Joan Rivers is accusing Brooke Shields of being fake and self-serving at Michael Jackson’s memorial service last month.

The plastic evil old hag says that Brooke only used the time to speak to get “face time” for herself.

When the paparazzi asked Joan, who was recently the subject of a Comedy Central roast,  “Who would you like to roast?”

She quickly said, “Michael Jackson!” Then switched to, “Brooke Shields! Who was Michael’s dearest friend. Hadn’t seen him since 1993…It’s called face-time.”

OUCH! I can’t stand Joan. She’s cold and evil! Both her and her daughter Melissa really get under my skin, like a bad rash. Joan constantly spews bile from her mouth – with a grin on her face. Or wait, is that a grin? It’s so hard to tell when her face doesn’t move..

So what do you think? Is Joan right this time? Was Brooke exploiting Michael and their friendship? Or was Joan out of line to even go there?

Watch the video of Joan Rivers bashing Brooke Shields here!

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I adored Brooke Shield’s speech as she remembered Michael Jackson at his memorial.

She recalled how she and Michael both bonded because they had both grown-up as child stars. And how when they were together as adults, they were nothing but a couple of kids with no agendas.

Touching tribute for sure, the only thing I wished she had done differently was maybe call “Blanket” by his real name!

Chivalry is dead…unless you’re Kiefer Sutherland.

Kiefer took it to another level Monday night at a Met Costume Institute Gala after party.

Rumor has it that Kiefer witnessed a man (Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCullough) knock over Brooke Shields. Whether he completely knocked her down or just bumped into her is not known. (Or if he touched her at all..) But after Kiefer saw it happen he marched right over to Mr. McCullough and demanded he apologize to Shields.

That’s when the designer had enough of Kiefer and, according to witnesses, shoved him. Well, Kiefer is not one to back down, so in return, he headbutted McCullough. You know, just playground stuff. Heh.

If you recall, Kiefer is on probation, stemming from his DUI arrest. Bad, Kiefer!

Brooke Shields has come forward, and is describing her side of the story. As they say, every story has three sides. Yours, theirs, and the truth!

Brooke claims that Mr. McCullough did nothing to merit a headbutting by Kiefer. Her publicist told TMZ, “Jack did nothing inappropriate. It’s not clear what caused Kiefer to do what he did.”

Rut-roh, was Kiefer drunk again? But wait, he had his pants on, right?

According to this report Kiefer broke McCullough’s nose.

Kiefer’s a bad boy alright, and don’t you forget it!

UPDATE:

Police are backing up Kiefer’s side of the story! So Brooke, whatcha hidin’, honey? And yeah, people say Kiefer was drunk at the time of the incident. No shocker there..

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“I just don’t think c*nt is a controversial word. I find it frighteningly sad that there was an outrage…that Jane Fonda said it. It is just a word.”

- Brooke Shields defends Jane Fonda’s slip on live TV last week.

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“I keep thinking I’m younger than I am. The other day, I was working with a photographer to recreate an image we had done years ago. When I saw my face, I kind of went, ‘What is that?’ I assumed I was going to look the same, and I didn’t. It was a shock to my system. Sometimes I’ll read a part and identify with the material, and I’ll say, ‘Oh honey, I really like this,’ He’ll look at me like I’m crazy and ask, ‘What’s wrong with you? You’re not in your 20s. You seriously think you can walk in there and get this role? It’s going to a 24-year-old.’”

- Brooke Shields keeps forgetting she is 42 years old.

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Can you tell who the celebrities are?

Along with the usual celebs, a snakewoman was also on hand for pictures.


Do you think snakewoman made any jokes about her decorated tits when Janet came up? I doubt it, but you know that everyone was thinking it.