Corey Feldman and wife Susie Sprague, 10/21/2009

Corey Feldman’s wife Susie has filed for divorce after seven years of marriage.

She is citing “irreconcilable differences” and is asking for FULL custody of their 5-year-old son as well as spousal support and attorney fees paid. Uh-oh, sounds like somebody screwed up majorly.

I can’t help but wonder why she’s decided to leave him? It is possible he has relapsed, but I doubt it. He seemed pretty strong in his sobriety. Was infidelity involved? Is it because his appearance has taken on that of Michael Jackson’s as of late? Or was it simply the legendary “seven year itch” that got her?

Stay tuned, this one might just get ugly – or they’ll be back together by the end of the week. But you can bet it is going to be one or the other. Susie seemed good for Corey, but there’s a part of me that smelled gold digger from the beginning..

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Lavigne has filed for divorce from Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley

After months of speculation about her marriage, Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from her husband Deryck Whibley.

She cites the date of the split as September 4th, claiming “irreconcilable differences.” On September 17th she posted the following on her blog:

“Deryck and I have been together for 6 and a half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21.  I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note.
Thank you to all my family, friends and fans for all your support.”

Avril is not asking for spousal support nor does she plan on paying any out. We’ll see if that pans out.

So long, Sk8r Boi!

Avril Lavigne and Deryk Whibley to Divorce?

The rumors of Avril Lavigne and husband Deryk Whibley divorcing are gaining steam.

The couple, who have been married since 2006, haven’t been photographed together since December 2008!

In the meantime, Avril has been spotted out partying a lot, with male companions at her side. She also recently took a vacation with her girlfriends to St. Tropez, and was said to have been drinking and flirting with guys the entire time. Meanwhile, Deryk was spotted, by himself, at the ‘Transformers’ premiere last June.

So it looks like the couple is really heading for divorce. So not surprising. The pug and the rat just didn’t mesh!

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Johnny Knoxville’s ex-wife Melanie is putting him through the ringer with a whopping $6,000 a month child support payment!

Doesn’t that seem excessive?

The former couple have a 13-year-old daughter and were married for 12 years. After their divorce Melanie was pretty much awarded half of all the couple’s bank accounts and half of what Johnny made in the crappy film, Dukes of Hazzard, which he landed $5 million for.

But apparently that wasn’t enough. And it’s not like she has their daughter full-time. They have joint custody. So I am going to assume much of this “child support” is actually for mommy.

Changing the subject a little, did you know that Knoxville’s real name is Philip John Clapp? Oh, there are SO MANY jokes he could make of that one! No wonder he goes by a different name!

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Jon and Kate are taking a break. Yes, I am aware they are getting divorced, dumbass, but now that their marriage is on the road to ruin, TLC wants to make sure they can still save the show.

Just one day after their announcement that they were ending their marriage, TLC made a big announcement of their own, putting JON & KATE PLUS 8 on hiatus. Following a retrospective on their first 10 years of matrimony, which airs June 29, the show will go on hiatus until August 3.

Hmmm… how long does it take to restrategize, retool, and revamp a show to make sure that the idiots who actually watch this stuff will tune back in, desperately clinging to some hope that these two people who clearly hate each other will be able to work it out? What do you know? Until about August 3. Wow, that’s some coincidence.

It’s bad enough The Kidd has actually had to cover not one, BUT TWO stories concerning this dynamic duo, but do I really need to be asked by people which side I am taking: Team Jon or Team Kate? Because, if so, then my choice is Team Fiery Car Accident. Too harsh…? Ha… I think not harsh enough.

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Jon & Kate took to the TLC airwaves on Monday to finally make their major announcement – they are getting a divorce. The couple filed the proper paperwork with the state of Pennsylvania in order to get the ball rolling on these proceedings.

So that was it…? That was their HUGE announcement…? Something everyone already knew for weeks in advance, as they just waited for the inevitable to finally occur…? That’s not a major announcement. A major announcement is them seeking to get the marriage annuled and attempting to put all 8 kids back into Kate’s vagina, so they could pretend none of this ever happened. Now THAT’s what I call an announcement. I also call it groundbreaking medical science, but for now, we’ll just stick with announcement.

Morgan Freeman may be having an affair with his 25-year-old granddaughter, E’Dena Hines.

Freeman, 72, is in the midst of an ugly divorce with his wife of 25-years, Myrna Colley-Lee.

The couple raised E’Dena, who is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife, Jeanette Adair Bradshaw.

According to the source, a supposed family friend, Myrna confronted her husband about a bizarre incident that took place between he and his step-granddaughter.

The source dishes: “Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking and when they returned home Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse.”

They claim that Myrna confronted her husband about it but that he continued to see E’dena and even took her to major events such as “The Dark Knight” movie premiere.

Morgan’s publicist had no comment.

Do you think that there is any truth to this? I hope not! I love Freeman, he is one of my favorite actors. And crimony, he played Black God for crying in a bucket. It could be a crazy vicious smear campaign potted by his wife as well, so let’s let this one unfold before we say that Morgan Freeman is the new Woody Allen!

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Jon and Kate Plus 8…never seen it.

But this whole scandal is everywhere right now. If you hadn’t heard of these two before, you certainly have by now.

The seemingly perfect marriage between the two has been chronicled on the reality show, “Jon and Kate Plus 8″. The ‘plus 8′ meaning their eight children, of course.

Now, as we know, Jon has been putting it to a third grade teacher, and the couple’s bodyguard has been sticking it to Kate. Nice. All the while the children have been exploited on television as the parents get sex and cash out of the deal.The perfect little couple is not so perfect as it turns out.

The poor children, just like Octomom’s kids, are the ones who will suffer.

Now both parent is pointing fingers at the other one – when they are both 100% at fault here. A public mudslinging, which is being transcribed by the media so that when the children are old enough they have something to reference. Someone tell these two to STFU, drop the show and focus on their children and family.

Oh yeah, and Kate? Get a real haircut already. You look like a fricking turkey!

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, and her husband of four years, singer Peter Andre, have split!

Rumors about the two have been swirling around the couple for months. Their spokesperson confirmed the news. “Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.

The couple met after they both appeared on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! in 204. They were married in 2005 and have had two children together.

I think it was the drinking/partying  that drove Peter away from Katie! He has always said that he hates when she drinks and did blow and such. But Katie is a partygirl, and had recently been photographed drunk off her ass while visiting London without Peter. I think he had finally had enough of it.

I will go out on a limb and guess that the real Jordan will be back soon. More drugs, more work, more makeup…

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