“Before a big show I’m not allowed to speak for two days. It’s boring writing notes. I need Stephen Hawking’s voice machine so I think and it comes out in a robot voice.”
- Mariah Carey would love a voice machine like British scientist Stephen Hawking.
“I’ve never done a diva-ish thing in my life. The definition of a diva is a woman who sings well, the second definition is a woman who’s difficult to deal with. I hope I’m the first but I don’t think I’m the second.”
- Mariah Carey swears she is not the diva people claim she is.
Mariah Carey, darling, what are you going to do when you can’t wear micro-mini dresses any longer? That’ll be a tough day for Mimi who loves to wear only the tiniest and tightest of clothing.
Mariah Carey’s closet is simply full of spray-on dresses I hear. Heh.
“They’re all over the place in New Mexico. They’re there. It’s not a question of are they or not. The question is why. I’ve talked to people all over the world who’ve been aboard the craft and told me what they learned.”
- Shirley MacLaine insists aliens and UFOs are common in certain parts of the world.
Before Mischa Barton was pulled over and arrested for DUI, she was scheduled to host a New Years Eve bash at the CatHouse Loungerie club at the Luxor in Las Vegas.
But after her arrest, Mischa had to cancel the gig that was set to pay her $30,000 - and the organizers couldn’t be happier about it.
According to a source, Mischa and her people were extremely demanding and difficult to work with. They demanded a larger jet and wanted her dogs to come as well. Mischa was also upset by the invitations to the event, which featured a scantily clad sexy model on them. She insisted the invites did not ‘fit her image’.
I bet she was just jealous.
To her only credit, Barton had party sluts Paris and Nicky Hilton blacklisted from the party. But she did it because she didn’t want to be associated with ‘the party scene’.
Heh. I can almost hear the Hilton sisters giggling in their size 12 Manolo’s..
A friend of incarcerated rapper Foxy Brown’s says that the pompous diva hasn’t changed a bit and shows no remorse for her prior assaults.
Activist Geoffrey Davis, who has visited Brown at New York’s Riker’s Island prison, says the rap star needs some serious anger management education and adds that she has inmates pamper her and threatens prison officers.
Davis told the New York Post,
“If they release her today, she’ll be back in a week. I love her, and I have her best interests at heart, but I think she needs clinical help with anger management.”
I think what the bitch needs is a good old fashioned ass whooping. Knock the attitude right outta her. She’ll be a nobody soon enough. A forgotten, broke old miserable woman and no one will give a shit.
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Holy pig-in-a-blanket, Aretha!
If she doesn’t stop gaining weight she isn’t going to make ANY appearances anymore! I mean, you have to be able to fit through a door first… Someone get this woman on a treadmill..and a diet! That can’t be healthy!
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