Katie Price out and about in London wearing a modest pink tank top that reads, “Perfect.”

Hardly.

It should say “Inflatable,” “I Love Me” or “Fame Whore”.

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John Mayer and his vast collection of lipstick kisses outside the My House club in West Hollywood.

He performed an impromptu version of Man in the Mirror and danced with some random pickled chick before heading to his car to be driven home.

Is this for real? John sure likes attention. I can’t believe I thought he was hot awhile back. Nowadays he just seems like an egotistical douchebag.

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Heidi Montag to be in Playboy

Hugh Hefner has confirmed that Heidi Montag will be posing for Playboy in the near future.

Of course Heidi hasn’t been able to keep quiet about it and has even blabbed about the paycheck. (In case you’re curious, she will be paid $500,000 for the spread.)

When asked about The Hills star, Hefner said,  “I think she is going to be (in Playboy).”

Montag says she is doing the shoot as “a gift” for her meathead husband Spencer Pratt. Yeah, right. Heidi will do anything for attention. Whether it be pose naked or pray to God via her Twitter account.

In a couple years she and Spencer will be doing porn – it will be the only way they’ll be able to get attention. Lawd knows their talent isn’t going to get them very far.

[SP]

Paris Hilton in a ridiculous, eye-catching outfit at Bar DeLuxe with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

I know… TWO Paris posts in one day. Terrible. But I can’t help but gawk at her horrible fashion choices! Sequin dress, headband, corset, fingerless gloves and ankle boots? Not exactly the makings of a smashing outfit.

She looks like an 8-year-old who went rummaging through mommy’s closet! No offense, 8-year-olds…

And Doug? Dude just looks like a meathead.

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What the hell, Paris?

The attention craving heiress appeared on the balcony of a Santa Monica hotel Thursday looking a lot like Lady Gaga.  She was “dressed” in a strappy, black bikini, a cage corset-like belt, and Gordi LaForge (Star Trek) inspired sunglasses.

Of course she knew photographers were out there, so she strutted her bird-ass out where they could take a pic of her.

She’s slippin’, though. Back in the day, Paris would have worn this for a night out!

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Shauna Sand puts an end to her marriage to Romain Chavent once and for all.

Her wedding finger tattoo of her ex-husbands name was covered up by two hearts joined, connecting together. She is moving on her life and has ended her back and forth volatile relationship with Romain for good.

She says,

“The tattoo signifies two pure, complete hearts joined together to share their love. By covering the tattoo it is a way of closing this chapter and moving onto bigger and better relationships. When I look at the heart tattoo, it inspires me to stay strong and know one day I will find the right person that is worthy of my heart, soul and love.”

On a sidenote, is someone hand feeding Shauna Taco Bell? Who does bitch think she is, Mariah Carey?

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Heidi Montag bought doofus Spencer Pratt a sweet ass 1968 SS Camaro as a so-called early wedding gift.

Proof that good things do not always happen to good people.

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Shauna Sand in Beverly Hills picking up her laundry in hooker attire.

Because that’s just what she does.

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Pamela Anderson struts her stuff on the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection entitled “Blondes Have More Fun!” on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week.

Oh, this is just embarrassing. Poor thing, she doesn’t get it.

She is all washed up and is a caricature of her former self..

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