Britney Spears takes her sons Jayden and Sean to see the Broadway musical “The Little Mermaid”.

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Britney Letterman Video 8/18/2009

Britney Spears did the Top 10 List on David Letterman, August 18, 2009.

“If Britney Were President.”

Britney wore a black bikini with a red rose in her hair and sat on a desk as she read the Top 10 list off. You have to admit, she looked pretty good..

Here’s the list:

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo

8. Free pie for everybody

7. My situation room would be a cabana in the Palm resort in Las Vegas

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”

5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

Britney Spears and her teeny pink bikini relax by the pool at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Ray.

Britney’s body can be bangin’, but that hair! That hair will never get past the half-assed elastic band thing on top of her head!

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Britney Spears Circus Tour Footage.

The first legal live video from Britney Spears’ Circus Live 2009 tour. Exclusive full performance of the song “Circus” in HD.

I loved the “ringleader” jacket she has on when she is lowered on stage! Why did she take it off so soon? She obviously had a hand in that sequined bra and panty outfit she wears, because it’s just like the one she wore during her dreaded “comeback” performance a couple years ago. The one she insisted on wearing despite her people telling her otherwise.. At least if she was going to take the jacket off she could have waited toward the end of the song.

The show is definitely eye-candy, but that’s about it. Pre-recorded music doesn’t excite me much.

A longtime reader of Celebrity Smack has a darling 10-year-old son named Christian who absolutely ADORES Britney Spears.

The little cutie has been making collages of Brit since he was about 5-years-old. Santa knows Britney is his idol, and brings him things like Britney tour buses and dolls. (Santa is so sweet!)

Sadly, Christian has a serious heart condition and has been through a lot. The Make-A-Wish foundation met with him earlier this year and asked him what his ultimate wish would be. Of course he answered, meeting Britney.

So the foundation has been trying to make this happen, but eventually Britney’s people told them that she will not be doing ANY wishes – indefinitely. Wow.

So little Christian will be picked up in a limousine in Los Angeles Saturday morning and will get to see all of Hollywood, minus Britney. Meanwhile, Britney is currently in L.A. but will be too busy shopping for useless crap, and doing what superstars do, to meet with a sick child for a few minutes.

Have fun Britney. And Christian, I would suggest taking your limo down to Robertson Blvd. You might just find Britney there doing a whole lot of nothing.

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Britney Spears is spotted leaving a salon.

When she gets in her car she tries to shield herself from photographers with a bag before striking a pose.

Poor girl is still having hair issues! It was a couple years now since she shaved her head (2 or 3?) and still, she has wonky hair. Oh hell, she had wonky hair before she shaved it all off!

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During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to visit the Eiffel Tower.

I see she is braless yet once again! And how fitting, she’s in yellow. Perfect for her banana boobs!

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Britney Spears snapped while shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond Sunday with her new man, Jason Trawick.

Brunette Britney “trumps” blonde Britney any day. But I’m sure most of the guys would say that braless Britney “trumps” bra-wearing Britney. Heh.

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Britney Spears leaves her London hotel to depart for Dublin, Ireland, where the pop star is continuing her Circus tour.

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