Archive for the ‘Celebrities and the Law’ Category

Nick Hogan Sentenced to 8 Months in Jail

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Nick Hogan was sentenced today for the car accident that nearly took his best friend’s life.

John Graziano is still in vegetative state and hasn’t left the hospital since the crash last August. Graziano’s sister, Christian Carson, says that Nick has never apologized for the accident.

Graziano’s father told the judge that the Hogan’s have never been there for his son. He asked the judge to throw the book at Nick. He also stated that when Nick did visit John in the hospital that he appeared to be bored and disinterested. He added that he even skateboarded in the hospital halls.

Sickening.

Judge Frederico said during sentencing that the crash was no accident and that Nick’s driving was ‘cavalier’. Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail, five years’ probation, 500 hours community service, no drinking (although he is underage) and his license will be revoked for three years. Hogan was said to be stonefaced as he learned of his punishment.

Finally! What a little asshole. Skateboarding in the hospital? Shows what little class that punkass has. And hearing Graziano’s parents say what douchebags the Hogan’s are was awesome. Something we knew all along. Their little facade didn’t play out quite so well, did it?

Eight months isn’t sh*t to John’s family. It’s already been that long since the accident. John has years and years ahead of suffering. His quality of life is gone. And little Nick Hogan gets 8 months.

Poor Nick. I hope he makes lots of ‘friends’ in jail.

Amy Winehouse Arrested Again

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Remember the Amy Winehouse crack smoking video that surfaced in January and then resurfaced last week with more footage?

Well, it has gotten Amy arrested once again, by appointment, of course.

Her spokesperson stated, “Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment.  She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”

Over two hours of additional footage were discovered after the raid of a drug dealers home last week.  The dealer is believed to have been the one who recorded Amy smoking crack.

Gary Dourdan Tries to Convince Us He’s Innocent

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Gary Dourdan issued a statement via email to Access Hollywood regarding his arrest for drug possession in Palm Springs a few days ago, but after it was printed his rep denied that it was meant for publication.

His rep is also claiming that it wasn’t an email sent to Access Hollywood, but instead a personal text message sent to a friend.

The statement was a little weird. It’s almost as though he wrote it while he was toasted.

“Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area. And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL).”

Dourdan goes on to say that the drugs found in his vehicle during the search were not his.

“I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”

Dourdan continues, really laying it on thick..

“I am so sorry to all my fans, especially the young ones, like Taylor Swift, who I should’ve been supporting with my daughter instead of driving tired in the desert. I am planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith.”

Typical of celebrities to say this sort of thing, or anyone caught with drugs for that matter, so I totally don’t buy it. Remember Lindsay Lohan saying that she was wearing someone else’s pants after cocaine was found in them? Heh.

Peaches Geldof Filmed Scoring Blow?

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Peaches Geldof, 19, is set to be questioned by police after footage of her buying drugs was found during a search of a drug dealers home.

The home of Jonny Blagrove, dealer to numerous celebrities in London, was searched during a Scotland Yard investigation and during the search they found a PC memory stick with footage of Peaches buying drugs from Blagrove. Also found was footage of Amy Winehouse.

The recording of Bob Geldof’s daughter had been deleted but police recovered the evidence. In the footage Peaches is seen holding £140 - and Blagrove tells her it’s going to cost her £190. She agrees and then says, “I’m going to need Valium tomorrow after this.” Although it’s not known what exactly she purchased, you can guess it’s most likely coke.

Peaches mother mother, Paula Yates, died at the age of 40 from a heroin overdose in 2000.

Peaches has said in the past that she does not use drugs, although she added that her friends do. I always love it when kids say that. How many non crackheads do you know that hang out with crackheads? Exactly.

Peaches will be formally interviewed but it is knot known if she will be arrested. A police source said, “The priority of the investigation is to nail the people who are supplying the drugs.”

Also found on that same memory stick was more footage of Amy Winehouse smoking crack. Blagrove was the one who apparently filmed Winehouse smoking the drug last January and over two hours of additional footage was discovered.

Megan Fox Was a Teenage Kleptomaniac

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Hottie Megan Fox was banned from shopping at Walmart in her hometown after the actress was caught shoplifting as a teenager.

Fox, 21, was caught red handed stealing makeup from a Florida Wal-Mart before her rise to stardom and the incident caused to her to be banned from the retail chain.

A friend of Megan’s said, “Megan was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan’s shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lip-gloss from Wal-Mart.”

“At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed.”

Fox’s publicist refused to confirm or deny the reports.

Dennis Rodman Arrested on Domestic Dispute Charges

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Dennis Rodman, 46, was arrested last night after hitting a woman, most likely his estranged wife, at a hotel in Century City, CA.

A police spokesperson told the LA Times, “During the investigation, police learned he had hit a woman and she suffered injuries to her arms.”

Rodman was arrested and booked for felony domestic violence. He posted the $50,000 bail this morning and was released.

Steve Simon, Rodman’s manager, says that Rodman has been having a difficult time with his divorce from wife, Michelle Moyer, and is upset that he hasn’t been able to visit his children. He said, “The legal process will sort itself out. I’m kind of waiting for the facts to unfold because it’s really uncharacteristic for him.”

Riiiggghhhht…

CSI’s Gary Dourdan Busted With LOTS of Drugs!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Gary Dourdan was busted by Palm Springs police officers when they found him sleeping in his car at 5:21am yesterday morning.

Police say the actor had heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs on him. Geeze dude, how high do you need to be? Holy hell, that’s enough to take down Jason Davis an elephant!

Dourdan was promptly taken to jail where he posted his $5000 bail and was released.

Hope it was worth it, moron. Say goodbye to your career!

Scott Weiland Sentenced to 8 Days Jail

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Scott Weiland, 40, has been sentenced to eight days in jail for his November DUI arrest.

He was represented by his attorney in court who entered a no contest plea.

Weiland was also ordered to attend and complete an 18-month alcohol education class and must shell out $2000 in fines. He must serve serve his jail time before May 28.

The former Velvet Revolver frontman is no stranger to the law. He was convicted of DUI in 2003, has prior domestic disputes and has numerous drug related charges on his record.

Earlier this month his bandmates announced they had decided to kick the singer out of the group as his behavior had become ‘increasingly erratic’. (A.K.A. he’s been using again..)

Weiland has since reunited with the band that originally shot him to stardom, Stone Temple Pilots.





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