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Alex Rodriguez Has Paintings of Himself Over His Bed

Spicy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:01:07 +0000

Alex Rodriguez is so vain that he actually has two paintings of himself hanging over his bed.

The paintings are kinda creepy sounding too. A-Roid is depicted as a “centaur”, which is a half-man, half-horse. Gawd, what I would give to see these! If I had photoshop I would make my own! Throw in a couple “bitch tits” and you’ve got a masterpiece. (Remember his teammates called him bitch tits after the steroids caused him to get man boobies?)

There are just SO many joke possibilities here. Horses ass, hung like a horse..

ANY kind of picture of yourself over your bed is a bit much. With A-Roid I’m not shocked in the least, though. The only thing that does surprise me is that the pictures aren’t on the ceiling. He’s probably got a mirror there though – and not to check out his lovers..

[NYP]

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Kevin Connelly is Looking for an Orgy!

Spicy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:15:55 +0000

Kevin Connolly

Just a nice little piece of dirty gossip for you about Entourage’s Kevin Connolly.

We have heard a lot of creepy things about the Entourage cast, particularly that they are pigs when it comes to how they treat women.

(Remember model Irina Voronina saying Adrian Grenier and the rest of the cast sexually harrassed her and another Russian model while filming the show’s promo?)

Well, now there’s another slimy tale lurking about – this time about Kevin Connolly.

I have an exclusive (and extremely dependable) source who lives in Lafayette, LA. This just happens to be where the Disney film Secretariat is being filmed. Diane Lane, John Malkovich and, what do you know, Kevin Connolly all have roles in the film.

Well, while Kevin’s been in town, he’s been hooking up with a young, local hottie, according to our source, who works as a bartender. The source goes on to say that while in the bar recently, the girl he is sleeping with introduced Kevin to a group of her friends. And in true Entourage fashion, he promptly asked them all if they’d like to have an orgy!

What a prick move! Little 5′ 5″ Connolly definitely is strutting his stuff around town like he is “the man”. Our bartender says he’s an ass and she doesn’t want to have anything to do with him or his ego.

Good for you, sister. But too bad your girlfriend is shallow enough to sleep with the dork only because he’s quasi-famous. Hopefully she’s smart enough to make him wear a jimmy. That peen has been around the block.

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Gerard Butler Loves Threesomes! [VIDEO]

Spicy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:58:37 +0000

Gerard Butler talks about ‘threesomes’!

One of the sexiest men in Hollywood is admitting that he has an appetite for threesomes.

During an appearance on MTV’s “It’s On with Alexa Chung,” he was asked point blank, “Have you had a threesome this year?”

The reaction on Gerard’s face makes it clear he’s probably just had one in his dressing room. He answers excitedly, without missing a beat, “The Butler did it!”

The seemingly prepubescent audience goes wild. Gerard grins, biting his lip and practically cupping his balls with his hands. He’s like a teenaged boy. He continues, “If you’d have asked me if I’d have had a twosome I would have said, ‘The Butler didn’t do it!’ ”

Chalk Gerard up as one of those celebs who are good looking – until they open their fat mouth.

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Kourtney Kardashian: High Maintenence Bitch?

Spicy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:57:13 +0000

Kourtney Kardashian recently spoke with Chaunce Hayden from Steppin’ Out magazine and was asked when the last time was that she lost her temper.

She replied by going off on a complete tangent about a Starbuck’s employee.

Chaunce Hayden: When was the last time you lost your temper?

Kourtney Kardashian: “I just got into a fight at Starbucks the other day. The girl behind the counter and I had a fight.

I ordered this extravagant drink and I like two honeys from the honey packets put inside my drink. And the girl was like, “You can do it yourself.” So I said back, “So when I order it and say, ‘with two honey packets’ you won’t do it yourself?” She said, “No, you have to do the honeys.” I yelled back, “No thanks! Every other person does it for me! Nobody ever says you have to do it yourself!”

I order the same thing every day. So I yelled, “No thanks, you can do the honeys! That’s why I told you to do it. Duhhh!”

Khloe was so embarrassed to be standing next to me. I said right in front of the girl, “Well it’s really rude to have an attitude this early in the morning before I’ve had my coffee!” When I left, it got worse. I normally get milk in the drink. But she didn’t mark down on the cup what else to do. So by the time I actually sipped my drink it was completely wrong. So I called Starbucks and complained about the girl. I vented, “I know you probably don’t care, but I need to vent to someone that the girl totally messed up my drink and I think it’s very rude.”

It just bothered me so much. If someone was working for me and wasn’t doing their job right I would want to know. Plus if you wait in line and pay $5.00 for your tea you want it to be right.”

Is she serious? She sounds like a total spoiled Hollywood brat. She damn near had a complete hissy fit. She might as well have stomped her feet on the ground and threw her fists in the air like a 2-year-old. Someone put on a diaper on the little twat, but put honey in it first..

[SO]

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Jane Fonda Uses a Wheelchair to Get Ahead in Line at LAX

Spicy — Thu, 28 May 2009 06:39:43 +0000

Jane Fonda, often the center of controversy, was recently spotted by a TMZ cameraman soon after landing at LAX.

But lo and behold, she was in a wheelchair.

Watch the video here.

When the photographer asked why Ms. Fonda was cruisin’ in a chair, her accomplice (who was rather funny, really) responded, “She’s fine, she’s great, she’s avoiding the traffic.”

Traffic meaning the line to get off the plane.

He then followed it up with, “Why not, she’s a celebrity. Why not?”

At the end of the video you see an elderly man in a wheelchair in line behind Fonda and her little pooch.

Why does this not surprise me. It seems Jane’s high horse is in the form of a wheelchair. Go figure.

[TMZ]

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Kristen Bell Not Impressed with Russell Brand

Spicy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:06:03 +0000

Kristen Bell admits that she was taken by Russell Brand after first meeting him, but her little crush turned sour after she got to know a bit more about him.

Bell and the British comedian worked together on the hit comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Kristen says she Googled Russell and discovered what a ladies man he was. She admits it turned her off immediately.

“I did a screen test with Russell before we shot Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I took one look at him and thought, He looks great. His trousers were tighter than mine and his jewelery was clanking all over the place, but he did his lines and just blew us all away. I had no idea who he was until I Googled him and saw what a little stinker he is with the ladies. He kept reminding us every 10 minutes of how famous he is in Britain by going, ‘It’s so weird not to be recognized here.”

She adds that Russell was anything but nice to her. He was a bit conceited and had an immediate dislike for her.

“He didn’t fancy me at all and in fact went out of his way to tell me how grotesque I was. And I certainly didn’t fancy him because he’s so high-maintenance – he took longer in make-up than I did.”

[WENN]

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A-Rod Does DETAILS Magazine [Photos]

Spicy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:05:24 +0000

Oh, there are so many things I have to say about this shoot Alex Rodriguez did for Details magazine!

First off, the photo of himself practically boning himself in the mirror is classic! No ego there!

Secondly, what’s wrong with this pic? Could it be that the top headline is a little ironic being as ‘Jesus’ Luz stole Madonna from A-Rod? Me loves it, of course…

Thirdly, the props in this shoot remind me of a coked out Lohan shoot for GQ a few years back. Remember the one where Lindsay was sprawled out, spread eagle on a mattress with mirrors and tabloids? Weird. The only thing I think of when I see mirrors and mattresses is a crackhouse.

Well, A-Rod has a similar shoot – mirrors and a very lucky mattress, who stars in all the shots. That mattress is getting more work than a lot of Americans right now. Speaking of, that mattress is fierce! Give him a raise!

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Madonna to Peers: Leave Me Alone!

Spicy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:55:09 +0000

It seems Madge is still the old cranky pants diva that she has always been.

Swedish pop star Robyn, who opens for Madonna in a few of her European shows, told a newspaper in her hometown that the reigning Queen of pop was cold as ice, even to her.

She said that Madonna insisted Robyn and her entourage weren’t allowed to have any interaction with the superstar whatsoever. Not even a “Thank you for this opportunity,” or a simple hello. Nothing.

Robyn went on to tell the paper that she was specifically told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures.”

She says she was shocked being as she is professional and also in the business. She added, “I hadn’t expected any glamor, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna. Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.”

Heh, nice! She has that right though. Known for being a trendsetter in the past, Madge’s ways are old and desperate in my opinion. She is trying too hard to be youthful, too hard to be cool..

[NYP]

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Yay, Vanilla Ice Doesn’t Matter Anymore

Spicy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:21:30 +0000

Thank gawd Vanilla Ice’s career went down the shitter as quickly as it did.

As you can imagine, he was an absolute nightmare to work with while on top of the charts, and I’m sure he still is, he just doesn’t have any clout anymore.

While opening for Vanilla back in 1991, Alanis Morissette, then a virtual nobody, says that she wasn’t even allowed to look him in the eye when in his presence.

She told Virgin Radio,

“I was instructed not to look him in the eye and that was my first experience of honoring someone’s privacy to the point where you look away when they come near you. I thought, ‘Wow, I didn’t think that actually existed!’”

Nowadays, the laughingstock of the rap industry begs for people to notice him. Funny how things change. Can you imagine what a fricking monster this guy would be if people actually paid attention to him?

Anyone remember Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice on “In Living Color”? I had to post it, because not only is that one of my favorite shows of all time, Jim did a great job of mocking Vanilla. A classic!

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Beyonce’s Sister is a Bitch

Spicy — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:43:46 +0000

I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks.

The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show.

Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister. So anyone interviewing her is not to mention her world famous sister, Beyonce, or her sister’s world famous boyfriend, Jay-Z. Fair enough.

But this is where it gets juicy..

Just minutes before her interview, the station ran a tease piece about the Vegas branch of Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing down. However, it was not live, and did not air before Solange’s interview as she had thought. So after the host introduced Solange, in a very professional manner I might add, the twat lost it.

Click to watch the bitch freak out.

Screw you, Beyonce’s sister.