[DailyMail]

Ouch. Talk about a slap in the face..

Yesterday while at the Chelsea Piers Gym with his mother and sister Lourdes, little Rocco Ritchie was spotted wearing a NY Yankees shirt. It’s kind of sad, because it’s not like he knows any better.

As you know, Madonna and NY Yankee, Alex Rodriguez, have been having an affair while the material girl was still married to Rocco’s father.

Whether or not the kids will be raised in London or New York remains to be seen.  There are rumors going both ways with stories of Madonna staying in London and others claiming she will raise the children in New York City.

I am pretty sure Madonna is going to be living in New York. C’mon, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out.

Kids, schmids…her soon-to-be-cheating asshole boyfriend lives there. Of course she’ll be residing there.

Madonna has never been one to exercise tact or modesty, so last night when she dissed her ex-husband publicly on stage, it came as no shock.

It was, however in bad taste.

On the heels of Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce announcement yesterday, the singer told a sold out crowd in Boston last night,

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

An obvious, vengeful stab at her soon to be ex-husband - and I am sure those who fight for the rights of the disabled took offense as well.

Madonna, shut. up. First of all, you only succeed in making yourself look like an ass when you publicly disrespect Guy like that. And secondly, what about your children? Please put them first and show some class. We all know you are famous and powerful, so you have nothing to prove.

Speaking of emotionally retarded, why don’t you ask Cynthia Rodriguez about that one, you sinewy piece of dancing jerky..

[DM]

After months of speculation that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are ending their eight year marriage, it seems all is finally coming to an end.

The couple had tried their best to put on happy faces and make public outings to ward off the rumors, but the truth is finally coming out. Not to say that they didn’t give it a shot, because reportedly they did.

Complicating the situation is that Madonna wants to wait until the end of her world tour to make it official.

It’s always business first with her, isn’t it?

Apparently Guy grew tired of it all and decided he wants out - now.

The couple’s fighting has gotten so bad that he can’t live with it any longer. The New York Post is reporting that one of the major problems in their marriage is in how they want to raise their children.

Madonna would like to raise them in the states, which daughter Lourdes is also in favor of since her father lives here. Guy, however, would like to raise the children out of the public eye and in his homeland of England. Another issue leading to the marriage’s demise is that Madge wants to adopt again, and Guy is not ready to do so.

Meanwhile, rumors of Madonna’s alleged relationship with Yankee baseball star Alex Rodriguez continue, with the couple being spotted out to dinner as recently as a couple weeks ago.

Alex Rodriguez is finally free to do whatever and whomever he’d like.

The NY Yankee settled his controversial divorce with wife Cynthia “peacefully” - meaning Cyn got what she deserved.  Besides his dick on a  platter..

A-Rod’s attorney released the following statement,

“Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings.  They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation. This was and remains a personal family matter for both of them.”

He added that the couple always had their children in their best interest.

Just days after being involved in a serious car accident with a lady friend, Morgan Freeman has confirmed that he and his wife are getting a divorce after 24 years of marriage.

Apparently the couple have been separated since December of last year, and the accident, or his female passenger, Demaris Meyer, were not the reason for the split.

Freeman and Meyer were headed to his home Sunday night when the actor’s car went off the road and rolled.  The two had to be removed from the vehicle by the jaws of life and were airlifted to a nearby hospital.

A judge has decided that Tricia Walsh-Smith, the bitter ex-wife of Shubert Organization head Philip Smith, went too far when she ranted publicly on YouTube about her and her estranged husband’s sex life.

She even went as far as to call his office - while being filmed - and told the secretary, “I don’t know if you know, but you know Philip and I never had sex - but he’s got Viagra and condoms and stuff here and porn movies. Just ask him what he wants me to do with them, would you?”

Now the cold hearted bitch has just 30 days to vacate their Park Avenue apartment.

Tricia, 52, has been awarded $750,000 in the divorce settlement, which is what she agreed to in the couple’s prenup.

Supreme Court Justice Harold Beeler said that Walsh-Smith was “cruel and inhuman” for taking their divorce to such a public forum.

“The posting of the defendant’s first YouTube video was a watershed event in this marriage, elevating what was still primarily a private dispute into a public spectacle,” the stated. “He has been publicly humiliated and embarrassed to an unprecedented extent.” He added that Tricia “has thrived on being in the public spotlight,” and that Smith “has suffered tremendously from this attention,” including “heart problems.”

“Had defendant not posted her videos on YouTube, a case could be made that her previous marital misconduct did not rise to the level of cruel and inhuman treatment, a claim that ironically she herself made on YouTube,” Beeler wrote.

So what did the scorned ex have to say about the judge’s decision? “I thought it sucked,” she said. “I’d be better off in Baghdad. President Bush is bringing democracy to Iraq. He should try bringing it to New York.”

Of course she says she will appeal - and will keep posting updates via YouTube.

“I’m a warrior. I’m not giving up,” she said. “I’m going to go down swinging.”

Smith, 76, just seemed happy it was over. “I’m terribly sorry it had to come to his, but I’m happy with the result,” he said.

Florence Henderson, 74, says her advice to former “Brady Bunch” son Christopher Knight fell upon deaf ears and she still feels the same way now that she did then.

That his marriage to Adrianne Curry will end in divorce.

“Christopher Knight is like my son and he was very involved with this person on The Surreal Life. He asked me to counsel them – I am a certified hypnotherapist – but I didn’t really want to do reality TV.”

Henderson says that she thinks that the couple’s VH1 reality show, My Fair Brady rushed the two into marriage far too quickly.

“They didn’t take my advice at all! And as you may have seen, they did get engaged and they did get married.”

She adds coyly, “Maybe I will counsel the divorce.”

You know what? I bet she’s right.

Sometimes I like Adrianne and sometimes I don’t. I like the laid-back Adrianne - and I love her locker room type humor. However, it’s her nagging at Christopher and manipulating him into getting what she wants that I find incredibly annoying.

I think these two think they love each other, but when it comes down to it, I’d bet he simply married for her body and she married him for the financial security and the father figure fantasy . .