The silver cover..

URB magazine is asking readers to chose between a red cover or a silver one featuring The Gossip’s Beth Ditto and the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton.

Readers are voting and leaving pretty funny comments as you can imagine.

Some of the comments are as follows:

“These pictures really are awful. looks like a 5th grade first time photoshop project.”

“dude - you look like an oompah loompah - who the hell did your makeup? willy wonka?”

“they are both gay. the covers.”

“Where is the trainer of these two elephants?”

“how relevant is Perez to URB readers? I mean i like perez (i also like toy airplanes, but i don’t expect them on the cover of URB), but come on, on the cover of URB magazine? cancel my subscription.”

“ORANGE is the new black”

“that fag is truly nauseating. no I’m not homophobic, I’m a lesbian myself.”

“yeah we get it.. the gossip…. perez hilton (gossip queen) but he is the last person on earth i’d ever like like to see on an urb cover. listen to your audience (scrap the perez cover) he’s a celebrity gossip blogger.. is this urb’s way of slowly transforming into… need i say it? spin? or even worse… ok magazine… come on you guys…. you’re respected… do a respectable thing…”

The red cover..

Beth Ditto of the band, ‘The Gossip’, loves sex and being sexual despite her hefty stature.

Ditto, an openly gay woman, says she is a nymphomaniac and would get her freak on 24/7 if she could get away with it.

“I think about sex constantly. If you don’t think about it constantly, you haven’t had really good sex. If I could just do one thing for 24 hours it would be that..or sew. Or have sex while sewing. Or sew an outfit to have sex in.”

Ditto went on to say that her first sexual relationship occurred when she was in kindergarten.

“I never liked men much. When I was having sex with them I would be thinking, ‘I wish I was with a girl.’ I got busted in kindergarten for making out with a girl in the bathroom - I mean totally making out.”

Beth said while growing up she was afraid of going to hell for being a lesbian. She adds that it was her strict religious upbringing that implanted those thoughts.

“I think it was harder admitting I was a lesbian to myself than it was to tell my mother about it because I’d been brought up to be so scared of going to hell. For years my mum and I used to watch soaps after school on stuff like lesbianism and she was like, ‘Can you imagine what that must be like?’ and all the time I was thinking, ‘Yup.’ “

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Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip, says that Meg Ryan is her Hollywood fantasy woman.

Ditto said that she loved Ryan in the movie, ‘The Doors’ best. “The film is like, a joke, but I liked her as the hippie girlfriend.” Hey Meg, go for it! You could put those trout lips to good use!