You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday.

Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys!

It’s said to be an “open dormitory type of setting” where he will be in contact with other adults.

Nick is to be released in October.

Make like McD’s and get serving, bitch!

It was Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday in April and as you know, every year the babes come running to wish him well.

This year’s big birthday present to to the Playboy mogul was Pamela Anderson, completely naked, in a cake.

So just how did Hefner’s ladies like the surprise?

They LOVED it.

Kendra Wilkinson said, “I think it was the perfect surprise for him. Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked. What can get better than that?”

Main squeeze Holly Madison chimed in, “I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”

But don’t be mistaken, the girls gave Hef sexy gifts as well. “We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”

On this week’s Heyman Hustle, Paul Heyman catches up with Coco and Ice-T at Coco’s 29th birthday party at Plumm in NYC.

Paul’s usually the one doing the hustling, but this time, I think Coco owns him.

Paul asks Coco what it is about Ice-T that keeps the sex kitten so happy. Grinning, she eagerly tells him that it’s a little thing called ‘The Stroke’. She adds that Ice-T surprises her with a new stroke every once in awhile. She never gets into the meat of it, but it seems everyone at the party knows what she’s talking about except Paul.

It’s probably something to do with that ass of hers. You know that’s got the be the focal point of their sex life. Heh.

When asked about the stroke, Ice-T said that sex is 90% mental and that he merely has Coco tricked into thinking his is “something special”.

I was especially entertained by Coco’s measurements, which are appropriately listed just before her pole dancing scene.

Height: 5′2″
Weight: 130
Cup Size: 39DD
Waist: 23″
Hips: 40″

If Barbie was 5′2″, she’d have nothing on Coco.

Ready to see for yourself? You know you want to.

Check it all out HERE.

Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on the unforgettable television sitcom, Gilligan’s Island, was busted last October for possessing marijuana!

The actress was driving home from her 69th birthday party in Idaho when she was pulled over on October 18th.

A Sheriff witnessed her cross over the center line and claims she was speeding up and slowing down. Her vehicle was searched and police found four joints, all half smoked, along with two small stash containers.

Wells told police the joints and stash containers belonged to hitchhikers. Yeah, she was baked. Heh.

Wells is currently on unsupervised probation for six months after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving. She was sentenced last month to five days in jail and fined $410.50.

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Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday in Vegas doing a burlesque show with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure nightclub.

Surgical masks were distributed at the door and the entire Caesar’s Palace had to be quarantined afterward.

Ok, I’m kidding, but I did hear the song she stripped to was “That Smell”.

Heh.

Kristin Cavallari turned 21 this weekend and she headed to Sin City to mark the occasion.

Kristin first celebrated at the Luxor’s LAX club where she cut a rug on the dancefloor and partied with a group of friends, including fellow Laguna Beach cast member Alex Murrel. She also hung out with her ex Matt Leinart who happened to be at the club that night.

At midnight, Kristin headed to Pure Nightclub to get her drink on. She was thrilled to be able to drink legally. She said, “My first official drink was Grey Goose and soda. It’s really exciting. I can go to the clubs and not worry about anything.”

People magazine also spoke with Kristin and asked her is she is going to join the cast of ‘The Hills’ but all she would say is, “it’s a great show.”

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Britney Spears turned 26 yesterday and celebrated with friends Alli Sims and Sam Lufit.

Around 10pm the crew arrived at the Scandanavian Style Mansion house party. Sharon Stone was hosting the bash. Britney had cake and people sang Happy Birthday to her.

OK! editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens says that, “Britney looked slim and pretty. I just kept thinking how much better it was this time around than the last time we spent time with her. We really hope this birthday and her new age will be a turning point.”

The ‘gifting suites at the mansion’ made sure Britney got all sorts of crazy shit for her birthday.

$30,000 in fur coats
A $10,000 diamond and gold ring
$4,000 in Barito brand sunglasses
Various t-shirts and hair products

I like the ‘hair products’. I wonder what hair stuff they threw her way. Hopefully some better extensions, and maybe a little shampoo..

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