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Carmen Electra Sex Tape Sucks, And Not Literally

Spicy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:24:52 +0000

Carmen Electra’s sex tape make headlines

The Carmen Electra sex tape is nothing to froth at the mouth over – just so you know.

By this time you may have even the “sex tape”, and if you have, I’m sure you agree with me. Not that I was hoping to see her get down and dirty. Sex tapes – or any porn for that mater – aren’t really my thing. But I did want to see it, so, of course, I could write about it. Unfortunately while I was seeking out said tape I came across a wicked – and not in a good way – website that completely funked up my computer. Hence, no updates yesterday. In fact, my laptop is still being worked on. True story, so watch what sites you visit, kids. It can be spendy!

Anyhow, back to the tape. I’m not sure if Carmen staged this entire thing for a little publicity or not, I mean, she hasn’t exactly been in the forefront of anyone’s thoughts lately. There aren’t even any boobies in the clip. Let’s just call it a blue ball tape. It’s much more fitting. And even after the “sex tape”, Carmen is just as insignificant as she was last week. Fail, on all accounts.

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Carmen Electra Pregnant?

Spicy — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:08:45 +0000

Is Carmen Electra pregnant?

The rumors have been flying that the sexy pinup is expecting her first child with husband Rob Patterson.

Electra, who celebrated her 37th birthday earlier this week in Las Vegas, partied at Wet Republic with a bunch of bikini clad girls, but did not don a teeny bikini as she normally would, nor did she have a celebratory beverage in her hand. Hmm…

[TMZ]

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Carmen Electra’s Sexy New Shoot for Website

Spicy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:40:10 +0000

For the launch of Carmen Electra’s revamped website, the model/actress did a steamy photo shoot in a hot Ashley Paige swimsuit.

Despite being 36, Electra still has an incredible physique and sultry sex appeal.

I love the suit. It has that retro cheesecake flair. Carmen wore it well, but I think the shoot could have been better had they played up the pin-up aspect of it. Pin curls in her hair, red lipstick, or perhaps a flower in her hair…

Regardless, Electra is still electric.

[Radar]

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Carmen Electra Has Sex With Coat Hangers

Spicy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:50:23 +0000

We all know that Carmen Electra must be a total freak behind closed doors, I mean, it’s pretty obvious she’s no girl next door.

Electra was previously married to bad boys Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman and has been featured in Playboy numerous times.

In fact, Rodman dumped Electra nine days later claiming that while he was sleeping, the vixen tried to stick a piece of uncooked penne pasta up his..well, you can figure it out. He also claimed she called him the “N” word during sex. (Read about it here.)

So yeah, if Dennis Rodman thinks you’re a freak, then damn girl, you need sex rehab.

This time Electra volunteers information about her kinky sex life, saying that she collects sex toys from all parts of the world, and even makes some of her own.

She admits, her latest and greatest invention involves coat hangers.

She refused to go into complete detail, but admitted it involved, “a little pleasure, a little pain. It’s all about fun.”

Electra is currently engaged to rocker Rob Patterson.

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Carmen Electra Will Strip for Playboy Again

Spicy — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:16:46 +0000

Carmen Electra is set to do yet another Playboy photoshoot.

Electra, 36, has been featured on the magazine numerous times, the first time being 13-years ago.

This time the sultry vixen will take center stage in an eight-page pictorial for the upcoming 55th Playboy anniversary issue in January 2009.

The magazine will hit shelves in December.

[WENN]

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Long Lost Sisters?

Spicy — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:27:51 +0000

Or as many of you might be thinking, ‘Threesome!’

Lauren Conrad is like the younger version of Carmen Electra, except Lauren is a bit more reserved than Carmen was back in her MTV days.

And I doubt that Lauren has ever stuck a large uncooked piece of pasta up someone’s ass either. Remember that with Dennis Rodman? Heh. One of my favorite stories! But I still don’t buy that he didn’t like it!

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Carmen Electra Arriving at the AMA’s

Spicy — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:19:00 +0000

Not liking this getup at all.

The dress, the hair or the makeup. About the only thing I dig is the shoes.

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Carmen Electra, Back to Her Roots

Spicy — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:32:00 +0000

It seems Carmen didn’t like her new hair color either.

Here she is leaving a hair salon without the dark brunette hair.

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Carmen Electra Hits the 2007 Fashion Shows

Spicy — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:27:00 +0000

At the Luca Luca 2007 Spring Show…

Did she try and braid her own hair? Was it that bad of a bad hair day? Girlfriend needs to go back to bed, she’s looking mighty tired.

And at the Diane Von Furstenberg 2007 Spring Show..

Now here, I think everything looks fabulous, except the Xtina lipstick that is bleeding all up her top lip.

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Conde Nast Media Group’s Third Annual Fashion Rocks Concert

Spicy — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:12:00 +0000

Here are some pics from the event-

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