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Brooke Hogan is Fake on GMA

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Here’s a clip of Brooke Hogan on Good Morning America this morning, blabbing about her screwed up family and doing a little self-promotion for her new lame reality show – in which she tries to prove to the world that she’s not daddy’s girl anymore.

Check the video for the entire interview, but here’s basically what goes on:

The interviewer made me laugh my ass off when one of her opening statements to Brooke was, “And you’re only 20 years old..” HA! Yes, can you believe only 20?! Brooke replies with, “Yes, but I feel like I’m 40 though.”

Bitch looks 40! And doesn’t she look totally look like her mother here?

Then Brooke is asked about her family and their reality show, Hogan Knows Best. And what she has to say is sugar-coated bullshit.

The thing that I like about Brooke Knows Best is that it kind of carries on the Hogan tradition of always having a good moral at the end of the story.”

Did I just hear a Hogan say the word, ‘moral’? Bitch, please.

Anyhow, you get the gist of it. Check it out.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Brooke Hogan

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.

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Brooke Hogan Sells Her Family Out – Says She Doesn’t Speak to Her Mom

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

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Brooke Hogan “Freaked Out” By Mom’s New Boy Toy

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Brooke Hogan recently spoke with E! channel’s Michael Yo (off-air) about her mother’s relationship with a boy man who is 29-years younger.

“I’m totally freaked out,” she admitted. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

The blond youngster whom Linda has sunk her meathooks into is Charley Hill, 19 – a former classmate of Brooke and Nick’s!

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us.”

Brooke also confessed that she is struggling to deal with all the scandal that has been tearing her family apart.

She said, “I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Ok, first off. The age. I’m not usually bothered too much by age differences, but it’s obvious that Linda is trying to jump start her stale sex-life or she is trying to prove something. Most likely both. She wants to prove that she still “has it” and is still a hot commodity. I highly doubt she actually has a connection with a 19-year old. I mean, c’mon, she’s pushing 50. It’s all about the dick, baby.

And doesn’t Gnarly Charley looks like a 19-year-old Hulkster!? Kinda creepy – although not quite as creepy as Hulk dating a chick that looks like his daughter’s twin I suppose!

[Below: Hulk talks to Larry King about Nick and God]

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Brooke Hogan: “A lot of Lies Were Told”

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Brooke Hogan posted then replaced a blog on her MySpace titled, ‘wtvr‘ in which she claims that Nick isn’t the spoiled little prick that most of us believe him to be, and that John Graziano’s parent’s lied about all sorts of things during the trial.

From Brooke’s MySpace blog:

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

Shortly after, the blog entry was replaced with:

“I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.”

Hmmm. Well, I’d like to give Nick the benefit of the doubt here, but I just can’t! I think Nick Bollea IS Nick Hogan, and I think he very much enjoys being that person. If you have read interviews and/or blog posts of Nick’s you somewhat get a feel for who this kid is. And he comes off as exactly how Brooke says he isn’t. A spoiled, snotty little shit. Am I wrong here?

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Brooke Hogan Shows Nipple

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

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Peek-a-boo! I see you!

I posted a photo earlier of Brooke in all her glory arriving to last night’s 2007 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards.

She actually didn’t look half bad, compared to some of the sh*t that girl decides to wear.

This was not the outfit she was wearing when she strolled the red carpet. However, once inside she chose to slut it up quite a bit and went for this little number. A sheer, trampy cutout dress that was hardly more than a scarf. Poor girl, she doesn’t get that slutty doesn’t equal sexy.

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Nick Hogan Involved in Serious Car Accident

Sunday, August 26th, 2007


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Nick Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan, was involved in a serious car accident at approximately 7:30pm tonight in Clearwater, Florida. He was driving his Toyota Supra which was traveling at a very high rate of speed when he lost control, hit a median which flipped the car around then hit a palm tree.

Nick and a passenger were airlifted to a nearby hospital. The accident was so bad that the street had to be closed for hours. Apparently a police officer was nearby when the accident happened, so response time was fast.

TMZ is reporting that injuries are “very very serious.”

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Brooke Hogan in Maui

Monday, July 9th, 2007

I am actually surprised that Brooke Hogan looks pretty good in these pics.

But I guess after those hideous stirrup jeans things she’s been wearing anything else looks fabulous on her.

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Source: CelebUtopia.net

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Evening Quickie Love

Monday, June 25th, 2007

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Brooke Hogan wears F Me Pants (EBG)
NYC gay pride parade (ASL)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie don’t say ‘I Love You’ (CWS)
Paris Hilton talks out her ass (Yeeeah!)
Eva Longoria is another Bridezilla (CB)
Jade Jagger upskirt (DSF)
Baby Tiger Woods (YBF)
T.I. and Ludacris Beef leads to a brawl (Bossip)

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