Pamela Anderson has long been a supporter of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and stars in a new ad for the group where she is a scantily clad airport security officer whose job is to strip fur and leather clothing from men and women looking to board a plane.

The ad is so racy in fact, that it has been banned from the three New York airports that it was set to run in – for the sake of passenger’s children. Gee, maybe it had something to do with the fact that she looked like she was going to aggressively suck the snot out of the first guy! But no fear, PETA is now looking to air the spot on in-flight entertainment. Just what I want to know the 390-pound sweaty guy next to me is watching. Ew.

As for Pammy’s personal life, she is currently dating an electrician named Jamie Padgett who also likes to surf. She met him at the trailer park she was living in while her house was being worked on. He, like Pammy, looks a little rough and like he has lived his entire life under the sun. But still, he is definitely better looking than those dirty rock stars she likes to boink.

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Giorgio Armani has unveiled the new Emporio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2009-10 underwear campaign featuring David and Victoria Beckham.

David’s “rope” makes another appearance as well – heh.

The new advertising campaign was shot in Milan, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo, from July 2009 onwards.

David Beckham has yet another Armani ad coming out, and I say big deal.

If you have seen one you have seen them all. I think he is only doing these ads for his gays! He’s working that rope like a mighty big penis. Or two penises.

I don’t know, Becks just doesn’t do it for me. He’s boring. There’s no depth there. He and Posh both seem like society-created beings. No personalities, no emotion . . merely mannequin models of clothing and hairstyles.

Audrina Patridge is rocking a gold bikini in a new commercial for Carl’s Jr.

I realize that nobody is looking at her face, or the burger, in this ad, but I think it’s funny that Audrina is basically setting the burger against her cheek as she posed for the photo. Bitch has a big mouth. You KNOW she can fit it around that burger, but no such luck. She takes a super fake bite.

Audrina Patridge behind the scenes video of her new Carl’s Jr. commercial:

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Hugh Jackman poses as his Wolverine character from the hit movie X-Men in this latest “Got Milk?” campaign.

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Scarlett Johansson is the new spokesperson for Moët Chandon champagne.

Scarlett says, “I am honored to have been chosen as their ambassador and to make history with the brand, as the first celebrity face of champagne.”

A rep for Moët & Chandon said the 24-year-old actress represents their product well. “She, like Moët, has a magical story to tell and makes people dream.”

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Pass me the tequila!

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Britney Spears poses against a wall of cotton candy in her new Candie’s promo poster, released today.

If you are a huge Brit fan, you had better pick up the April 15th issue of Us Weekly Magazine because there will be a full-size, limited edition poster of the Britney’s Candie’s campaign. Even if you aren’t a fan, why not pick one up anyway? They might just sell like hotcakes and be a collector’s item someday.

See the behind the scenes of the Candie’s shoot at BritneySpears.com.

Wrigley has pulled their Chris Brown advertisements after the singer was charged with felony battery.

Brown is the company’s spokesperson for Doublemint gum.

Wrigley released the following statement:

“Wrigley is concerned by the serious allegations made against Chris Brown. We believe Mr. Brown should be afforded the same due process as any citizen. However, we have made the decision to suspend the current advertising featuring Brown and any related marketing communications until the matter is resolved.”

Victoria Beckham in her newly released Armani lingerie ad.

I’m sure every other blogger who posts this will have the same title. How can you not think “Bend it Like Beckham’ when you see this?

Looking all sorts of flexible – and duh – wafer thin, her facial expression lacks any expression whatsoever. As with most any shot of her, she appears doll-like, completely robotic, totally indifferent. Boring. As Tyra would say, “There’s nothing in her eyes.”

Meanwhile, it’s looking like Victoria and husband David will be staying in Milan for awhile. David’s enjoying playing soccer in the Italian league and is looking to stay. Posh likes the idea as well and has reportedly already found schools for the boys to attend.

So much for L.A.!