Her sinewy body was recently described by Guy Ritchie as a piece of “gristle”. And despite having one of the strictest exercise regimens and eating habits in Hollywood, Madge still looks a little like she has the body of Mick Jagger.
Her personal hygiene is just….dirty! Who needs lubricant? Bitch can just run her fingers through her hair.. It’s like she is using Soul Glo as a leave-in conditioner or something!
Oh Britney, if you just made a little effort…just a little!
Britney and pals Courtney, Laura Lynn, her assistant Brett and dad Jamie took the boys out Trick or Treating before heading out to Drew Barrymore’s Costume Party.
Team Brit wants everyone to know that the paps agencies aren’t always right. The pics that TMZ, X17, and JFX all posted today of Brit, were actually of her friend, Courtney.
Britney’s site promises more Halloween pics tomorrow..
She looks trim, toned and much better than she has in years.
I think her new website was set up just for things like this. Instead of seeing Britney all the time through the eyes of the paparazzi, Britney, or someone on her team, got smart and took things into their own hands. Not a bad idea, really..
It was expected to expire on December 31st, but by making it permanent, will eventually make it easier for Britney to regain custody of her children.
Brit’s conservators will continue to handle her business affairs.
The conservatorship is expected to be lifted once Britney has proven herself and has shown to be of sound mind.
The comments left by obsessive fans are pretty amusing as well. Lots of CAPS LOCKS and lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course the haters leave their love on the site too.
TRUTH IS THAT SHE A FAT, UGLY, FLABBY, PIG FACE USWD UP OILD SLAG WITHOUT TALENT AND CLASS. STOP PRETENDING TO BE A GOOF MOM. YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER YOUR KIDDIES WERE REMOVED FROM YOU COS YA WENT OUT WITHOUT PANTIES TAKIN DRUGS SHAGIN FAGS ETC YOUR A PATHETIC UGLY FAT TART HORSE FACE
It’s kind of hard to get your point across when your grammar is equivalent to a 4-year-old’s, don’t you think?
Anyhow, Britney and her team posted pumpkin patch pics, which really are adorable. As an extra bonus, Team Brit snapped photos of the desperate paparazzi that followed her and her boys on the outing.
The men hang over the barriers, hoping to get a picture of the superstar. One even climbs a tree.
I think it’s great that Britney posts her own photos on her site, because when you think about it, it takes away from those bottom feeders who make money by trying to cram their cameras up Britney’s skirts. So much for exclusive, Britney already posted the pics on her own site. Heh. Good thinking..
And really, who wouldn’t rather visit Britney’s website than that of a slimy paparazzi agency?
Count me in.
See the rest of Britney’s pumpkin patch pics HERE!
The case stems from a fender bender in August 2007 in which it was discovered that the star was driving without a valid California license at the time.
The jury was deadlocked 10-2, in favor of Spears’ innocence. It took three days for the jury to deliberate.
Jamie Spears, her father, testified that his daughter was innocent of the charges because she had a valid license in her home state of Louisiana at the time and that she considers Louisiana her permanent residence.
After today’s trial, Britney’s lawyer, Michael Flanagan, said,
“Today’s outcome shows my client did nothing wrong. I consider this a victory. Britney was vindicated in that she took on a system that attempted to make an example of her celebrity.”
Prosecutor Michael Amerian says there are no plans for a retrial. “I don’t think it’s appropriate to ask for one,” he said in court. Outside the courtroom he later stated,
“It just goes to show you how difficult it is to convict a celebrity in Los Angeles.
At a press conference after the decision, jury foreman Gary Moy, 45, a communications analyst (who voted guilty), said, “We felt deadlocked from the beginning, there were lots of questions about lack of evidence, whether Spears had a Louisiana license or not, what the definition of residency was. We felt we were never given all the facts in the case. Some jurors felt their time was wasted.”
He added that people have a tendency to “identify with celebrities, and I feel some of the jurors inserted their personal feelings.”
[People]
