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Candy Spelling’s Letter to Britney Spears

Monday, June 18th, 2007

Spelling094r30_2After dishing out advice to Joe Francis and Paris Hilton, Candy Spelling’s latest victim is none other than Britney Spears.

Spelling wrote yet another ‘Dear Candy’ style open letter to Spears which she
forwarded onto gossip site, TMZ.com where the letter was published.

Dear Britney:

You made me do it.

I didn’t plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn’t feel strongly about what anyone was doing — or else I couldn’t decide which side to believe.

You’ve driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time?

We’ve seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You’re wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ’s own "Victim of Pap Smear" and "Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash" to be your legacy? You can do much better.

Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone’s vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it’s time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They’re probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.

You’re doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it’s great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?

Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you’re that addicted to
fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people
do with
second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?

Best,

Candy Spelling

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Candy Spelling Adds to Her Fortune in Las Vegas

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

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What happens in Vegas
doesn’t necessarily stay in Vegas.

Candy Spelling had quite a streak of good luck while in Sin City last Friday. 

While playing the $100 slot machines at the Bellagio Hotel Candy won a $100,000 jackpot.

But why stop there?  Candy couldn’t lose throughout the weekend.  She ended up leaving Vegas with $200,000 in her already fat pocket AND to top off the weekend, she also won a Toyota Prius at a raffle that she hosted for charity.

And they say that good things happen to good people.  I say bullocks!

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Tori Spelling’s Mom is a Fat Twat

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

I can’t even stand to look at the pig.

Really, she does resemble a pig…a pig that wears Dior and goes by ‘Candy‘. That’s where poor Tori got her extra large rectangular melon from..
Sadly, their mother-daughter relationship started souring years ago. Reportedly in Tori’s first noTORIous episode there was a scene where she poked fun at an eBay room in her parent’s mansion. Well, apparently there IS an eBay room…for momma Candy. She apparently is hooked on the site and needs a dedicated room for all the shit she buys. Oink, oink.
As for the will? According to US Magazine, “Candy’s home decorator, Robert Dolley, will receive a $50,000 cash payment –
and Candy’s personal manicurist, Ernestine Young, will get $25,000 upon the matriarch’s death.” That must really make Tori’s day. She is getting $200k cash and $500k in investments. This is from a $500 MILLION dollar estate. I wonder what her brother is getting?

Candy Spelling Needs to Buy a One-Way Ticket on BabyBoomerTrips.com!

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