One of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s twin infants has yet to come home from the hospital since his March 14th birth.

Little Max has remained in the hospital because he is still underweight, not because of a heart condition as other media outlets are reporting.

Charlie’s publicist confirmed the news, “Charlie and Brooke’s infant son remains in the hospital, not because of a heart condition as reported, but because he has not gained the weight necessary to leave hospital. Max is expected to reach the weight requirement shortly and will join his brother at home. The Sheens appreciate the outpouring of concern but have assured everyone that both Bob and Max are fine.”

Sheen also verified his son’s condition in a statement: “The weight issue is very common among infants who were born before reaching full term. I know a lot of people are not fond of hospital food’ I just didn’t realize they that started so young.”

Twin boys Max & Bob were born on March 14th.

I just love that he named one of his boys Bob! A regular Joe name for a celebrity child! Take that, Phinneaus and Pilot Inspektor!

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Charlie Sheen might have a beautiful wife who is expecting twins, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to get his mack on with strippers and young women in Las Vegas when he feel like cutting loose.

Sheen headed out to the desert playground on October 25th with the intention of having some Vegas style fun. And we all know what that means. Partying with young hotties and getting lapdances…right up this playboy’s dark alley.

Broke Mueller stayed home while her hubby partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman and painted the town red.

Word has it that Brooke wasn’t too happy when she heard about her hubby partying on like he was a single 20-year-old again. The couple was already fighting when Sheen left for Vegas and when he returned things only got worse.

A source told Star magazine,

“He’s still carrying on and boozing…[Brooke] went off the deep end, the fighting picked up right where it left off. She’s expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family. She’s got the trump card, and they both know it.”

You can bet Charlie is on thin ice with his wife of only five months. But really, what is she doing with him in the first place? This guy is trouble and always will be. He’ll never be a family man, his track record has already proven that. So I question Brooke’s motives for even marrying, let alone getting knocked up, by him.

Just what were her intentions? Is she really that dense to think that he would change for her? Or is simply another Hollywood gold digger?

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