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Beyonce VIDEO PHONE [Video]

Spicy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:57:01 +0000

Beyonce’s new video, “Video Phone”

Beyonce with the video for her new single, “Video Phone”.

Not feeling the song really, but the video is visually pleasing. Even if you aren’t a fan of her music, watching her perform is a whole other deal. You might poke fun at some of her outfits or at how she is bouncing off the wall, but you can’t quite take your eyes off her, can you?

Meooooow!

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Beyonce Boots Lindsay Lohan from Dressing Room

Spicy — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:10:04 +0000

If Lindsay liked it then she should’ve put a padlock on it.

Lindsay Lohan, who is hosting F1 Rocks in Singapore, requested the biggest dressing room at the event, and she got it. But little did she know that Beyonce would waltz into town and lay claim to the room as well.

Beyonce, who travels with a team of 70, also requested the largest room. Her rider stated that she needed four lit mirrors in the room, which was to be decorated in white. And a mini gym. And booze. Oh yeah, did I mention that her rider was 139 pages long? Really.

Up until Saturday Lohan had enjoyed the large dressing room, but when Bey rolled into town her security team booted Linds from it.

Lindsay later told the Daily Mirror: “I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it.”

If Lindsay thinks she deserved the dressing room over Beyonce, she’s out of her mind. Beyonce only changes clothes like every 10 minutes, and probably has a different staff member dedicated to each part of her body. When Beyonce comes to town it’s a production. Silly Lohan for thinking she could compete!

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It’s Rick James, Bitch!

Spicy — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:11:29 +0000

Oh wait…no it’s not.

It’s Beyonce, with some very, very bad hair!

[DM]

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Beyonce Clown

Spicy — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:40:38 +0000

Beyonce Clown

Want to laugh your ass off today?

Watch this performance by “Beyonce Clown”. I seriously laugh harder every time I see it. I even cried! Yes, I am easily amused. Hopefully you are too! Enjoy!

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Beyonce Recording a Hoax?

Spicy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:09:36 +0000

The audio tape that Howard Stern & co. played on their Sirius radio show yesterday of Beyonce Knowles sounding like an American Idol reject has turned out to be bogus.

[Listen to the clip HERE.]

The audio clip, which was supposedly taken from a raw sound board recording from her Today Show appearance, may have been altered to make Beyonce sound off key.

TMZ claims they located the person who made the tape (how did they do that?) and the person reportedly said, “It’s a little bit crazy. No one in their right mind would sound like that, and no one would cheer for someone singing like that.”

Daddy Knowles was pretty worked up about the entire thing and went on record to stand up for his meal ticket daughter.

“If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them. If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing ‘America the Beautiful’ and ‘At Last’ at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce’s vocal ability, they’ve gotta be an idiot. At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability. That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot.”

If you listened to the recording, you also heard Howard play a clip of Enrique Iglesias destroying his hit song, “Rhythm Divine.” Again, he couldn’t hear himself and concert goers were hearing the prerecorded version. So it does happen, and that’s why I thought the recording was genuine.

When you can’t hear your voice, it’s hard to know what you are sounding like, right? I still wonder if the Knowles family didn’t pay someone off to say they they made it, because believe me, cover-ups and scapegoats are only a a dollar amount away in Hollywood!

[Us]

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Beyonce is the New Milli Vanilli

Spicy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:29:44 +0000

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know a lot of you out there just adore Bey and her music, but I think she is overrated – and Howard Stern has proven it!

Listen to the audio clip of Beyonce singing “If I Were a Boy” here, you are going to die laughing!

Stern & co. played this awesome audio clip of Beyonce warming up before her appearance on the Today Show.

This is raw, unedited Beyonce, without all those funky ass filters and production clean ups. Talk about pitchy! Bitch CANNOT sing on key!

Proof that A LOT of singers these days DO NOT have what it takes to perform live. That’s why they don’t, they lip-sync their pre-recorded crap! If you have “the look” they will MAKE you a star, whether you can sing or not.

If you liked that clip you will love the one I posted of Britney awhile back, she is a terrible singer as well. Seriously bitches, I think I can sing these two under the table!

I love Howard’s snickering throughout the clip too because I was doing the exact same thing!

P.S. Yes, I know Milli Vanilli lip synced to someone else’s voice, but damn, this is just as bad!

[TMZ]

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Beyonce is Curvy

Spicy — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:18:23 +0000

Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!

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Etta James: “I Can’t Stand Beyonce!”

Spicy — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:46:12 +0000

Etta James went OFF about Beyonce during a Seattle performance last week saying Beyonce was gonna get her ass whipped!

You see, Beyonce sang James’ song, “At Last ” at Obama’s Inauguration Ball. Obviously Etta was still bothered by it enough to bring it up last week in front of an audience.

Despite Beyonce playing her in the flick “Cadillac Records,” James was none too thrilled with Sasha Fierce (Beyonce’s alter-ego) singing her song for the President.

She ranted, “Your President, the one with the big ears … he had that woman singing my song. She gone get her ass whipped.”

A moment later she really kicked it up a notch, “The great Beyonce … I can’t stand Beyonce.”

Listen to the audio above! Don’t mess with Etta!

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Beyonce Has Hairy Armpits

Spicy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:29:18 +0000

I posted photos of Beyonce at the ‘Cadillac Records’ premiere earlier this week but failed to notice what a mess her hairy armpits were!

Not only that, girlfriend forgot to use invisible dry!

She should shave that sh*t and donate it to Merkins of Love!

Heh.

Thanks Angie!

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I Bet You Can’t Dance Like This..

Spicy — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:00:35 +0000