Stardoll is at it again, this time with their current media darling dolls.
Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are a couple of the latest Stardolls. Ha! They kind of make a cute couple…don’t ya think? I wonder which one would be the bottom..
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I know, its shocking.
With as much as the bitch loves herself you would think she would be honored to have a sex doll made in her likeness. But apparently not.
“I turn down perverted things. Some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like: ‘They’ll sell for $50,000 each. It’ll be the real life you’. And I’m like, I really don’t want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!”
Let’s just say it did go into production..do you think it would come equipped with herpes and size twelve feet?
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Sources: HQCB/Entertainmentwise.com
Hilary is the latest Hollywood star to be made into a 12 inch plastic toy. Not the vibrating sort either. Heh. 
Meet the Hilary Barbie by Mattel.
Hilary has also been designing outfits for Barbie this past year.
The Hilary Duff and Barbie partnership began in 2004 and has blossomed from Hilary starring in ‘Fashion Fever’ TV commercials and appearing on Barbie.com.
Jamie Wood, Mattel’s vice president of Barbie marketing says that Hilary & Barbie are “great role models to girls and the perfect design duo. Not only are they two of the most stylish entertainers, actors and fashion designers, but they also show girls there are no limits to what they can do.”
(Left: Some of Hilary’s Barbie Designs)
Thanks to our friends at Heavy.com for sending this our way.
Gwen Stefani announced Tuesday that she has a limited edition series of dolls coming your way.
The series includes eight 10-inch dolls, and they are called the ‘Love. Angel. Music. Baby. Fashion Dolls’. The dolls are dressed in outfits from Stefani’s World Tour and sell for $24.95. “The Harajuku Girls and I wore such wicked costumes we had to share them with the world again,” says Gwen.
Remember as a little girl how we loved those wonderful head-on-a-platter styling heads?
We could do their makeup and hair and make them look pretty..even though they had no bodies. Then as we became teenagers we dyed their hair, gave them mohawks and threw them from tall buildings. Well, at least I did.
Here are some modern day ’styling heads’ that I think may have been inspired by celebrities. Here take a look for yourself..
The Star Jones head.
Complete with chest scar and bag of excess skin.
The Denise Richards head.
Comes with a knife so you can stab all of your friends in the back.
The Mischa Barton head.
This head is well equipped with tampons..you know, just in case you wear the ‘white pants’ on the ‘wrong day’!
Ahh..the Paris Hilton head.
Prescribed bottle of penicillin and lazy eye included.
The Janet Jackson head.
Complete with surprised eyes and inflatable cheeks.
And finally the Posh Spice head.
This head comes with a stick to shove up her ass.
Which Pussycat Doll does your daughter most resemble?
Is that how you are supposed to pick the right one to give her? The new Pussycat Dolls are manufactured by Hasbro, are marketed to 6-9 year olds and will be sold for about $15 each. Gee, your kid should only have to suck one schlong to be able to afford one of her own!
(TMZ)
