Archive for the ‘Beyonce’ Category

Dress Your Child Like a Video Ho!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

WTF?

This is an advertisement for Beyonce and her mother’s new clothing line for children called The Dereon Girls Collection. High heels? Boas and cropped jackets? This is a terrible ad, and totally creepy!  Playing dress-up is one thing, but this is simply not appropriate!

Pedophiles love this sh*t.  It makes me sad for the kids who modeled for this ad.

Miley Cyrus and Vanity Fair have nothing on Beyonce and The Dereon Girls!

“Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art - Arrivals

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Beyonce and Jay-Z Obtain a Marriage License

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Beyonce, 26, and longtime boyfriend, Jay-Z, 38, might be getting hitched sometime in the next couple months.

A source says they filed for a marriage license in the state of New York Tuesday morning. The license is good for 60 days so it looks like nuptials will be happening soon.

Beyonce’s spokesperson is denying the reports.

The couple have been together for six years.

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MTV Video Music Award Megapost!

Monday, September 10th, 2007

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Beyonce Gives Fans a Shot of Her Bouncing Betties

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

That’s what you get for jumping around like a Mexican jumping bean on crack!

If You Live in New York You Can Meet Beyonce Today

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

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Hey New Yorkers, if you love Beyonce you can meet her at Macy’s today.

Beyonce will be on the main floor of Macy’s at 34th Street at noon today for the launch of the Emporio Armani Diamonds fragrance. The first 150 people in line who buy the Armani gift set will get to meet the bootylicious diva and have her autograph their purchase.

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Beyonce Bites It On Stage

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Alright, I know many of you love Beyonce, her music and her bizarre thrashing around during her performances, but I’m not a fan.

I think her dancing is amusing and terribly funny with her head snapping in every direction and her lace front wig getting whipped around the room in a violent manner. So I found the following video to be a riot because Beyonce falls down some stairs while on stage.

Heh. I know, I’m evil, but falling is funny. And Beyonce falling is especially heart warming.

**(Since they already managed to get the Beyonce falling video taken off of YouTube, here’s a new link. )

Beyonce’s Frontin’

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

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Lace frontin’
that is!

Beyonce as we all know is a huge fan of the lace front wig.  The unfortunate problem is that it’s a little creepy close up. 

It has this inquiring mind wanting to know what real hair she’s rocking underneath it all. Surely it’s nothing as fabulous as what she has purchased..

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