Alex Rodriguez Has Paintings of Himself Over His Bed
Alex Rodriguez is so vain that he actually has two paintings of himself hanging over his bed.
The paintings are kinda creepy sounding too. A-Roid is depicted as a “centaur”, which is a half-man, half-horse. Gawd, what I would give to see these! If I had photoshop I would make my own! Throw in a couple “bitch tits” and you’ve got a masterpiece. (Remember his teammates called him bitch tits after the steroids caused him to get man boobies?)
There are just SO many joke possibilities here. Horses ass, hung like a horse..
ANY kind of picture of yourself over your bed is a bit much. With A-Roid I’m not shocked in the least, though. The only thing that does surprise me is that the pictures aren’t on the ceiling. He’s probably got a mirror there though – and not to check out his lovers..
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