Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?
Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.
US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.
There’s still hope!
Denise Richards, what a completely annoying, old ass, attention whore!
Geeze! If you watched any of the morning shows yesterday you definitely caught Denise on one of them, because I think she was on them all.
Not surprisingly she managed to make an ass out of herself on every show. The clip above is from The Today Show where Richards is interviewed by Matt Lauer.
At 2:15 into the clip, Denise says the dumbest thing she could possibly say, “You know, he’s the one that’s speaking [to the media].” Matt calls her bulls**t and says back at her, “No, you’re speaking.” Then she tries to backtrack. “I-I..Uh-uh..”
Then there is her appearance on The View and Whoopi opens a can of Whoopi-Ass on the bitch. And once again, Denise tries to justify her reality show and bringing her children into it all.. blah blah.
She really is a terrible actress isn’t she?
In all her interviews she plays the cancer card, (her mother died last year from the disease), trying to get the nation’s sympathy as she has nothing else to offer. She also has the balls to act as though no one else in the world has ever been through that, except her.
Denise reeks of insincerity and narcissism. This bitch wants attention. And money. Period.
Heidi Montag and self important boyfriend Spencer Pratt treated themselves to a nice dinner with a couple of friends at a Los Angeles restaurant Saturday night…camera crew in tow, no doubt.
Their bill came to a total of $783. Included on the tab was 12 shots of Platinum Patron which runs $60 a shot! Spencer, being the man that he is, flipped the bill, but only left $800. That means a mere $17 tip for the lucky waitress who was fortunate enough to have the pleasure of waiting on these morons.
Once filming had stopped, the waitress went to the producer of the show and asked about the whopping 2% tip. He then forked out $60 of his own money, bringing the total tip to just under 10%. Not excellent tipping skills.
So waitstaff and bartenders in L.A. take note, and don’t do these two any favors.
Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.
Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.
Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.
So you probably already know that Lorenzo Lamas‘ daughter, Shayne Lamas, 22, won this season’s The Bachelor.
The season finale just aired Monday and already Shayne has rocketed off in the wrong direction. She appears on the latest issue of Girls Gone Wild magazine which is ran by the infamous Joe Francis empire.
Despite her father saying he thought she was only on the show to be on television, she insists she was there to find true love. She says, “It’s what every girl wants.”
When asked to describe Matt she says he is “very casual, respectful of women.”
Joe Francis says the reason he asked Shayne to do the spread was because, “Shayne has a genuine ‘girl next door’ quality. But she also happens to be very hot.”
And not very bright.
In case you missed it, TMZ reported at the end of March that Bachelor Matt Grant had hit on one of their employees at a bar. He and the female stayed in contact. At one point he told her that he wanted to move to the U.S. and his attorney told him the best way to jump on board was to get hitched! True or not, who knows, but definitely interesting.
Regardless, I’m not willing to lay any coin down on these two staying together. But in the meantime, I do bet Shayne will be trying like hell to be the next Paris Hilton..
Oh boy, throw an attention whore in front of a camera and watch her hurl people under the bus.
Heidi Montag tells David Letterman that the reason she and Lauren Conrad stopped hanging out is that Lauren told her if she didn’t break up with Spencer they couldn’t be friends. And that’s after Lauren supposedly told Heidi how much she loved Spencer and wanted him to meet her dad. Yeah, I don’t get it either…whatever.
Basically the entire first half of the interview is about Heidi and Lauren, with Heidi talking smack as much as possible.
The second half of the interview is Heidi talking about her Rolling Stone cover with the girls of The Hills and of course, Spencer. Dave doesn’t seem to care for Spenc too much and asks Heidi, “What does he do?” And Heidi’s answer is hardly surprising. “He’s a money making media mogul.”
“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”
- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.
