Oh. My. Gawd.

So this gal gives a guy her business card after chatting with him for a couple minutes on the streets of San Fransisco. The phone calls that followed are almost unbelievable.

This guy tells the woman how stunning she is, tells her lucky she is to have him approach her and on and on. It only gets weirder the longer you listen. You honestly can’t even imagine the bullsh*t that this guy spews. Sad thing is, you can bet he believes it.

Thanks Jason for sending this to me, he found it over at Holy Taco.

These photos have been floating around the net for a couple months, being touted as the next hottest thing in Japanese footwear.

Not for most people, but you know that the foot freaks are probably lovin’ this craziness!

The boots at the bottom are kinda hot, not that I could or would wear them. Besides, what do you wear them with? A ponytail and a saddle, bitch! Ker-plop, ker-plop..

All these shoes are obviously for those bitches who love pain - and you can count my ass out!

Michael Jackson is still totally off his wheelchair rocker!

Michael came out of seclusion recently to hit some stores near his home in Vegas.  He went toy shopping, of course.

His kids - Prince Michael, Paris and ‘Blanket’ were all out too, thank goodness they still look normal.  You can only hope they lead a somewhat regular childhood.  But growing up with that man, I doubt it.

Oh, the books they will write one day…

Man, Michael’s dad really f*cked him up good, didn’t he? I mean you have to wonder what would have to happen to somebody to make them this bizarre.  It’s sad really. Anyone who remembers him from back in the day can recall a totally different man.

Will we ever know, or understand Michael Jackson?  Better yet, do we want to?

Remember the 10-year-old boy who managed to get on an airplane without a boarding pass in Texas last year and nearly did again in May?

It seems he is still up to no good, and you cant help but wonder what is going to become of his life.

Semaj Booker was arrested at 4:00 AM Saturday.  He is accused of burglarizing a home, destroying property and making false statements to police.

Booker has quite a long rap sheet for such a young man.

He has been arrested more than once for stealing cars, and he even has a high-speed chase under his belt. After stealing his neighbor’s car that was left running, the 10-year-old led police on a chase sometimes reaching speeds of 90-mph. He wrecked the car then refused to come out. Police had to break a window to get him into custody. They believe he learned to drive from video games.

Booker is known as a frequent runaway and often gives police false names when detained.

He is in detention at Remann Hall in Tacoma and is scheduled to appear in court today.

Two Seattle moms are hoping to hit the bigtime with their new creation - high-heels for infants.

“Heelarious,” a.k.a. “crib heels” are soft baby-booties for infants aged 0 to 6 months that look like pumps. They sell for $35 a pair.

Creator Britta Bacon says she came up with the idea on her way to daughter Kayla’s 4th birthday party. She says she thought, “That would have been hilarious if I could have brought Kayla to a party in high heels when she was a baby.”

Play that funky banjo, whitegirl!

She and co-creator Hayden Porter joke on the site that the shoes “may cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).”

I wonder if they got the idea from Beyonce’s lovely toddler line?

WEIGH-IN: What Do You Think About the Heelarious Heels?

A 52-year-old California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret after she suffered an injury while trying on a thong.

Marcrida Patterson was on this morning’s Today show with her lawyer. She explained that as she put on the “low-rise v-string” a decorative metal piece flew off and hit her in the eye. She claims she has permanent damage to her cornea.

The lawsuit does not mention a monetary amount for damages.

OK! magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a secret to obtaining their trollish smiles.

A source, who the magazine claims is close with the twins, dished, “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune.”

A different source, also close to the girls, couldn’t confirm the prune story but says the twins’ smiles are important to them. “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can’t say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”