Some juicy blind items! We haven’t done these in awhile, and they are so much fun!

From the New York Post:

• Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He’s spreading herpes around town like wildfire.

• Which gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she’s often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . .

• Which hit TV show’s cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls.

Ted Casablanca:

One Special Scratch-’n'-Sniff Blind Vice

Break out your umbrellas and stay out of the splash zone, Super Duper Cooper strikes again. Our sexed-out insiders are spilling about some other naughty boudoir behavior SDC has been up to besides becoming an Olympian at preorgasmic water sports, ugh.

Supes seems to like his female fans almost as much as he likes his steamy Hollywood girlfriends, and he treats both varieties of vixens with about the same amount of respect. The well-liked lothario scoops up the gals and spits ‘em back out just as quickly, especially the ones who accidentally get knocked up ’cause of his encounters. Guy’s a low-down dawg, though his puppy puss makes him seem so much more innocent. Mr. Duper Cooper even marks his territory like man’s best four-legged pal: He’s been known to have his adoring fans line up against a wall, drop trou and go to town sniffing their derrieres like they were at the Laurel Canyon pooch park. Sounds kinda hot, but kinda gross. Don’t think this was just hazing for entry into the fan club—Cooper’s famous ex-flame was also privy to this way-too-personal inspection.

A bit too absurd for your prude tastes in titillation? We’re more confused than disgusted, since SDC also likes to throw on some gay porn while bedding his beauties. In fact, our too-close-for-comfort sources swear Duper’s desktop screensaver is none other than the male member, in its full pixilated ‘n’ engorged glory. Is this dude bisexual, or trying to cover up all the oft-blogged-about gay rumors by romancing so many willing ladies? Either way, he needs to be put on a leash before we turn back around to liking this lush lad.

And it ain’t Pete Wentz, Chase Crawford, or Tom Brady

Crazy Days & Nights:

Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price.

Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30’s to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public.

Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress’ husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn’t it.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

• ‘This one would make your jaw drop. It was the premiere of a film. Not her film, she just made an appearance. She does that. Makes flashy appearances. B-list actress although most of us haven’t seen much she has done. When it was time to take photographs our mostly television actress was found in the restroom with her new boyfriend that is a big secret. Not having sex mind you. No her new musician friend was helping her find a vein so she could enjoy her new month long habit of injecting heroin.”

From Ted Casablanca:

• ‘Vicky Vamp Void‘ recently had some work done to her famed bod, though we think her old mug is just as shrugworthy as her new one. The unnecessary surgery seemed completely cosmetic, but ya never know—cocaine does do some pretty rancid damage to the ol’ septum, boys ‘n’ girls. Stick to Diet Rockstar, kiddos, ‘kay? Vicky has been spotted in the past casually snorting the white stuff at the Spider Club, the semi-exclusive hot spot atop Hell-Ay’s Avalon. Spider might be a private place, but Vicks nonchalantly nosedived in front of tons of spying eyes like it was no big deal. Usually, it sure ain’t, since who’s left in T-town to throw stones at when everyone’s taken a sniff or two time and time again? But so it goes when you’re a superceleb. Your fun night out becomes game for goss, fer sure—not that getting caught with coke could sink this supposed young role model’s rep much lower. Recently, VVV’s been seen around just about every hip hang with her intriguing, sexually mysterious partner in crime, Humpy Harlow. The tingling twosome are more than happy to parade in front of the paps, soaring as high as weather balloons. But why is H2, a heretofore pretty iconoclastic star, going along for the Us Weekly upchuck ride? Dunno. Might have something do with the fact that, prior to being attached to V3’s barely there notoriety, Hump was known to not exactly party.

Blind item from today’s NY Post:

Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying .

Yikes Eva, FOUR days? That’s pretty major. Just goes to show that [almost] everyone is Hollywood is a coke-head.  Even the squeaky clean ones.

From Page Six:

• Which seasoned Hollywood star likes to make sure her much younger husband isn’t straying by spending all day with him on set? Her tactic seems to be working — after recently spending 45 minutes together in his trailer, they both emerged with smiling faces.

• Which not-so-happily-married TV star will be hoping that the sparks don’t continue to fly with her talented British co-star? Should their on-screen chemistry become something more, it would be difficult to explain to both her husband and their marriage counselor.

From Page Six:

• What big-boned funny gal has been mouthing off on red carpets lately about an A-list bubbly blonde she once worked with, claiming she doesn’t eat? She’s been overheard complaining about the actress — who’s currently romancing a fellow superstar actor, despite a high-profile divorce that was finalized four months ago — most recently at a Live Earth event at Smart House in Venice, Calif. The big-boned lady thinks her skinny sister sets a bad example for young girls.

• Which seemingly happy couple is hiding a horrible secret? The singer/actress is beaten regularly by her controlling hubby, who demands that everything go his way or not at all.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

(Academy Award Edition)

• This married B-list television and some truly awful films actress was at an after party and would not stop hitting on this B-list film actor/comedian. When he asked her about her husband, she replied that he was out of town and that no one would know. Our actor declined.

• This 90% television C-list actor that you would probably recognize but would not know his name brought along a “date” to one of the bigger parties of the night. When a friend of the actor asked our actor where he found her, he replied that she was an escort. Now, our friend is a married B-list actor with A+ name recognition when it comes to his role. The friend introduced himself to the escort, got her number and made plans to see her this week.

• This foreign born C-list actress here and A-list in her country spent much of the night at the after party she attended, with her finger dipping into her purse and her stash. She would walk up to people and chat, and as she was leaving them she would turn, dip and snort all at the same time. On one of her turns she nearly ran into this foreign born actor/actress couple who asked if they could partake. Our actress agreed and the three spent the rest of the evening together huddled around our actresses’ purse until it was all gone.

From Page Six:

• Which pop diva goes to great lengths to keep her entire body glowing? When she spray-tans, she demands her nether regions get the treatment as well..

• Which producer who’s well known for his voracious appetite for women has a funny modus operandi? He asks actresses seeking roles to come up to his hotel suite, then excuses himself to go use the restroom and comes back wearing only a robe?