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Leg Off! Brooke Hogan vs. Linda Hogan

Spicy — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:58:27 +0000

Brooke Hogan joins her mom Linda Hogan and her mom’s man-child boyfriend, Charlie Hill, for dinner at “Madeo” in Los Angeles.

Looks like they are on speaking terms again. But let’s get to the important stuff, who has got the better getaway sticks? I’m thinking Linda puts Brooke to shame in the leg department. If you can’t tell them apart, just check out the legs. Nice plastic shoes, btw. Didn’t sluts stop wearing those back in 1998?

[Photograph: ©Michael Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Brooke Hogan ‘Redemption’ Cover

Spicy — Tue, 26 May 2009 19:14:34 +0000

Brooke Hogan’s new album cover for Redemption is pure fug!

Brooke is an airbrushed angel with a tiny waist, slender spindly arms and BAM! that same manly face! Whoever the artist is captured her masculine mug & butt-chin perfectly!

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Brooke Hogan Milks Her Birthday

Spicy — Mon, 11 May 2009 08:50:38 +0000

Brooke Hogan celebrated her birthday for the second time in a week.

Saturday night she celebrated her 21st birthday at The Pool at Harrah’s in Atlantic City with a friend where she was presented with a birthday cake. Last week Brooke celebrated her birthday with dad Hulk Hogan, his girlfriend Jennifer and brother Nick at PURE in Las Vegas. Her birthday is May 5th.

[MavrixOnline.com]

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Um…Brooke Hogan is 21.

Spicy — Thu, 07 May 2009 06:52:53 +0000

Brooke Hogan just turned 21 on Monday.

Unbelievable. Pie face has aged 20 years in the last 5.

[Getty]

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Brooke Hogan to Perform – or Wrestle?

Spicy — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:54:12 +0000

Brooke Hogan before her live performance at the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami’s Little Havana.

Daddy Hulk Hogan attends the show with Brooke-look-a-like girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel.

After the performance, Brooke took some time to pose with her dad and sign autographs for fans.

She looks like her dad 25 years ago. Wrestling outfit and all. If she just had a bald spot on top of her head..

[Photos: MavrixOnline.com]

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Nick Hogan is a Free Man

Spicy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:29:12 +0000

After serving 166 days of an 8-month sentence, Nick Hogan was released from the Pinellas County jail this morning.

At around 12:30AM, sister Brooke met her 18-year-old brother outside, where reporters were also waiting. The siblings had no comments, and Nick held up a peace sign on his way out.

I did find a little humor in this TMZ video, when a camerawoman asks Brooke, “Mom, how are you doing? How are you feeling, seeing your son?” HA! See? The bitch does look 50-something.

Anyhow, Nick is free to rack up speeding tickets and race around once again, while his ex-best friend lies in a hospital bed with one huge dent in his head.

Hmmm…I wonder how long it will be before he gets yet another traffic infraction? Any guesses?

[P]

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Brooke Hogan Takes to Her MySpace Blog to Bitch at the Media

Spicy — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:03:53 +0000

Again.

Today Brooke Hogan ranted on her MySpace blog about reports that she didn’t go see her asshole little brother in jail for his 18th birthday. Here’s what she had to say:

Stupid people of the press

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…

According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.

Lets see…

*hes in jail

*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!

*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa

*He’s the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.

uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.

In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.

Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.

I noticed she had a ton of ‘kudos’ but there were no comments. So I submitted mine.

Oh please, we all know that you would freak out if the press didn’t pay any attention to you.

I guess she has to authorize all comments. Damnit, mine will never make it..

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Sex Clones

Spicy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:48:21 +0000

Brooke to Hulk’s GF: This Is What Daddy Likes

Hulk Hogan’s 34-year-old girlfriend and daughter, Brooke, had a seemingly pleasant time together soaking up some sun, but who the hell can tell them apart?

Maybe Daddy likes it that way!

This family is so narcissistic that they only date people who look like themselves! Creepy!

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Brooke Hogan’s Rump Roast Burlesque Body

Spicy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:09:35 +0000

Hogan Knows Breast – Brooke Strips For Daddy

At Brooke Hogan’s premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show – because you know, that’s how you get yourself ahead in this world.

Never mind that daddy was going to be there!

Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it’s strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.

What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn’t understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.

Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!

[TMZ/Celebridiot]

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Brooke Hogan is Fake on GMA

Spicy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:54:34 +0000

Here’s a clip of Brooke Hogan on Good Morning America this morning, blabbing about her screwed up family and doing a little self-promotion for her new lame reality show – in which she tries to prove to the world that she’s not daddy’s girl anymore.

Check the video for the entire interview, but here’s basically what goes on:

The interviewer made me laugh my ass off when one of her opening statements to Brooke was, “And you’re only 20 years old..” HA! Yes, can you believe only 20?! Brooke replies with, “Yes, but I feel like I’m 40 though.”

Bitch looks 40! And doesn’t she look totally look like her mother here?

Then Brooke is asked about her family and their reality show, Hogan Knows Best. And what she has to say is sugar-coated bullshit.

“The thing that I like about Brooke Knows Best is that it kind of carries on the Hogan tradition of always having a good moral at the end of the story.”

Did I just hear a Hogan say the word, ‘moral’? Bitch, please.

Anyhow, you get the gist of it. Check it out.

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