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Megan Fox Hides From The Truth

Infamous Kidd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:59:40 +0000

Last week, Megan Fox declared to the world that she was single on her overseas press tour promoting TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, rendering Brian Austin Green as a distant memory (just like he was after the original Beverly Hills, 90210 went off the air). However, the truth is out there, and it involves Megan Fox still spending ample amount of time with her ex.

Brian Austin Green was photographed leaving a restaurant with a hidden female companion (**cough**Megan Fox**cough**) over the weekend, who wanted to keep her identity concealed rather than publicly display herself to be a bit of a liar who just can’t get enough David Silver. It sucks for Brian Austin Green in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox, but, in the same regard, it is great for us in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox. No one needs to see that. It’s bad for our eyes… and I’m pretty sure it’s bad for the economy and the environment, too.

It’s no wonder Megan Fox chose to hide from this reality though. Since when did Brian Austin Green turn into white trash? The only thing missing from his ride is some crushed cans of Busch beer on the dashboard and maybe a Confederate flag hanging from the rearview. “Look, everybody… I’m having sex with Megan Fox. YEE-HAW!”

That raises the question though – if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound…? What if you are claiming to have had sex with the tree, but the tree is wearing a hat over her face, to make sure you don’t really know who she is, even though you have a pretty good idea…? I didn’t think that really counted either.

[Photo - Flynet]

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Counseling

Spicy — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:31:44 +0000

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are reportedly seeking the help of a counselor in order to save their relationship.

Sources say Fox and Green have not broken up, just “hit a rough patch.”

The source told In Touch weekly, “These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time. They decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work.”

The two actors have been spotted holding hands and Fox was seen taking Green’s son to school.

This will be the couple’s fifth year together.

So sorry guys, it looks like you won’t get a shot after all.

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Break Up

Spicy — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:45:39 +0000

Watch out Hollywood, a fox is on the loose!

Super hottie Megan Fox, 22, and Brian Austin Green, 35, have called it quits. Yes boys, Megan Fox is single!

The couple met in 2004 and have been engaged since November 2006. The split was reportedly mutual and both are said to be focusing on their careers at this time. (That’s what they always say.)

Maybe the relationship was doomed from the time they got each other’s names tattooed on one another…ya think?

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Megan Fox

Spicy — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:36:24 +0000

“He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”

- Megan Fox on why her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, did not accompany her to the Golden Globes.

[WENN]

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Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox on the Rocks?

Spicy — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:25:20 +0000

According to BauerGriffinOnline.com, Brian Austin Green was having lunch on the patio with a buddy at the Daily Grill in Studio City when he was heard rambling for over an hour about his relationship with girlfriend Megan Fox. The source says it sounded as though the couple may be on the outs.

He began comparing Megan to the girl that he had been going out with before her who he’d broken up with for Fox, saying that Fox is behaving just like her. Apparently, the 21-year-old Transformer star is extremely set in her ways. The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a “white board,” upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart. Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him. In fact, she would regularly cancel plans at the last moment, often by text. Throughout their turbulent relationship, Fox would threaten to get her lawyer involved in their disputes, while Green expressed his shock to his friend as he has never had a personal attorney in his “entire” life. He complained animatedly about how “unfair” their relationship was.

The obviously heart-broken Green went on to say that the young actress and budding star could never sit still and couldn’t stand silence yet would moon in bed all day when they had a fight.

After ragging on Fox for close to an hour, the two men realized that the people at the table next to them might have overheard everything they said. Green seemed nervous and his friend asked the other diners if they had been eavesdropping because “that would be really bad.” Looks like Fox has finally moved on!

Ok, I could have maybe believed the story up until the end. Asking other diners if they were eavesdropping? Not very believable. I’m surprised these two are still together anyhow. Meg is so out of his league.

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Spicy — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:46:37 +0000