Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday in Vegas doing a burlesque show with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure nightclub.
Surgical masks were distributed at the door and the entire Caesar’s Palace had to be quarantined afterward.
Ok, I’m kidding, but I did hear the song she stripped to was “That Smell”.
Heh.
Kristin Cavallari turned 21 this weekend and she headed to Sin City to mark the occasion.
Kristin first celebrated at the Luxor’s LAX club where she cut a rug on the dancefloor and partied with a group of friends, including fellow Laguna Beach cast member Alex Murrel. She also hung out with her ex Matt Leinart who happened to be at the club that night.
At midnight, Kristin headed to Pure Nightclub to get her drink on. She was thrilled to be able to drink legally. She said, “My first official drink was Grey Goose and soda. It’s really exciting. I can go to the clubs and not worry about anything.”
People magazine also spoke with Kristin and asked her is she is going to join the cast of ‘The Hills’ but all she would say is, “it’s a great show.”
Britney Spears turned 26 yesterday and celebrated with friends Alli Sims and Sam Lufit.
Around 10pm the crew arrived at the Scandanavian Style Mansion house party. Sharon Stone was hosting the bash. Britney had cake and people sang Happy Birthday to her.
OK! editor-in-chief Sarah Ivens says that, “Britney looked slim and pretty. I just kept thinking how much better it was this time around than the last time we spent time with her. We really hope this birthday and her new age will be a turning point.”
The ‘gifting suites at the mansion’ made sure Britney got all sorts of crazy shit for her birthday.
$30,000 in fur coats
A $10,000 diamond and gold ring
$4,000 in Barito brand sunglasses
Various t-shirts and hair products
I like the ‘hair products’. I wonder what hair stuff they threw her way. Hopefully some better extensions, and maybe a little shampoo..
Kim Kardashian isn’t a stranger to the good life.
Or whoring around to live in it.
For her 14th birthday Kim had a party at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch…because she was dating his nephew at the time. Who knew her skillz went back so far? And I won’t even ask about a sex tape!
Oh, what’s a freshly collagen injected socialite with new hair extensions to do on her birthday?
Whore it up for paparazzi no doubt! Kim Kardashian and what looks to be a sister or cousin (who is way hotter than KK) partied last night at Les Deux in L.A. to celebrate Kim’s 27th birthday.
Kim fluttered her spider-leg eyelashes and bounced her rump roast ass all over the dance floor all the while being carefully posed towards the camera lens. The bitch ate cake and washed it down with a golden beverage. Ok, I’m kidding, but we all know how she likes that shit.
I haven’t seen Kim with ex-BFF Paris Hilton in sometime, which would lead me to believe that Paris didn’t like the competition with Kim’s attention stealing ass. Especially when Paris has a flat wet pancake ass. In a battle of the asses, you know Kim’s ass would win!
Madonna’s little spitting image turned 11 yesterday.
Mom took Lourdes Leon and best friend to a spa for a six-hour spa treatment at the Shutters Hotel Spa in Santa Monica. What I want to know is, she spent six hours in a spa and still emerged with those eyebrows?!
