Courtney Love was banned from a flight Monday after she was caught smoking in an airport.

Love was scheduled to fly from London to Los Angeles.

She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, like two hits, and they wouldn’t let me on the plane with my daughter. They made some big thing like I’m a f*cking terrorist or something. It was embarrassing.”

Yeah, it’s all their fault Courtney, you moron. Just because you are a rock star (hardly) doesn’t mean you can smoke in the f*cking airport. Get a grip bitch.

Besides, wasn’t Courtney was telling us last year about how her doctor forbid her to smoke after finding nodules on her throat?

Anyhow, Courtney was allowed to fly the following day and has not been banned for life as Naomi Campbell was earlier this week.

“I dislike Victoria Beckham. The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

- Joan Rivers is not a fan of Victoria Beckham.

Naomi Campbell’s sh*tty attitude managed to get her arrested yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London.

The ultra bitch went off on British Airways employees after she was told one of her bags would not make it onto the flight. Although she was assured that her bag would eventually make it back to her, the supermodel was inconsolable and went into a rage.

She was still screaming uncontrollably at staff as she boarded her flight. They grew sick of her sh*t and called police who then boarded the plane. The officers tried to dissolve the situation by calming Campbell, but she wasn’t having it and boy, I guess she really lost it.

She spit on an officer and then started pounding on him with her fists. The police finally got control of the situation and hauled the twat off the plane where she was promptly arrested and taken to a police station, still ranting and raving.

The flight ended up being over an hour and a half late as luggage belonging to Campbell and her entourage were removed from the plane.

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Nicollette Sheridan’s ex-boyfriend is anxious to reveal her uglier side in a new tell-all book.

Nicklas Soderblom, a Swedish personal trainer, says the couple broke up back in 2005 when Nicollette left him for Michael Bolton.

Soderblom wrote the book, Not a Desperate Houseman, with the help of journalist Bonnie Robinson. They are currently seeking a publisher.

Robinson says the book reveals all about the couple’s relationship and Sheridan’s spats with Desperate Housewives co-stars.

She went on to say that Soderblom is “a man who fell passionately in love with a self-centered celebrity” and that aging Nicollette was “a stressed out middle-aged woman in Hollywood who sees Desperate Housewives as her last big break.”

Robinson adds that Sheridan was nothing like her oversexed character on the hit show. She says that she was “barely interested in sex; except as a means of manipulation to get what she wants. In fact, she couldn’t be more opposite in real life than the sexy Edie Britt she portrays on Desperate Housewives.”

That doesn’t surprise me. She seems too self absorbed to be interested in sex. She probably has a bedroom full of mirrors just so she can bring herself to do it.

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Spencer Pratt is sure one loyal little bitch.

‘Max Megaphone’ has been out blabbing to everyone who will listen about how great of a singer his poseur girlfriend is. We all know differently, but that hasn’t stopped him from warning the likes of Madonna and Britney Spears about the threat coming their way. Heh.

Spencer told People magazine, “When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

This guy is so pu**y-whipped it’s sick!

Heidi is leading him around by his little hairless pee-pee or something. She has him brainwashed and I love it.

Kathleen Turner reflects on her glory days back in the 80s when she was truly A-list.

However, her life wasn’t as golden as you would think. Turner writes about her crazy life in Hollywood and spills the beans on many top celebrities in her new book, Send Yourself Roses.

She pulls no punches and even names names.

She mocks Nicholas Cage’s ‘fake teeth’, claims Anthony Perkins was a raging drug addict on set, and describes Burt Reynolds as being a chauvinistic pig. This is a long read, but most definitely a juicy one with sex, drugs and massive egos!

Delish! Enjoy..

On the first day of filming on my first-ever movie, the director had a little surprise for me.

We were going to start with a sex scene in which my co-star William Hurt and I were stark naked. I didn’t have that much sexual experience - and, at that stage, I hadn’t even met the film crew.

So, wearing just a bathrobe, I launched into introductions: “Hi, I’m Kathleen. You’re the camera operator? Oh, that’s wonderful. Oh, you’re the focus puller? Uh-huh. Props? Nice.”

Handshakes all round. Then Bill Hurt and I stripped naked in front of all these people we’d just met and started filming this graphic sex scene.

Afterwards, I felt terribly vulnerable and shaken.

When we made Body Heat in 1980, Bill and I knew that it would be ground-breaking in its realistic treatment of sexuality. In fact, the first time I read it, I thought it might even be dismissed as sensationalist.

The most famous scene is when Bill smashes his way through the window of a house and grabs my character, Matty, with a sense of longing so fierce it’s shocking. As I recall, we went right down on the floor there in the hallway.

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Fabio is still reeling after his altercation with George Clooney last November.

Both Clooney and Fabio were dining at Madeo when Fabio says a female friend told him Clooney called her ‘a fat cow’.

Fabio claims Clooney “was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him”.

He says he approached Clooney and tried to smooth things out. “I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place…I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant.”

Fabio tells Details he wishes he would have clobbered Clooney that night. “I could have f**ked him up. Oh my god, I could have beaten the sh*t out of him. I am still so pissed at him.”

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