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Brooke Hogan has really taken her sexuality to the extreme since she quit boinking her daddy.

In her attempt to look sexy she comes across as being slutty.  The makeup is horrendous with the massive cheap plastic lashes and the bright rainbow colors on her lips and eyelids.

And do I even have to say anything about the ridiculous looking chap-like jeans she is wearing?

Get a f*cking clue.

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I try to like Brooke, I really do.

I think she is a sweet girl for the most part but she just doesn’t get it when it comes to fashion.

She is always so over the top on the red carpet. This is actually one of her better ensembles.

The dress itself is gorgeous, but it makes Brooke look thick in the middle. She is in desperate need of a corset here..I think that would have made all the difference in the world.

Her boobs are falling back into her armpits and she looks like a sausage link in this particular gown.

Once again her makeup reflects that she gets her tips from Momma Hogan. The hair is nice but would have been better complimented with softer makeup in more neutral colors.

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Brooke’s 18, so for those of you who can’t add that puts her at 33.

I still think I am being generous here, because actually she looks twice her age. Her hair is too light and her tan is too dark. It gives her a ‘hard’ look. She already looks too much like her mother who wears more makeup than any mother I can think of besides, of course, Tammy Faye Baker.

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One of these women is NOT Brooke Hogan, can you figure out which one it is?

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If any of you watch ‘Hogan Knows Best’, then you will recognize her man as, Jay, one of the models that did her album shoot with her.

Now, I know that Brooke is not ‘fat’ by any means..but she sure appears to be sportin’ some tree stump legs there.

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Everytime I hear Brooke singing or see pics of her performing, I always remember what I heard daddy Hulk say once.

That he had invested about $3 million into Brooke’s career.

So THAT’s how she got the gig!

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