Chicken Scratch Sketches - Dustin Diamond
Monday, April 14th, 2008
Dustin Diamond by Spicy Pants
Probably the most annoying child star ever, Dustin Diamond is a whiny, weak, arrogant jerk off.
But I do love to hate him, and he is fun to draw..

Dustin Diamond by Spicy Pants
Probably the most annoying child star ever, Dustin Diamond is a whiny, weak, arrogant jerk off.
But I do love to hate him, and he is fun to draw..
A hysterical little War of the Worlds spoof about Tom Cruise, John Travolta and the aliens. Special appearances by Baby Suri and Katie Holmes. Not real work friendly, but worth watching!
Kyle and the kids decide to become paparazzo after learning a photo of Britney Spears peeing on a ladybug sold for $100,000.
Heh.
The gang tells security they are Britney’s kids so that they can get in her hotel room and snap some photos to sell. Security tells Britney her kids are there to see her, but when she finds out it’s not them, she takes a shotgun to her head….and survives.
The kids then visit a headless Britney in the hospital whose only head parts left are a tongue and a mandible. Their remorse sets in.
The cartoon makes fun of Britney’s life, the people in it taking advantage of her and the strange fascination surrounding her.
(Very dark humor, if you don’t have a wicked sick sense of humor, like me, simply don’t watch the clip.)
Enjoy, totally worth watching!!
Oh yeah, another chicken scratching from Spicy. You lucky bastards..heh.
This time I chose to scribble out Amy Winehouse, because I knew she’d be fun to draw. She’s practically a caricature of herself, and people like that are the easiest to draw.
Medium: Crappy Bic pen and cheap writing paper ripped crookedly out of the pad. Heh.

Yeah I know it sucks, (especially her eyes - heh) but it’s kinda funny, right?
Two days ago it had been a year since Britney Spears randomly decided to shave her entire head. I thought she should celebrate with a dripping candle on her head. Yeah, it’s wax, not blood. *snicker*
I scribbled it while sitting in bed, in under 10 minutes as I amped on coffee this morning..
