Sienna Miller is freaking out about the G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra action figure made in her likeness by toymaker, Hasbro.

Sienna, who plays the Baroness in the film, had previously been quite excited about the toy and was keen on telling everyone about it.

“I got measured in this pod so the doll is exactly to scale, every nook and cranny. They showed me my bald head before it was painted on and it was me! That was weird. I’ll have happy nieces and nephews at Christmas time. My Baroness doll is so flexible too. Her foot can even flex 360 degrees. Kids will be killing me though because I’m the baddie.”

Well now that the toy has been released and is in stores, she absolutely hates it, saying it looks nothing like her.

She ranted,

“My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. She looks sort of possessed!”

Here’s a photo of her character in the film… What’s your opinion? I think it looks just like her and that she should stop bitching. It’s the Baroness doll, not a Sienna Miller doll. Geeze. Ungrateful twat!

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You’ve got to hand it to some of these corporations out there. They have found a golden opportunity to take advantage of these sad and pathetic TWILIGHT fans who will spend all of their money on anything with the TWILIGHT name on it, no matter what it is (come on… how else do you explain people actually owning that movie on DVD, especially after seeing it in a theatre… it sucked BADLY).

Mattel is joining in on the fray, because they like money, and will soon begin selling TWILIGHT Barbie, with an Edward Cullen “Ken” doll and a Bella Swan “Barbie” doll leading the way. The Edward doll will feature a shimmering complexion and trademark gold eyes while the Bella doll will just be pale. Either way, these plastic figures are about as lifelike and charismatic as the actors who played these characters in the movies to begin with, so I guess you’ve got to hand it to Mattel for their accuracy. Now, if only they could make me fall asleep quickly much like the movie did, I wouldn’t need to drink all of that vodka late at night to help me fall asleep… just some of it.

Obviously Mattel was short-sighted in their vision for this new product line, but, since they don’t ship until November 27, let The Kidd offer up a bit of advice. Make the Edward doll vibrate. I mean, you just know this is the closest some of these TWILIGHT fans are going to come to getting laid, so you might as well help them out, since you know they are sticking that doll in places it shouldn’t be anyway. And, for you guys that are really into TWILIGHT… please be safe, and lube it up. No one wants to go to the emergency room with a doll stuck in their ass. Not like I would know or anything… I’ve just… I’ve heard things.

As for the Bella doll… well, no one’s buying that… at least no one that doesn’t have issues to begin with, in which case, the fact that they want to make two plastic dolls have doll sex is the least of our worries about them. But, it needs no special features or extra add-ons. It’s like anyone is going to try doing anything inappropriate with it, because if you have any desire to have sex with Kristen Stewart, well… there is nothing funnier I could possibly say than the fact that you actually want to have sex with Kristen Stewart.

By the way, Mattel, you know where to send the check for my services. Nice doing business with you again.

Supermodel Heidi Klum is getting her very own Barbie doll.  This September, Mattel will be releasing a series of Blonde Ambition Barbies, which will include one to look exactly like Klum if she was only about 12 inches tall and made of plastic. The Blonde Ambition Collection is a series that celebrates iconic blondes in fashion and entertainment.

At least this should make things a little bit easier to clean up than trying to wash off those magazine pages.

Nevermind. I forgot. It isn’t worth going back to the Dream House, in the pink Corvette, to try to get into Heidi Klum Barbie’s pants, when there’s nothing in those pants I can actually get into. Son of a…!!!

No, I don’t play with dolls in that way. That would be gross. Now, action figures on the other hand… I hope you’re ready for a wonderful evening, Optimus Prime.

You knew it would come to this.

Introducing the Barack Obama action figure…straight from Japan.

The President is poseable and comes with a handful of accessories like extra ties, a microphone and a variety of hands.

Make the President appear menacing with his mad ninja skillz – or really make him do something outlandish, like ‘The Bump’.

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Stardoll is at it again, this time with their current media darling dolls.

Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are a couple of the latest Stardolls. Ha! They kind of make a cute couple…don’t ya think? I wonder which one would be the bottom..

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I know, its shocking.

With as much as the bitch loves herself you would think she would be honored to have a sex doll made in her likeness. But apparently not.

“I turn down perverted things. Some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. They were like: ‘They’ll sell for $50,000 each. It’ll be the real life you’. And I’m like, I really don’t want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!”

Let’s just say it did go into production..do you think it would come equipped with herpes and size twelve feet?

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Hilary is the latest Hollywood star to be made into a 12 inch plastic toy. Not the vibrating sort either. Heh.

Meet the Hilary Barbie by Mattel.

Hilary has also been designing outfits for Barbie this past year.

The Hilary Duff and Barbie partnership began in 2004 and has blossomed from Hilary starring in ‘Fashion Fever’ TV commercials and appearing on Barbie.com.

Jamie Wood, Mattel’s vice president of Barbie marketing says that Hilary & Barbie are “great role models to girls and the perfect design duo. Not only are they two of the most stylish entertainers, actors and fashion designers, but they also show girls there are no limits to what they can do.”

(Left: Some of Hilary’s Barbie Designs)

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Thanks to our friends at Heavy.com for sending this our way.

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Gwen Stefani announced Tuesday that she has a limited edition series of dolls coming your way.

The series includes eight 10-inch dolls, and they are called the ‘Love. Angel. Music. Baby. Fashion Dolls’. The dolls are dressed in outfits from Stefani’s World Tour and sell for $24.95. “The Harajuku Girls and I wore such wicked costumes we had to share them with the world again,” says Gwen.

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