A possibly intoxicated Brandon Davis crashed into singer Pink’s car last night afte leaving a liquor store on Sunset Blvd.

With paparazzi at the front of his car, Davis attempted to back out of the parking space before pulling forward. However, he didn’t look very hard before doing so.

He crashed his black Mercedes smack into a BMW belonging to Pink, who exited The Viper Room shortly after.

Paparazzi alerted her to the situation and she confronted the oil heir, who gave her his insurance information.

Pink said she plans on watching the incident on video to see how it happened.

[WENN/Hollywood.tv]

When you think of ‘worst jobs’ you may think of a horse stall cleaner or one of those poor souls who mop up the gunk left by perverts in XXX movie booths, but how about a hairdresser?

Normally being a hairdresser wouldn’t be considered a dirty job, unless it’s Brandon Davis who is your subject.

Greasy, sweaty Brandon went to the Frederic Fekkai Salon on Saturday for a trim, and stylists were so grossed out by his oily mop that everyone wore gloves when touching his head. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source.

“He was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”

Isn’t that just a visual?! Helloooo…Gallery of the Absurd!  I can see it now!

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Paris Hilton was photographed with something white in her nose as she left an eatery yesterday.

In the pic it is hard to tell really, because isn’t in color.

But according to the NY Post, it was bright, and it was white.

Paris met fatboy Brandon Davis (I still think he is the one who scores the stuff) for lunch yesterday at Manhattan’s Nello’s eatery yesterday.

Paris ate while Brandon chain smoked and hid under his hoodie.

Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, said that he thinks it may have been food..that made it’s way up her nose.

“I would imagine [it's] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert, something that naturally might have found its way onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever…I’d label it a stray dessert.”

Or, “depending upon the sun, it might be a reflection on her face or from the camera,” he said.

“I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics.”

Of course she doesn’t..

They were still going late last night..

(NYPost-ONTD-TMZ)

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Britney & Brandon?

Britney is just cozying on into the whack clique of young Hollywood tramps.

Brandon has always struck me as the one who hung out with ‘the crowd’ because he could score the drugs.
Not because anyone actually thought he was cool or even cared that he had any money, but because he knew Dr. Feelgood.

So there’s goes Britney off to comfortably numb-land.
This time sans the cooter shot.

Looking for Britney’s crotch shots? Heh.

(ONTD)

Paris Hilton wins for sluttiest costume, as she does every year..

Brandon Davis just can’t seem to get over the ‘Firecrotch‘ joke. He is milking it for al it is worth, being as that’s the only way he can get any attention.

And Travis Barker goes as a punk rock skeleton, ‘cuz you know, he’s a badass.

(Photo Source X17.com & HollywoodsBest)

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