Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.

Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.

Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.

The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”

- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.

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Believe it or not, an entertainment company has posted an auction on eBay where you can bid for a date with Rock of Love 2’s Angelique (Frenchy), the dirty stripper with the busted face.

The auction reads:

We are a music and entertainment marketing company . Here is a unique opportunity to bid on a celebrity date with a reality TV star.

Frenchy for “Rock of Love 2″ can be your date anywhere in the country. She could host your special event, caddy your golf game, dinner and a movie or just show up at your work.

This type of auction has never been done before as we normally book these celebrities in night clubs and special events.

Winning bidder would be required to sign the standard :Artist Engagement Agreement, provide one R/T coach class ticket from Las Vegas and provide all local ground transportation and hotel accommodation at a 4 star or better hotel.

The appearance must be complete within 3 months of winning the auction.

The asking bid? Only $2500.00. That’s a lot of money for such a cheap dirty whore.

Check out the auction HERE. (They moved it - I fixed the link!)

To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.

There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!

Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.

If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!

Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!

EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.

Paris Hilton continued to infect the world in Turkey where she attended and judged the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul.

Paris was led onstage by a belly dancer who invited Paris to dance with her. The only problem is that Paris can’t dance - let alone belly dance.

Paris strutted around the stage with that dumb look on her face that just screams, “I’m so hot.”

When the dancer tried to show her some moves Paris was completely off beat and just continued on with her sultry ‘come-f*ck-me’ dance.

The only decent thing I can say is that the skank had a nice dress.

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By now I’m sure you have heard Heidi Montag’s new single ‘No More’, the lovely follow up to the much mocked & talked about, ‘Higher’.

Once again Heidi’s voice is heavily doctored and made to sound like a synthesizer. (I guess it’s called a vocoder.) After reading a little bit about what this machine does, it’s apparent that it’s the one doing most of the singing. But unfortunately it’s using her voice to do it.

Come on SNL, invite this bitch on then miraculously have an Ashlee Simpson malfunction! Ratings, people, ratings!

Anyhow, in case you haven’t already, go listen to the crap. You can’t talk sh*t about it unless you’ve heard it.. Heh.

I can’t wait for the video.

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Heidi Montag’s annoying boyfriend Spencer Pratt somehow managed to score his own advice column in Radar magazine.

The column is called “YO SPENCER!” and debuts in the April issue of Radar.

Radar editor Maer Roshan said, “Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind. When asking for advice, it’s good to have someone who will be brutally honest with you, and tell it like it is.”

Ok, now how exactly is Spencer qualified to dish out advice? If anything I think the column will be worth reading just to snicker at the vast pearls of knowledge he throws out there.

Please.

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Tiffany “New York” Pollard is VH1’s reality queen, so it’s not really surprising that the network has offered her another reality show showcasing the loud, obnoxious, spoiled mess.

In it, New York goes to Hollywood, where she is going to try and get her acting career underway. Tiffany dreams of being an A-list celebrity, you know. Heh.

Meanwhile, she is still with boyfriend George “Tailor Made” Weisgerber, winner of last season’s ‘I Love New York’. The two live together in New York and while Tiffany heads to Hollywood, George will hold the fort down at home. Besides having a 12-year old daughter, George is an executive for Mark Ecko so traveling to California with Tiffany has been out of the question.

He tells People magazine, “One of the reasons I appealed to her so much is that, unlike a lot of the other guys on the show, I am independent and self-motivated and I have a career and won’t be riding on her coattails.”

However, he does plan on visiting his buxom babe often.

“Tiffany and I are very happy together. We will make this work….I have so much respect for Tiffany and support her career. She is very talented and has a great future as an actress….I’ll visit her as much as I can.”

Don’t forget your leash, dude!

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Spencer Pratt is sure one loyal little bitch.

‘Max Megaphone’ has been out blabbing to everyone who will listen about how great of a singer his poseur girlfriend is. We all know differently, but that hasn’t stopped him from warning the likes of Madonna and Britney Spears about the threat coming their way. Heh.

Spencer told People magazine, “When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

This guy is so pu**y-whipped it’s sick!

Heidi is leading him around by his little hairless pee-pee or something. She has him brainwashed and I love it.

Jordan (Katie Price) promoting her new book in a ridiculous outfit.

Bitch is like Pam Anderson. Aging attention whores are the worst! Anyhow, I say she looks like the ringleader of the sluts-on-parade circus, but the outfit does scream superhero whore!