Paris Hilton at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards at the Music Box in LA.

Paris actually won something, and no, not the Most Annoying Lanky Slut Award either. She actually won the Innovator Award. She tweeted about her win: “So happy! Just won The Reality Innovator Award, for being the Innovator of Reality TV. Loves it”

“THE” Innovator of Reality? Hardly. Replace that “THE” with “A”. Don’t make it all you, bitch. If you are the innovator of anything it’s making a career of attention whoring.

And for the hair, I think she was going for the Gwen Stefani look but got the Bob’s Big Boy instead. Nice shot, Dougie Boy.

The 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards is scheduled to air on October 17th, 10/9c.

[Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Nominations for the 2009 American Music Awards have been announced. Here is the complete list:

SOUL/R&B – Favorite Male Artist
Jamie Foxx
Michael Jackson
Maxwell

SOUL/R&B – Favorite Female Artist
Beyonce
Keyshia Cole
Keri Hilson

SOUL/R&B – Favorite Band, Duo or Group
The Black Eyed Peas
Day26
Mary Mary

SOUL/R&B – Favorite Album
I Am…Sasha Fierce – Beyonce
The E.N.D. – The Black Eyed Peas
Number Ones – Michael Jackson

SOUNDTRACKS – Favorite Album
Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hannah Montana 3
Twilight Soundtrack

ALTERNATIVE ROCK – Favorite Artist
Green Day
Kings of Leon
Shinedown

ADULT CONTEMPORARY – Favorite Artist
Daughtry
Jason Mraz
Taylor Swift

LATIN – Favorite Artist
Aventura
Luis Fonsi
Wisin Y Yandel

CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL – Favorite Artist
Jeremy Camp
Brandon Heath
Mary Mary

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Determine the outcome of the show, vote for your favorite artists HERE!

The official website of the American Music Awards.

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Sarah Silverman with a mustache at the Emmys.

Sarah Silverman rocked a fake mustache as the “Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series” nominations were being read during last night’s Emmys.

Sarah once said about her body hair: “I didn’t look like the other kids. I had hairy legs, hairy arms, hair everywhere. I looked like a little monkey.” So the mustache fits right in.

Yeah, the fake mustache was cute and all, but I think the real joke was Sarah’s Emmy dress!

[Photo: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Those gorgeous women of Mad Men!

Christina Hendricks (Joan) and January Jones (Betty) looking absolutely smashing at the Emmys. Christina is my favorite female on the series. Her Marilyn-esque body, her quick wit and her catty comebacks make her the dish of the show.

[Photos: ©AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Here’s the complete list of the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards winners, 2009.

Drama Series: “Mad Men,” AMC.

Comedy Series: “30 Rock,” NBC.

Actor, Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad,” AMC.

Actress, Drama Series: Glenn Close, “Damages,” FX Networks.

Actor, Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock,” NBC.

Actress, Comedy Series: Toni Collette, “United States of Tara,” Showtime.

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Michael Emerson, “Lost,” ABC.

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Cherry Jones, “24,” Fox.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jon Cryer, “Two and a Half Men,” CBS.

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Kristin Chenoweth, “Pushing Daisies,” ABC.

Miniseries: “Little Dorrit” PBS.

Made-for-TV Movie: “Grey Gardens,” HBO.

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Brendan Gleeson, “Into the Storm,” HBO.

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Jessica Lange, “Grey Gardens,” HBO.

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Ken Howard, “Grey Gardens,” HBO.

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Shohreh Aghdashloo, “House of Saddam,” HBO.

Directing for a Comedy Series: “The Office: Stress Relief,” Jeff Blitz, NBC.

Directing for a Drama Series: “ER: And in the End,” Rod Holcomb, NBC.

Directing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Series: “American Idol: Show 833 (The Final Three),” Bruce Gowers, Fox.

Directing for a Miniseries, Movie, or Dramatic Special: “Little Dorrit: Part 1,” Dearbhla Walsh, PBS.

Variety, Music, or Comedy Series: “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,” Comedy Central.

Reality-Competition Program: “The Amazing Race,” CBS.

Writing for a Comedy Series: “30 Rock: Reunion,” Matt Hubbard, NBC.

Writing for a Drama Series: “Mad Men: Meditations in an Emergency,” Kater Gordon and Matthew Weiner, AMC.

Writing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Series: “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart,” Comedy Central.

Writing for a Miniseries, Movie, or Dramatic Special: “Little Dorrit,” Andrew Davies, PBS.

Host, Reality or Reality-Competition Program: Jeff Probst, “Survivor,” CBS.

Original Music and Lyrics: “81st Annual Academy Awards: Song Title: Hugh Jackman Opening Number,” ABC.

List of winners in the creative arts categories of the 61st annual Primetime Emmy Awards:

Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Justin Timberlake, “Saturday Night Live,” NBC.

Guest Actress in a Drama Series: Ellen Burstyn, “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Swing,” NBC.

Guest Actress in a Comedy Series: Tina Fey, “Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2008,” NBC.

Guest Actor in a Drama Series: Michael J. Fox, “Rescue Me: Sheila,” FX Networks.

Governors Award: Sheila Nevins, HBO Documentary Films president.

Animated Program (for Programming One-Hour or More): “Destination Imagination (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends),” Cartoon Network.

Animated Program (for Programming Less Than One Hour): “South Park: Margaritaville,” Comedy Central.

Art Direction for a Multi-Camera Series: “How I Met Your Mother: Shelter Island, Not A Father’s Day,” CBS.

Art Direction for a Single-Camera Series: “Pushing Daisies: Dim Sum Lose Some,” ABC.

Art Direction for a Miniseries or Movie: “Grey Gardens,” HBO, and “Little Dorrit,” PBS.

Art Direction for Variety, Music, or Nonfiction Programming: “American Idol: Episode 821-822,” Fox, and “2008 MTV Video Music Awards,” MTV.

Casting for a Comedy Series: “30 Rock,” NBC.

Casting for a Drama Series: “True Blood,” HBO.

Casting for a Miniseries, Movie, or Special: “Little Dorrit,” PBS.

Choreography: “81st Annual Academy Awards: Musicals Are Back,” ABC, and “So You Think You Can Dance: Adam and Eve/Silence,” Fox.

Cinematography for a Half-Hour Series: “Californication: In Utero,” Showtime.

Cinematography for a One-Hour Series: “The Tudors: Episode 303,” Showtime.

Cinematography for a Miniseries or Movie: “Little Dorrit: Part 1,” PBS.

Cinematography for Nonfiction Programming: “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations: Laos,” Travel Channel.

Cinematography for Reality Programming: “Out of the Wild: The Alaska Experiment, What Did I Sign Up For?” Discovery Channel.

Commercial: “Heist,” Coca-Cola.

Costumes for a Series: “Pushing Daisies: Bzzzzzzzzz!” ABC.

Costumes for a Miniseries, Movie, or Special: “Little Dorrit: Part 3,” PBS.

Costumes for a variety/music program or a special: “So You Think You Can Dance: Episode 415-416A,” Fox.

Directing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Special: “Beijing 2008 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony,” Bucky Gunts, NBC.

Directing for Nonfiction Programming: “Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired,” Marina Zenovich, HBO.

Main Title Design: “United States of Tara,” Showtime.

Makeup for a Series, Miniseries, Movie or a Special (prosthetic): “Grey Gardens,” HBO.

Makeup for a Single Camera Series (non-prosthetic): “Pushing Daisies: Dim Sum Lose Some,” ABC.

Makeup for a Multi-Camera Series or Special (non-prosthetic): “MADtv: Episode 1405,” Fox.

Makeup for a Miniseries or a Movie (non-prosthetic): “The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler (Hallmark Hall of Fame Presentation),” CBS.

Music Direction: “Streisand: The Concert,” CBS.

Music Composition for a Series (Original Dramatic Score): “Legend of the Seeker: Prophecy,” Syndicated.

Music Composition for a Miniseries, Movie or a Special (Original Dramatic Score): “Into the Storm,” HBO.

Original Main Title Theme Music: “Great Performances,” PBS.

Picture Editing for a Drama Series (Single-Camera): “Breaking Bad: ABQ,” AMC.

Picture Editing for a Comedy Series (Single or Multi-Camera): “30 Rock: Apollo, Apollo,” NBC.

Picture Editing for a Miniseries or Movie (Single-Camera): “Taking Chance,” HBO.

Picture Editing (Short Form): “81st Annual Academy Awards,” ABC, and “Stand Up to Cancer,” ABC, CBS and NBC.

Picture Editing for a Special (Single or Multi-Camera): “Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger,” HBO.

Picture Editing for Nonfiction Programming: “This American Life: John Smith,” Showtime.

Picture Editing for Reality Programming: “Project Runway: Finale (Part 1),” Bravo.

Hairstyling for a Single-Camera Series: “Mad Men: The Gold Violin,” AMC.

Hairstyling for a Multi-Camera Series or Special: “Dancing With the Stars: Episode 709,” ABC.

Hairstyling for a Miniseries or a Movie: “Grey Gardens,” HBO.

Creative Achievement in Interactive Media – Nonfiction: “The Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Digital Experience,” NBC.com.

Creative Achievement in Interactive Media — Fiction: “The Dharma Initiative,” DharmaWantsYou.com.

Lighting Direction (Electronic, Multi-Camera) for Variety, Music or Comedy Programming: “American Idol: Finale,” Fox.

Variety, Music, or Comedy Special: “The Kennedy Center Honors,” CBS.

Special Class Programs: “Beijing 2008 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony,” NBC.

Special Class — Short-format Live-Action Entertainment Programs: “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog,” drhorrible.com.

Special Class — Short-format Nonfiction Programs: “Writer’s Draft,” Fox Movie Channel.

Children’s Program: “Wizards of Waverly Place,” Disney Channel.

Children’s Nonfiction Program: “Grandpa, Do You Know Who I Am? With Maria Shriver,” HBO, and “Nick News with Linda Ellerbee: Coming Home: When Parents Return from War,” Nickelodeon.

Nonfiction Special: “102 Minutes That Changed America,” History.

Nonfiction Series: “American Masters,” PBS.

Reality Program: “Intervention,” A&E.

Exceptional Merit in Nonfiction Filmmaking: “The Memory Loss Tapes,” HBO.

Writing for Nonfiction Programming: “Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired,” HBO.

Sound Editing for a Series: “Battlestar Galactica: Daybreak (Part 2),” Syfy.

Sound Editing for a Miniseries, Movie, or Special: “Generation Kill: The Cradle of Civilization,” HBO.

Sound Editing for Nonfiction Programming (Single or Multi-Camera): “102 Minutes That Changed America,” History.

Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series (One Hour): “House: House Divided,” Fox.

Sound Mixing for a Miniseries or Movie: “Generation Kill: The Cradle of Civilization,” HBO.

Sound Mixing for a Comedy or Drama Series (Half-Hour and Animation): “Entourage: Pie,” HBO, and “Weeds: Three Coolers,” Showtime.

Sound Mixing for a Variety or Music Series or a Special: “81st Annual Academy Awards,” ABC, and “The 51st Annual Grammy Awards,” CBS.

Sound Mixing for Nonfiction Programming (Single or Multi-Camera): “102 Minutes That Changed America,” History.

Special Visual Effects for a Series: “Heroes: The Second Coming/The Butterfly Effect,” NBC.

Special Visual Effects for a Miniseries, Movie, or Special: “Generation Kill: The Cradle of Civilization,” HBO.

Stunt Coordination: “Chuck: Chuck Versus the First Date,” NBC.

Technical Direction, Camerawork, Video Control for a Series: “American Idol: Episode 834A,” Fox.

Technical Direction, Camerawork, Video Control for a Miniseries, Movie, or Special: “Beijing 2008 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony,” NBC.

Voice-Over Performance: “The Simpsons: Father Knows Worst,” Fox.

Writing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Special: “Chris Rock — Kill The Messenger,” HBO.
On the Net:

Emmys.org

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Janet Jackson’s tribute performance to late brother Michael at the VMA’s

The Michael Jackson tribute for the MTV Video Music Awards started with MJ’s song, Thriller as various clips of Michael played on the big screen above.

Dancers performed to a collection of Michael’s hits, finally ending with the Michael & Janet duet, Scream, when Janet came onstage. A great opening for the show and it is always great to see Janet perform. I just wish she could/would sing LIVE!

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VIDEO: Lady Gaga VMA Performance

Love her or hate her – Lady Gaga gave a performance at the MTV Video Music Awards that you won’t likely forget!

Singing a medley of ‘Poker Face’ & ‘Paparazzi’ Gaga stunned viewers when the performance ended up in a pool of blood.

Gaga’s crazy costume changes throughout the awards show maximized her airtime, that’s for sure. She changed an outfit . . . she got another shot on the camera. Quite genius really. The outfits were about what you would expect from her. Absolutely whacky.

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Kanye West rushed the stage during Taylor Swift’s VMA acceptance speech

What a jerk.

Kanye West managed to make an ass of himself again on the MTV Video Music Awards. While Taylor Swift was accepting her award for Best Female Video, West barreled onstage and robbed her of her moment. He ranted on about Beyonce’s video and how it was one of the greatest of all-time. But it wasn’t about Beyonce. This was about Kanye – and him making it all about Kanye.

Beyonce seemed shocked and probably embarrassed by it all. Later when she came onstage to accept her award for Video of the Year [Single Ladies] she invited Taylor onstage to finish her speech. Way to go, Bey.

Kanye later apologized on his blog saying: “SOOOOO SORRY. I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment. Beyonce’s video was the best of this decade. I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down. I’m sorry to my friends at MTV. I will apologize to Taylor.”

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MTV has confirmed that Janet Jackson will be opening this year’s MTV Video Music Awards with a special tribute to her late brother, Michael Jackson.

Above: Michael and Janet in their 1995 video, Scream.

Follow the VMAs on Twitter!

Catch the VMAs on this Sunday, September 13 @ 9pm/8C with your host, Russell Brand.

[MTV]

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Miley Cyrus pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards

Miley Cyrus sure knows how to work a pole.

Ok, so it wasn’t exactly a stripper pole, it was some weird pole on top of some weird cart that she was dancing on while singing “Party in the USA” at this year’s Teen Choice Awards show.

Still, it’s a little creepy that she’s doing anything with a pole.. Couldn’t they have dressed it up like a palm tree or something?

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