Shauna Sand sex tape

Shauna Sand has approved her sex tape and has dropped her fake cease & desist letter to the company.

Sand met with Vivid Entertainment’s co-chairman Steve Hirsch and the two apparently worked out some sort of deal to where Shauna will be paid, and the tape will be released. But don’t let the fact that Sand has made a half-hearted attempt to block the sale of the video sway you from thinking the sex tape was meant to be private. From what I hear the footage seems awfully “planned,” as if Shauna knew she was doing it for the money the entire time. Shocking, right? Pffft.

Shauna is just pathetic. She’ll obviously do anything for money and fame. She’s a complete joke. I don’t think she’s smart enough to realize that the only reason anyone pays attention to her is because we all like to snicker about her.

Her poor kids. Mom is a hell of a role model. Boinking some slimy boy toy for everyone to see. Remember Boogie Nights and real-life porn star Nina Hartley who played Little Bill’s (William H. Macy) wife? She was always going around porking the hell out of a different guy sometimes right in the middle of the road with a crowd of dudes surrounding her, watching. That reminds me of Shauna’s skanky ass. Just putting it all out there.

By the way, I met Nina once at a massive party where Queensryche was playing (it was the 90’s) and she was one nasty, old, beat hooker!

Katie Price a.k.a. ‘Jordan’ has found a new way to get attention.

Of course it involves her dressing up in an outrageous outfit, but this time she choose an entourage of drag queens to accompany her as she promoted her new book at a signing. If you look closely, you’ll see that among the queens, is boyfriend, Alex Reid. He’s the one in the gold. Recognize him?

Alex has admitted that he likes to dress in women’s clothing and Katie says it’s a turn-on to her. So what better way to create a buzz about her book than to play it up?

Katie showed up in an outrageously gaudy red sparkling gown and a Marilyn Monroe wig the size of her ego. Well, almost. She later changed her platinum wig for a bizarre brunette wig as she signed copies of her book.

I know Jordan has always had outrageous book signings, but it seems this time she’s picked up a few pointers from Lady Gaga. Crazy wigs are bound to get you noticed. As is all the other stuff going on here.

Long gone are the days when people were actually recognized for being talented. It’s all about who is the biggest attention whore. And Katie is right up there with the front runners.

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Meghan McCain’s boob-i-full Twitpic

Meghan McCain posted a total boob shot on Twitter yesterday and then got all pouty and defensive when people commented on her rack.

With the photo she posted:

“my “spontaneous” night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout….I’m getting old”

When really she meant:

“LOOK AT MY BOOBS!”

Ya think? So when people responded negatively to the shot she acted like she had no clue as to why. Since then she posted six times defending herself. One of the posts:

“when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am”

Save it, sister.

She’s also threatened to leave Twitter, because, well, it’s the thing to do this week.

“why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment”

Playing the dumb blonde, no doubt.

Ok, listen. Fake boobs or not, was the bitch standing on her effing head when she shot the photo? Her tits are around her neck! She is SO OBVIOUSLY pushing them up as high to her chin with her arm! The Warhol jazz was just a cover. She wanted you to notice her tits. The book is not focal point of this photo, Meghan. You’re not fooling us!

Paris Hilton at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards at the Music Box in LA.

Paris actually won something, and no, not the Most Annoying Lanky Slut Award either. She actually won the Innovator Award. She tweeted about her win: “So happy! Just won The Reality Innovator Award, for being the Innovator of Reality TV. Loves it”

“THE” Innovator of Reality? Hardly. Replace that “THE” with “A”. Don’t make it all you, bitch. If you are the innovator of anything it’s making a career of attention whoring.

And for the hair, I think she was going for the Gwen Stefani look but got the Bob’s Big Boy instead. Nice shot, Dougie Boy.

The 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards is scheduled to air on October 17th, 10/9c.

[Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com]

Kanye West and Amber Rose showing their love for each other at Capitol City in West Hollywood.

But really, I think it’s more of a love for the cameras than it is love for one another..

[Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com]

La Toya Jackson happily whips up a milkshake in West Hollywood’s ‘Millions of Milkshakes’ store.

Smile big and say cheese, you’re onstage La Toya!

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

Joanna Krupa must have been in dire need of attention last night.

Why do I say that? Because she chose this dreadful ensemble to wear to dinner.

Here she is seen waiting for her car as she leaves Katsuya sushi restaurant in West Hollywood. She giddily poses for the paparazzi who probably told her the dress was smoking hot, all the while laughing to themselves about how ridiculously overdressed she was.

She most likely got up this morning, grabbed some coffee and Googled herself right away. How much you wanna bet?

Hi Joanna!

[Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com]

Katie Price loves to go out and put on a show, and since her split with hubby Peter Andre, what a show it has been.

This time Katie was snapped with a shirt that says, “Keep Calm and Carry On”.

Keeping calm to her must mean getting wasted, picking up random goons and not remembering anything in the morning.  Classy ho!

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Shauna Sand goes topless for a minute while on the beach in Miami.

Sand knows how to get attention and does so by constantly showcasing her body in bikinis and by hanging all over whatever guy she might be with at the time. Sometimes she even goes topless, teasing the paparazzi.

She’s kind of the epitome of an aging L.A. gold digger. She’s tanorexic, has gargantuan funbags and a tacky 20-year-old Playboy tattoo. That covers about 98.9% of washed-up starlets in Los Angeles, heh.

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