Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.
Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.
Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.
The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”
I’m certainly not against having your boobs done, but good lawd, woman! Having mammoth tits like that is just asking to be critiqued. How can you look at Jodie Marsh and NOT think she’s an easy bimbo? She might a well have an eye tattooed on each mound since that’s the only thing people see when they look at her. Oh, and her f*cked up nose..
Can you imagine trying to sleep with those things flopping around? Forget sleeping on your stomach! They look sloppy, uncomfortable and really don’t do much for her figure.
UK bimbo Jodie Marsh is truly at the bottom of the white trash can.
Not even 30 years-old, she looks like she’s pushing 50. Toting her boytoy around while wearing a halter dress that showcases her basketball sized melons, she exudes a lack of confidence although she tries to portray otherwise.
What is she hiding from underneath all that makeup? Her terribly ugly inside?
“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”
- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.
Believe it or not, an entertainment company has posted an auction on eBay where you can bid for a date with Rock of Love 2’s Angelique (Frenchy), the dirty stripper with the busted face.
The auction reads:
We are a music and entertainment marketing company . Here is a unique opportunity to bid on a celebrity date with a reality TV star.
Frenchy for “Rock of Love 2″ can be your date anywhere in the country. She could host your special event, caddy your golf game, dinner and a movie or just show up at your work.
This type of auction has never been done before as we normally book these celebrities in night clubs and special events.
Winning bidder would be required to sign the standard :Artist Engagement Agreement, provide one R/T coach class ticket from Las Vegas and provide all local ground transportation and hotel accommodation at a 4 star or better hotel.
The appearance must be complete within 3 months of winning the auction.
The asking bid? Only $2500.00. That’s a lot of money for such a cheap dirty whore.
Check out the auction HERE. (They moved it - I fixed the link!)
To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.
There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!
Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.
If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!
Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!
By now I’m sure you have heard Heidi Montag’s new single ‘No More’, the lovely follow up to the much mocked & talked about, ‘Higher’.
Once again Heidi’s voice is heavily doctored and made to sound like a synthesizer. (I guess it’s called a vocoder.) After reading a little bit about what this machine does, it’s apparent that it’s the one doing most of the singing. But unfortunately it’s using her voice to do it.
Come on SNL, invite this bitch on then miraculously have an Ashlee Simpson malfunction! Ratings, people, ratings!
Anyhow, in case you haven’t already, go listen to the crap. You can’t talk sh*t about it unless you’ve heard it.. Heh.
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