Katie Price loves to go out and put on a show, and since her split with hubby Peter Andre, what a show it has been.

This time Katie was snapped with a shirt that says, “Keep Calm and Carry On”.

Keeping calm to her must mean getting wasted, picking up random goons and not remembering anything in the morning.  Classy ho!

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Shauna Sand goes topless for a minute while on the beach in Miami.

Sand knows how to get attention and does so by constantly showcasing her body in bikinis and by hanging all over whatever guy she might be with at the time. Sometimes she even goes topless, teasing the paparazzi.

She’s kind of the epitome of an aging L.A. gold digger. She’s tanorexic, has gargantuan funbags and a tacky 20-year-old Playboy tattoo. That covers about 98.9% of washed-up starlets in Los Angeles, heh.

Katie Price out and about in London wearing a modest pink tank top that reads, “Perfect.”

Hardly.

It should say “Inflatable,” “I Love Me” or “Fame Whore”.

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John Mayer and his vast collection of lipstick kisses outside the My House club in West Hollywood.

He performed an impromptu version of Man in the Mirror and danced with some random pickled chick before heading to his car to be driven home.

Is this for real? John sure likes attention. I can’t believe I thought he was hot awhile back. Nowadays he just seems like an egotistical douchebag.

[Photograph: © Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]

Heidi Montag to be in Playboy

Hugh Hefner has confirmed that Heidi Montag will be posing for Playboy in the near future.

Of course Heidi hasn’t been able to keep quiet about it and has even blabbed about the paycheck. (In case you’re curious, she will be paid $500,000 for the spread.)

When asked about The Hills star, Hefner said,  “I think she is going to be (in Playboy).”

Montag says she is doing the shoot as “a gift” for her meathead husband Spencer Pratt. Yeah, right. Heidi will do anything for attention. Whether it be pose naked or pray to God via her Twitter account.

In a couple years she and Spencer will be doing porn - it will be the only way they’ll be able to get attention. Lawd knows their talent isn’t going to get them very far.

[SP]

Paris Hilton in a ridiculous, eye-catching outfit at Bar DeLuxe with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

I know… TWO Paris posts in one day. Terrible. But I can’t help but gawk at her horrible fashion choices! Sequin dress, headband, corset, fingerless gloves and ankle boots? Not exactly the makings of a smashing outfit.

She looks like an 8-year-old who went rummaging through mommy’s closet! No offense, 8-year-olds…

And Doug? Dude just looks like a meathead.

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What the hell, Paris?

The attention craving heiress appeared on the balcony of a Santa Monica hotel Thursday looking a lot like Lady Gaga.  She was “dressed” in a strappy, black bikini, a cage corset-like belt, and Gordi LaForge (Star Trek) inspired sunglasses.

Of course she knew photographers were out there, so she strutted her bird-ass out where they could take a pic of her.

She’s slippin’, though. Back in the day, Paris would have worn this for a night out!

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