Britney Spears‘ father, Jamie Spears, has reportedly reached out to ex-flame Justin Timberlake for help with his daughter’s mental issues.

According to Life & Style magazine, Britney’s dad is planning a low key summer barbecue where Britney and Justin can talk and…probably feel a little awkward.

A source said, “Jamie reached out to Justin and asked if he’d be willing to come over to Britney’s house to talk to her face-to-face, and Justin said yes. Jamie’s hoping that by finally seeing him, she’ll be able to get some real closure, some resolution. He thinks that might be a huge help to her.”

Can someone explain to me how this is supposed to help her? Geeze, poor JT, he can’t get away from this crazy family! He’ll never live down the fact that he was Britney Spears’ first boyfriend, and it seems like her family will never let him forget it either! Move ON bitches! Leave the guy alone!

Like getting together and talking with Justin will make Britney feel better. It will probably make her feel even worse! He actually has a career, a love interest and a LIFE! Everything she is lacking. Brilliant thinking Dad!

These photographs were taken of Heather Mills in a 1999 kinky photo shoot where she bared it all, with and without her prosthetic leg.

The photos were taken before Heather and Paul McCartney hooked up and she reportedly didn’t want them to ever be seen publicly. But you know, that’s what all the bitches say. Someone ’stole’ their sex tape or it ‘leaked’. Whatever.

Anyhow these pics of Heather give a little insight as to what a freaky chick she is, and how much self respect she actually has, which isn’t much.

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Nicollette Sheridan’s ex-boyfriend is anxious to reveal her uglier side in a new tell-all book.

Nicklas Soderblom, a Swedish personal trainer, says the couple broke up back in 2005 when Nicollette left him for Michael Bolton.

Soderblom wrote the book, Not a Desperate Houseman, with the help of journalist Bonnie Robinson. They are currently seeking a publisher.

Robinson says the book reveals all about the couple’s relationship and Sheridan’s spats with Desperate Housewives co-stars.

She went on to say that Soderblom is “a man who fell passionately in love with a self-centered celebrity” and that aging Nicollette was “a stressed out middle-aged woman in Hollywood who sees Desperate Housewives as her last big break.”

Robinson adds that Sheridan was nothing like her oversexed character on the hit show. She says that she was “barely interested in sex; except as a means of manipulation to get what she wants. In fact, she couldn’t be more opposite in real life than the sexy Edie Britt she portrays on Desperate Housewives.”

That doesn’t surprise me. She seems too self absorbed to be interested in sex. She probably has a bedroom full of mirrors just so she can bring herself to do it.

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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s short lived marriage was annulled on the grounds of fraud Monday.

Both parties had filed papers seeking an annulment and both cited ‘fraud’ as the reason. Neither one has disclosed the specifics, which has left everyone guessing as to what the deception was. The couple were married in October and split by December.

So Pam’s been hanging out with ex-hubby Tommy again. That’s what she always does, runs back to Tommy and they probably pork the hep out of each other. Heh.

Anyhow, it’s only a matter of time before Pammy falls madly in ‘love’ again. I mean, it’s only Tuesday..

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As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.

What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.

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Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.

Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.

He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him.  Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago.  Heh.

Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.

Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.

If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.

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Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

Set for life, baby.

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John Mayer is quite the ladies man and can be linked to a handful of Hollywood hotties.

So when he posted what seemed to be an open letter to one of his exes on his blog everyone wondered, who could he be referring to?

Here is the letter,

Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.

I hope this is enough closure for you.

Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

Hmmm…I know John is a big prankster, and that last line is hilarious. It completely contradicts what the letter says. So I’m not sure if he’s just trying to stir something up in the media (which he is good at doing) or this letter really is intended for one of his exes.

For now, let’s pretend it is aimed at one of his past lovers. Who would it be? I’m thinking the obvious choice here is Jessica Simpson, no doubt. We all know how desperate she has been with men lately. And even though she is hooked up with Tony Romo, I have a hunch she had it bad for Mayer. Weren’t there rumors not too long ago about her calling him constantly and being real needy?

Other women in question are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly.

What do you think?

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