From the Just Asking Column in the New York Post’s Page Six:

• Which aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the situation “swept under the rug”

• Which screen god isn’t as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he “goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home”

• Which oft-photographed socialite/designer is losing her grip on the fashion world? Luxury brands no longer send her clothing and accessories and don’t want her in their ad campaigns.

How about a couple election day blind items just for fun? Who do you think these stars are? Any guesses?

From Blind Gossip:

Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front? When special accommodations were not made for her, she stormed off in a huff, presumably to another polling place where people would acknowledge her superiority and personally escort her past the unwashed masses into a voting booth big enough to accommodate her inflated ego.

Could it be Paris Hilton?

From Crazy Days & Nights:

A list actress. Hell, she isn’t just an actress, she is also a producer and a very successful one at that. About three months ago our actress was in downtown LA and was headed for dinner. She saw a family that was huddled about 50 feet from the restaurant. Obviously homeless, the dad had a sign while the mom watched their two children. Our actress could have just gone into her dinner, but, instead walked over to the family and started asking them about their life. It was during this that one of her dinner companions also showed up at the restaurant. Through no fault of their own this family was stuck. This actress could have walked away, but instead she canceled her dinner plans, got the family to a hotel and got them some food. Over the course of the next week she found them a place to live, hired the husband for her company, helped the mom get the kids in school and found a job for the mom as well.

I am going with Drew Barrymore, I love her!

Before his big break, this black male celebrity was an escort and serviced some of wealthiest women on the East Coast. When he first got into the entertainment industry, he came with a “conquest” list and he has since checked off every woman on that list… Women continue to swoon over him and he’s made good investments over the years. Not only is he sexy but he’s also rich. – PR

Which TV star is having an affair behind his girlfriend’s back? The high-profile man in question is constantly bombarding his new love with raunchy texts. – Mirror

Which boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet? – NYP

Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms – even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction – Mirror

Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as “Two Tricks”, and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet. – Blind Gossip

Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and he’s totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation. – Blind Gossip

Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn’t hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly. – Crazy Days & Nights

It’s really one of Hollywood’s best-kept secrets—right up there with what exactly went down between Tom and Nicole. And yes, if you’re smelling a pooftah about to be (almost) outted here, then, babycakes, you are correct.

For the ribald record, do you all have any idea how hard it is to find surreptitious heterosexual effed-up behavior in this town? It’s ridiculous! No one hides that crap in T-town! You straight Neanderthals are so proud of treating women like they so often treat themselves (starvation, mutilation, etc.). It’s all the closeted fagolas who are worth writing about.

Take Petered Metered, for ince. He’s, like, so famous for screwing everything that’s boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o’ broad, too. Know what I mean? P.M. truly loves the attention all this lady-killin’ affords him, the more visible, the better. The more curvaceous, even more better!

A little obvious for my tastes, but in a town where a woman can still keep their kids and have a career comeback less than a year after they go bald-headed wacko, what the ef do I know about subtleties?

Obviously, not nearly as much as does Mr. Metered, who has it expressly written into the contracts with his girlfriends (yes, you read correctly) that they’re supposed to go on and on not just about Metered’s prowess, but his damn annoying wandering eye, too. It’s all for effect. Just so the gullible public doesn’t quit buying his product, which affords P.M. mucho purchased playtime with the—you know what’s coming here, hons—the boys ‘n’ the toys. Lots of toys and gadgets and drugs and gels and porn and…jeez, doesn’t anybody just have plain ol’ sex anymore?

And It Ain’t: Sylvester Stallone, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey - Ted Casablanca

From Page Six:

WHICH society type who’s taking a walk on the lesbian side should be more careful with her extracurricular activities? She’s been taping pornos with her new lover “for fun”…

WHICH morning show gabber needs to get help for her plastic surgery addiction? Her latest cosmetic procedure has left her looking “perfectly porcine” – a look her powerful husband seems to love.

WHICH hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture in his bedroom? He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies for future replays.

WHICH high-profile restaurateur has been introducing top models and ex-beauty queens to billionaire playboys? The wealthy bachelors will get a chance to express their gratitude when the restaurateur asks them to invest in his business.

WHICH closeted actor who once dated an actress “beat the hell out of her,” according to her friend?

From Crazy Days & Nights:

It has been about six months give or a take a month or two that I had a blind which talked about a marriage that had ended almost as soon as it began. It involved a female lead from a hit network. So, I’m sure one of you mater sleuths will find the item.

Anyway, I always was under the impression that they broke up because he is a loser, and she finally caught on to that fact. Well, he is a loser, but what he managed to do in the very short time they were together is burn through almost every dollar she has earned for the last three years and her earnings for the foreseeable future. Turns out that besides his horrendous business sense, that he is also a huge gambler and was signing marker after marker in Vegas based solely on his wife’s income.

Our actress has so little money right now that the only way she can afford to drive a car is because the dealer is giving her one for free for promotional purposes and her agent bought her another.

(The popular guesses for this one are Kate Walsh & Ellen Pompeo..)

From The Mirror:

Which celeb pair snuck off to the toilets during the GQ awards do for a cheeky shag?

Of all the blind items I have heard, this one might prove to be the most disturbing.

From Page Six:

“Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital – and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut..”

Ok, so I am trying to come up with some good guesses here. It looks like the key words are ‘heartthrob’ and ‘hunk’. So it’s obviously a sexy, sought after actor. Here are some possibilities…

Christian Bale, Eddie Murphy, Ed Norton, Brandon Frasier, Mike Myers, James Franco and Vin Diesel.

I am going with one of the latter two. They are the only two who are really considered to be ‘hunky’ out of the bunch. I would like to say Eddie Murphy because I can’t stand the smug assh*le, but he isn’t exactly considered a ‘heartthrob’, unless you ask the trannys he employs..

My question is, why isn’t the victim coming out with this information? Damn, people like Mr. Rapist need to be outed for the sick f*cks that they are! I would have been running to the doctor after the attack and having that bitch’s sperm saved for DNA evidence.

People like this deserve to be ruined!

Some juicy blind items! We haven’t done these in awhile, and they are so much fun!

From the New York Post:

• Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He’s spreading herpes around town like wildfire.

• Which gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she’s often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . .

• Which hit TV show’s cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls.

Ted Casablanca:

One Special Scratch-’n'-Sniff Blind Vice

Break out your umbrellas and stay out of the splash zone, Super Duper Cooper strikes again. Our sexed-out insiders are spilling about some other naughty boudoir behavior SDC has been up to besides becoming an Olympian at preorgasmic water sports, ugh.

Supes seems to like his female fans almost as much as he likes his steamy Hollywood girlfriends, and he treats both varieties of vixens with about the same amount of respect. The well-liked lothario scoops up the gals and spits ‘em back out just as quickly, especially the ones who accidentally get knocked up ’cause of his encounters. Guy’s a low-down dawg, though his puppy puss makes him seem so much more innocent. Mr. Duper Cooper even marks his territory like man’s best four-legged pal: He’s been known to have his adoring fans line up against a wall, drop trou and go to town sniffing their derrieres like they were at the Laurel Canyon pooch park. Sounds kinda hot, but kinda gross. Don’t think this was just hazing for entry into the fan club—Cooper’s famous ex-flame was also privy to this way-too-personal inspection.

A bit too absurd for your prude tastes in titillation? We’re more confused than disgusted, since SDC also likes to throw on some gay porn while bedding his beauties. In fact, our too-close-for-comfort sources swear Duper’s desktop screensaver is none other than the male member, in its full pixilated ‘n’ engorged glory. Is this dude bisexual, or trying to cover up all the oft-blogged-about gay rumors by romancing so many willing ladies? Either way, he needs to be put on a leash before we turn back around to liking this lush lad.

And it ain’t Pete Wentz, Chase Crawford, or Tom Brady

Crazy Days & Nights:

Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price.

Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30’s to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public.

Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress’ husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn’t it.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

• ‘This one would make your jaw drop. It was the premiere of a film. Not her film, she just made an appearance. She does that. Makes flashy appearances. B-list actress although most of us haven’t seen much she has done. When it was time to take photographs our mostly television actress was found in the restroom with her new boyfriend that is a big secret. Not having sex mind you. No her new musician friend was helping her find a vein so she could enjoy her new month long habit of injecting heroin.”

From Ted Casablanca:

• ‘Vicky Vamp Void‘ recently had some work done to her famed bod, though we think her old mug is just as shrugworthy as her new one. The unnecessary surgery seemed completely cosmetic, but ya never know—cocaine does do some pretty rancid damage to the ol’ septum, boys ‘n’ girls. Stick to Diet Rockstar, kiddos, ‘kay? Vicky has been spotted in the past casually snorting the white stuff at the Spider Club, the semi-exclusive hot spot atop Hell-Ay’s Avalon. Spider might be a private place, but Vicks nonchalantly nosedived in front of tons of spying eyes like it was no big deal. Usually, it sure ain’t, since who’s left in T-town to throw stones at when everyone’s taken a sniff or two time and time again? But so it goes when you’re a superceleb. Your fun night out becomes game for goss, fer sure—not that getting caught with coke could sink this supposed young role model’s rep much lower. Recently, VVV’s been seen around just about every hip hang with her intriguing, sexually mysterious partner in crime, Humpy Harlow. The tingling twosome are more than happy to parade in front of the paps, soaring as high as weather balloons. But why is H2, a heretofore pretty iconoclastic star, going along for the Us Weekly upchuck ride? Dunno. Might have something do with the fact that, prior to being attached to V3’s barely there notoriety, Hump was known to not exactly party.