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Michelle Pfeiffer Shares Her Beauty Secrets

Infamous Kidd — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:30:08 +0000

Michelle Pfeiffer is still hot. For an actress that is now 51, I’d still do her about as much as I would have when she was in her 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s… not while she was making GREASE 2 though. I’ve got to have standards. However, every few weeks I get to thinking about her in that Catwoman outfit, one thing leads to another, and… well, you know where this is going.

Pfeiffer was recently interviewed by Moviefone about her starring role in the upcoming film CHERI. During her questioning, she was asked how, after all these years, does she still looking so amazingly hot… what are her secrets to aging that well?

“Well, the truth is that when I’m doing press and when I’m making movies, I am super disciplined. I eat really well, I make sure I get enough sleep, I exercise religiously — and all of that really matters … And I have a whole team, so it’s not really fair. It’s not real [laughs]. I couldn’t keep this up everyday of my life, nor would I want to, because life would be really boring. But, ultimately it’s you are what you eat and you have to exercise. It’s really simple stuff, and it’s stuff that people don’t really want to know about … It’s not about the newest, latest diet, the newest fad. It’s not about some cream you put on your face. It’s really about what you eat. I’m a big believer in that. And I’m a really happy person, I enjoy life. I think you see that on people. I think there’s nothing more aging than misery.”

I knew it, I knew it. You are what you eat. That’s why after that guy called me a pussy that one time, it’s been a steady diet of it ever since. What…? I was going to say vagina, but it just sounded way too medical. It’s a good thing I exercise well, too. How much do I bench? How am I supposed to know? I was talking more about writing this blog. What… do you think all of these entries are just going to write themselves, smartass?

It looks like The Kidd’s been doing it the right way all along, so I have nothing to worry about. I’m gonna live forever… like FAME… except without the singing. Okay, maybe some singing… but definitely no dancing.

“I’m gonna learn how to fly… HIGH!!!”

[Moviefone]

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“Whoa.”

Spicy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:01:33 +0000

Look closely – no, it’s not David Beckham, it’s Joey freaking Lawrence!

I haven’t seen this guy around in ages! And no, I don’t watch DWTS, so I haven’t seen him around in a long ass time.

Whoa! I still have a hard time believing that Joey is Joey! He went all metrosexual on our asses awhile ago, but I still picture him with the mullet and all!

Dare I say he looks good – in a super gay sort of way? Not that that’s a bad thing.

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Little House on the Prairie’s ‘Nellie’ Dishes on Hollywood

Spicy — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:13:35 +0000

In next weeks Steppin’ Out magazine, Alison Arngrim (Nellie Oleson on “Little House on the Prairie”) sits down with Chaunce Hayden and admits who was the REAL bitch on “Little House on the Prairie – and that’s just for starters.

Arngrim’s interview was pretty damn interesting to tell you the truth, she tells some behind the scenes dirt on Little House, shares about the sad & tragic life of Dana Plato and says she even knew Liberace as a child!

Here are the best excerpts from the juicy interview:

THE REAL “LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE” BITCH:

That’s an easy call. The biggest bitch on the set of “Little House On The Prairie” was Melissa Sue Anderson! Poor little blind Mary. She was seriously high maintenance. She’s not working now. She finally gave up. Plus she married a guy with a lot of money. But the worst part about Mary Sue is that she denounced her U.S. citizenship! She moved to Canada and last year swore in on Canadian TV as a Canadian citizen! Really? How many American’s do you know who denounce their American citizenship? So many actors are desperate to become Americans. But she denounced her citizenship. Not even Johnny Depp who moved to France denounced his American citizenship. Not even the Baldwin’s who keep threatening to leave the country have denounced their American citizenship! But Melissa Sue Anderson said, “Screw you America!” She was so difficult on the show. Okay, playing a blind girl is a drag, but she was a bitch before she went blind. I really think it was her mother. She was the worst stage mother. She was a very troubled woman. Almost as bad as Dina Lohan. It was like hanging out with Yoda all day. I really don’t know what her trip was. If the show was being done now, she would be wearing hair extensions and having her nails done on the set. She would be totally Paris Hilton about the whole thing.

ON LIBERACE (WHOM HER FATHER MANAGED):

My dad would take Liberace to Vegas and so me and my dad would take him. I called him Uncle Lib. I would go trick or treating at his house and a butler would come to the door with a silver try and give me little plastic pumpkin’s with jelly beans in them. Very high end.

There’s a photo of Liberace and me when I was just eight years old. Back than I just thought he was insane. I thought he was nuts. He would send a booklet to all the small towns on how to promote the show…who to call, how to advertise the show and how big his name should be on the banner. It was hilarious. It was a book on how to sell tickets. Plus he insisted nobody say he was gay. He had so many female fans who were madly in love with him and he was convinced they would be upset if they knew. But I was eight and I totally knew he was gay! My dad would say, “don’t say anything about Liberace being gay.” I say, “Um, dad… I’m eight and I know he’s gay.” The man is wearing rhinestone hot pants and his show is freakishly gay. He’s the f–king definition of gay!”

ON DANA PLATO:

I went to her funeral. She was portrayed as this wild, hard drugging, sexy thing. But she was this innocent little bunny rabbit of a person. She was very, very naive. I remember thinking, “Gosh, I hope she doesn’t get in trouble?” She would just get into somebody’s car if they asked her. She eventually got into drugs because she didn’t know any better. Right before she died she was doing weird stuff like going to orgies at these weird swingers parties. Even then I don’t think she got what she was doing. “Oh, I’m supposed to take off all my clothes? I guess we’re going swimming!” I don’t think she ever got what she was doing and with whom. It was just so bizarre. By the time she died 5 guys thought they were married to her and another six guys thought they were her manager. It was just a mess. Even her funeral was a train wreck. Her relatives sold her funeral to “Entertainment Tonight.” It was just sick. She was treated by her management like a profoundly disabled retarded child and a hostage. It was insane.

ON GOING ON LARRY KING AND ADMITTING TO BEING MOLESTED AS A CHILD:

If you have to admit you’ve been molested as a child, Larry King is the place. He’s very polite. Before the interview even starts he says, “Look, during the interview I might ask you something that sounds totally intrusive and weird.” You don’t have to actually answer it. I just have to ask it because it’s what the audience is thinking. So just don’t answer it even though I’m asking you. I thought, “Oh wow, so this whole thing is a set up! Okay, great!” Basically Larry is asking me questions that we both know I’m not going to answer. You get full warning. He asked me who abused me and what sick things he did to me sexually. But off camera he said, “We can’t even go there so don’t worry. Our legal department won’t let us. So we don’t even want you to answer the question.” Everybody looks good.

ON THE PERSON WHO SEXUALLY ABUSED HER:

I would give out his name and address but he would just get a publicist and do a mini press tour. Plus, what good would it do? The statue of limitations has expired. Nothing would happen to him anyway.If he had any money I would sue him, but he doesn’t have any money. He’s a celebrity wanna-be. But the police know who he is and they keep their eyes on him 24/7. Trust me, this person is very scared of me now. The tables have turned.

LIFE ON THE “LITTLE HOUSE” SET:

I had to wear a wig with a giant metal comb in the front that was digging into my scalp until it bled. I had to be a bitch! Plus, life in the 1800s was kind of horrible. We used to sit around on the set and play a game called “How bad would we smell.” Because during the show we bathed and used deodorant and we still smelled! Man did we stink! We reeked! So we used to imagine how bad we would smell if it was really1886. We wouldn’t be able to stand each other! Even the food stunk back then. Even the food on the set was terrible. They used to spray it down with pesticides because it would attract rats and bugs. So the prop men would spray the food down with bug spray. All the food was hosed down with RAID.

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I Love the 90s

Spicy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:22:28 +0000

A classic scene from the 1993 Quentin Tarantino cult flick, True Romance.

You’ll see Brad Pitt playing a stoned loser and James Gandolfini as, of course, a mob thug who’s hunting down stolen drugs.

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Delta Burke Enters Psychiatric Ward

Spicy — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:34:06 +0000

In the past, celebrities in Tinseltown went to great lengths to hide the fact that they were receiving psychiatric care. Not so these days!

Delta Burke, former pageant queen and television star of the show, ‘Designing Women’, has admitted herself into a psychiatric hospital last week for depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder and “hoarding.” Hoarding, not food, but being a massive pack-rat, unable to throw anything away.

Burke did an interview with TMZ and describes how this ‘hoarding’ has devastated her life. On the flip side, Delta feels she can overcome this problem with the help of qualified doctors.

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I Love the 90s

Spicy — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:30:38 +0000

Siouxsie and the Banshees, Face to Face, from the 1992 film, Batman Returns.

The song was Catwoman’s (played by Michelle Pfeiffer) theme song.

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Retro Rolling Stone Cover

Spicy — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:50:02 +0000

Hall & Oates – Rolling Stone magazine, January 17, 1985

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The B-52’s Set for Comeback After 16 Years

Spicy — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:35:00 +0000

That wacky, colorful and always fun band of the past is finally making a return.

The B-52’s first release in 16 years is set to hit stores on March 25th. ‘Funplex’ is the first album with the band’s new label, Astralwerks.

All band members participated in the writing for the album which was recorded in their native Athens, GA.

Guitarist Keith Strickland described the recording, “It’s loud, sexy rock and roll for your pleasure zones, with the beat pumped up to hot pink.”

Astralwerks manager Glenn Mendlinger stated, “We are thrilled to be bringing The B-52’s music to a new generation of intergalactic fans. Cindy, Fred, Kate, and Keith have made an album that is incredibly fresh, dynamic and perhaps most importantly, quintessentially The B-52’s … instantly recognizable, instantly fun.”

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Today’s Bitches Ain’t Got Nothing on Lynda Carter

Spicy — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:18:15 +0000

If you were a girl growing up in the late 70s your idol was almost certainly Lynda Carter, in the television series that ran from 1976-79, Wonder Woman.

Lynda was definitely one of the most stunning women in television. The body of a goddess, jet black hair , electric blue eyes and that super hot superhero costume.

Enjoy this tribute to one of the hottest bitches in Hollywood.

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Angelina Jolie and Daddy Jon Voight – Twenty Years Ago

Spicy — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:00:07 +0000

Angelina Jolie, father Jon Voight and brother James Haven at the 1988 Academy Awards

Although this father and daughter pair have had their problems, Jon Voight took her to the Academy Awards and movie premieres when she was younger. She looks amazingly the same – even twenty years later. Her brother though, looks a lot different!

At the 1986 Academy Awards

1991 – ‘Tru’ movie premiere

Photos: Getty Images