. Stay down, lunch!

Anyhow, Trump caught wind of the article and responded via telephone to the man who originally interviewed Zdrok for the magazine, journalist Chaunce Hayden.

In the audio tape you hear Trump sound like the usual prick that he is, calling the girl a “f**king third-rate hooker,” and saying how completely unattractive that she is - far too ugly for him to date..

Look in the mirror fatass! Trump, you are seriously one of the most disgusting looking, crusty old f*cks in the business. You are overweight, have f*cked up hair, and a mangled face. There is nothing attractive about you! Your wife is simply a “third-rate hooker” for marrying your ass! He probably makes that bitch work for it too. I’m sure she has tasted his ass on more than a few occasions!

Dude, if you weren’t wealthy you’d be banging fat smelly bitches in trailer parks . . if you were lucky!

[Thank you Chauncey@ Stepping Out]

Nick (Bollea) Hogan’s bitching and moaning about solitary confinement seems to have paid off for him.

Hogan’s legal team requested earlier in the week that he be let out of seclusion and into house arrest with his mother, but that request was denied by a judge.

Instead, Hogan has been moved into to a cell with three other juveniles.  The sheriff’s office says it was a “result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,” not because of Nick couldn’t handle solitary confinement.

Uh-huh.  Maybe money really can buy ‘happiness’.

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John Lydon, a.k.a. ‘Johnny Rotten‘ of The Sex Pistols, is being sued by a former female assistant who claims she was assaulted by the legendary punk icon.

Roxane Davis, who was employed by the show Lydon was working on at the time, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles today claiming he hit her and verbally attacked her.

She alleges that he and another assistant (who went by the name of ‘Rambo’) unleashed on her after she failed to book them rooms at the Ritz Carlton with adjoining doors.

She says Lydon “cocked back his fist … and punched her in the face” and called her “a fat f**king c*nt, f**king c*nt, and fat f**king whore.”

Davis says she complained to her employer about the abuse she was taking, “but the complaints fell on deaf ears.”