A 52-year-old California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret after she suffered an injury while trying on a thong.
Marcrida Patterson was on this morning’s Today show with her lawyer. She explained that as she put on the “low-rise v-string” a decorative metal piece flew off and hit her in the eye. She claims she has permanent damage to her cornea.
The lawsuit does not mention a monetary amount for damages.
OK! magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a secret to obtaining their trollish smiles.
A source, who the magazine claims is close with the twins, dished, “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune.”
A different source, also close to the girls, couldn’t confirm the prune story but says the twins’ smiles are important to them. “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can’t say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”
The world premiere for Angelina Jolie’s new movie, Wanted, has been unexpectedly canceled, fueling rumors that the actress may be close to giving birth. The premiere was set for tomorrow in London but Jolie’s co-star, James McAvoy, announced the cancellation on his blog, and the news was confirmed by the movie’s spokesperson. Yesterday the cast was in Berlin promoting the movie, minus Angelina. A source says that Angelina has been told by doctors not to travel far from the south of France, where she has been staying with Brad and the clan.
In bizarre news, a baby was born with an extra penis on his back. He was born to Li Jun, 30, and his mother, (unnamed) who live in Hejian city in central China’s Henan province. The baby boy was brought to Tianjin Childrens’ Hospital on May 27th to have the extra appendage removed. The condition, which is extremely rare, is called ‘Fetus in Fetu’, or ‘FIF’. The surgery took place on June 6th and it took doctors more than three hours to remove the penis. The baby is said to be recovering nicely. Oh there are so many jokes I could crack, but I’ll refrain as I’m sure you can easily think of your own…
Shia LaBeouf is apologizing today after a video of the star popped up all over the internet yesterday showing him drunk and acting like a total moron. In it, Shia begs his buddy to bitch slap him by taunting him and calling him a “faggot”. Members of the gay community were outraged by the video that has since been removed by YouTube. LaBeouf’s publicist says, “The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend. He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”__________
In non-celebrity but worth mentioning news, Celebrity Smack reader Mark Irvin is raising money for Muscular Dystrophy in Grand Junction, Colorado. He’s done this for the last 4 years by sitting in a shopping basket until he raises his goal. His last goal was $6,000 and he sat in a shopping basket 24/7 for 4 days. This is Mark’s last year doing this, and his goal is $10,000 this time. For those in the area, he’ll be at the Grand Junction Safeway (Patterson Rd.) on July 12th. Check him out.
Amy Winehouse left her North London home last night after she claims she was tormented by a ghost who resides there.
Amy is staying at a hotel and is refusing to return home until an exorcism is performed.
She has named the ghost Henry, and she blames him for the fresh scratches on her arms.
A Winehouse source says, “She has a spare room in her house which she has been too terrified to redecorate because she believes a child died there. It has creepy airplane wallpaper and a weird feel to it. Amy is terrified because she thinks he’s managed to take over the entire house and has brought bad spirits with him that are scratching and harming her.”
Is Amy’s home haunted or is she just too messed up to distinguish reality from hallucination? I’m guessing the latter. It’s called a ‘bad trip’.
In case you missed Pete Doherty and Amy tripping on baby mice earlier this week, check it out, it’s funny and sad at the same time!
Marche Taylor wanted all the attention at her prom, so she wore a barely there gold dress that left little to the imagination.
Not surprisingly, when Taylor arrived at the dance she was refused entry for violating the school’s dress code.
Principal Aubrey Todd explained, “It was revealing in such nature it was not appropriate for the prom.”
The student threw a fit saying that if she wasn’t allowed to attend her prom that she wanted her money back. The argument escalated and someone called police on the little hooker. She was eventually handcuffed and escorted off the premises.
Bitch, you are NOT the next Lil’ Kim! Where are the pasties?
All I can think is, her parents allowed her to leave the house like that?!
It seems people will try to call anything art!
A group of Germans are trying to expand the the boundaries of what is considered art by opening a head lice living exhibit in an Israeli museum. The young artists are hosting the nasty parasites for an entire three weeks! GAH! My skin is crawling at the thought of it! I guess we should be happy it’s not a pubic hair crab exhibition!
The grizzly bear Will Farrell is seen wrestling with in his new movie Semi Pro attacked and killed a trainer at a training facility.
The bear, Rocky, is 5 years-old and 7 feet tall. He weighs more than 700 pounds. He has been used in numerous films and advertisements in the past, and was training for an upcoming commercial when he lunged at Stephan Miller, 39, biting him in the neck.
Maurice Moore of the San Bernadino Fire Department looked grim as he told reporters, “He, unfortunately, bit one of the trainers. A single bite to the neck, no aggression acts to follow.”
“San Bernadino Big Bear City was the first on scene. They did CPR but to no avail.”
Other trainers used pepper spray to contain the bear.
