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Tila Tequila Does It For The Kids

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Tila-Tequila-Flashes

Tila Tequila emerged from The Shire to walk the red carpet (even though it looks pretty blue to me) and attend VH1’s Save The Music event at MyHouse.

Considering this shindig is meant to help restore music education programs in public schools, it is only fitting that she felt the need to wear few clothes, and then rip open her top to flash her slightly covered breasts for all to see. After all, we all know that’s how things really get accomplished at your average PTA meeting.

Plus, Tila Tequila is just doing it for the kids, and there’s nothing wrong with trying to protect the children. How else is little 12-year-old Sally supposed to know what her body might develop into at the age of 13, if she isn’t able to actually see it on Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have the body of a 13-year-old, with breasts implants thrown in for good measure? It’s glad to know we have caring and dedicated role models around for today’s youth. The Kidd can’t think of anyone more perfect for such a role than a chick who got famous by posing scantily clad on the internet and then turned that notoriety into a TV dating show where she pretended to be bisexual in order to get ratings. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mother Theresa!

[Photo: RK, WENN.com]

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Christina Aguilera’s New Target Commercial

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

I am SO OVER Christina Aguilera, even if  she is an amazing performer and singer..

Not that I have ever been her biggest fan or anything, but when she first created her 40s pin-up look, with the curled hair, red lips and the chic retro wardrobe I thought it was pretty hot.

But not surprisingly she has morphed right back into the old Xtina.

TONS of eye makeup, ratty white hair extensions, and plunging necklines. Back to the Dirrty days.

This is Christina’s new commercial for Target, which is similar to her new video for the single, ‘Keeps Getting Better’

My favorite part of the ad is when Xtina looks in the mirror and sees comic book version of herself. I think the artist must have misunderstood who he was drawing because it sure looks like Christina Applegate!

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Madonna Needs to Shut Her Hole

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Madonna has never been one to exercise tact or modesty, so last night when she dissed her ex-husband publicly on stage, it came as no shock.

It was, however in bad taste.

On the heels of Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce announcement yesterday, the singer told a sold out crowd in Boston last night,

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

An obvious, vengeful stab at her soon to be ex-husband – and I am sure those who fight for the rights of the disabled took offense as well.

Madonna, shut. up. First of all, you only succeed in making yourself look like an ass when you publicly disrespect Guy like that. And secondly, what about your children? Please put them first and show some class. We all know you are famous and powerful, so you have nothing to prove.

Speaking of emotionally retarded, why don’t you ask Cynthia Rodriguez about that one, you sinewy piece of dancing jerky..

[DM]

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Migraines Kept Janet Jackson From Touring

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

After taking a couple of weeks off from touring due to an unknown illness, Janet Jackson is ready to hit the stage again.

It has been revealed that Janet, 42, was suffering from vestibular migraines which creates the sensation of vertigo

Janet’s manager released the following statement,

“[Janet is] a world-class entertainer and needs to be at the top of her game to give her fans the show they expect. She’s feeling much better and is ready to hit the road again.”

Janet will be performing tonight at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. and has rescheduled her Madison Square Garden show for November 1st. Other canceled shows are also currently being rescheduled and will be announced soon.

Poor Janet, migraines suck. I suffer from “Ice Pick” migraines, which feel just like they sound.  Stabbing, sharp excruciating pain. So I can relate.

Janet is receiving treatment and should be good to go from here. Best of luck to her.

[People]

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Madonna to Peers: Leave Me Alone!

Friday, October 10th, 2008

It seems Madge is still the old cranky pants diva that she has always been.

Swedish pop star Robyn, who opens for Madonna in a few of her European shows, told a newspaper in her hometown that the reigning Queen of pop was cold as ice, even to her.

She said that Madonna insisted Robyn and her entourage weren’t allowed to have any interaction with the superstar whatsoever. Not even a “Thank you for this opportunity,” or a simple hello. Nothing.

Robyn went on to tell the paper that she was specifically told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures.”

She says she was shocked being as she is professional and also in the business. She added, “I hadn’t expected any glamor, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna. Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.”

Heh, nice! She has that right though. Known for being a trendsetter in the past, Madge’s ways are old and desperate in my opinion. She is trying too hard to be youthful, too hard to be cool..

[NYP]

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Christina Aguilera is Insecure

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

We knew Christina Aguilera wouldn’t be caught dead without her lip gloss, but did we know exactly just how obsessed she is with it?

While having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th, someone with a lot of time on their hands actually counted how many times the singer reapplied the gloss to her mouth. They supposedly counted more than 30 times.

The source said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”

Oh my, talk about high-maintenance! I wonder how many quarts of lipgloss that hooker has ingested in the past couple of years? Her turds probably have sparkles in them!

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Seven Year Bitch

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

A divorce between Madonna and husband of seven years, Guy Ritchie, is inevitable say sources close with the couple.

The couple are said to be discussing their split in an amicable manner. Although Made and Guy still share the same mansion, word has it they are leading entirely separate lives.

The source said, “They’re obviously sad but they’re dealing with it like grown-ups. Things have just run their natural course . . They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best to call it a day.”

Rumor has it the adoption of David Banda also caused problems between the couple – Guy being against it.

The couple are prepared to formally announce the split after Madonna’s world tour ends on November 29th.

You can expect Madonna to be spending more time at her homes in Los Angeles and New York. In fact, Madonna was seen at a NY Yankees game with her manager this past weekend.

Ritchie has been busy working on Sherlock Holmes film and has been seen out spending time with his buddies.

Forecasting future marital problems, Madonna told MTV in 2005 that she “wanted to end everything . . My husband didn’t turn out to be everything I imagined him to be.”

Ouch! Bitch is colder than a witch’s tit!

She added, “Guy can be intolerant of my behavior. But he has certain personality traits which need to change as well.”

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Madonna’s Brother Pens a Tell-All?

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, whom the superstar had a falling out with years ago, is writing a tell-all book that is said to be quite venomous.

A source spoke with the New York Post, refusing to give specific details but did describe the book as, “extremely graphic and devastating.”

“He wrote it on the sly without telling Madonna. They want to put it out before her lawyers can get a hold of it.”

A friend of Madge’s said, “We’d heard rumors, but didn’t realize he’d actually written it. He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell, I’m sure. He’s seen it all. Oh, my.”

The New York Post describes the reason for the falling out between the two siblings:

“Ciccone – a gay decorator/chef once described by Rupert Everett in Everett’s biography as “a solid raft for Madonna in the shark-infested waters” – was ditched by his sister after she hooked up with her now husband Guy Ritchie, who Everett said was “uncomfortable around queens.”

See, Madonna isn’t as “gay friendly” as everyone would like to believe. One of my sources once dished that Madge attended a show put on by gays – I think it was in honor of her birthday or something – and she brought her then rapper boyfriend (who I have a hunch was Coolio, although I don’t know for sure). When an older drag queen went up and serenaded her, the rapper kicked him in the shins. With some big ass shoes on. The rapper did this repeatedly, as he performed, drawing blood through his thick tights. Madonna did nothing to stop it, and in fact, laughed throughout. My source spoke with the performer afterward and he was saddened but not shocked. He was just a sweet, fragile, older guy, who adored Madonna…and look where it got him.

She’s a cold, hard bitch in my opinion (sorry Lala!) and I can’t wait to hear the dirt!

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Tina Turner on The Early Show

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Tina Turner, what a legend! So cool she is back on the scene. She hasn’t aged a bit! Whether you like her music or not, you cannot argue the fact that this woman looks amazing for 69 years old!!

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