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Monday, March 17th, 2008Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.
Set for life, baby.
Wow. Heather Mills was awarded $48 million in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.
Set for life, baby.
John Mayer is quite the ladies man and can be linked to a handful of Hollywood hotties.
So when he posted what seemed to be an open letter to one of his exes on his blog everyone wondered, who could he be referring to?
Here is the letter,
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.
Hmmm…I know John is a big prankster, and that last line is hilarious. It completely contradicts what the letter says. So I’m not sure if he’s just trying to stir something up in the media (which he is good at doing) or this letter really is intended for one of his exes.
For now, let’s pretend it is aimed at one of his past lovers. Who would it be? I’m thinking the obvious choice here is Jessica Simpson, no doubt. We all know how desperate she has been with men lately. And even though she is hooked up with Tony Romo, I have a hunch she had it bad for Mayer. Weren’t there rumors not too long ago about her calling him constantly and being real needy?
Other women in question are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly.
What do you think?

Linda Bollea wants her estranged husband, Hulk Hogan, to stop talking about their divorce with their son and she’s attempting to get a court order to prevent him from doing so.
Linda alleges that the Hulkster is using Nick, 17, as a go-between, delivering messages from his father to his mother. In court papers she states Nick has become “withdrawn and conflicted” due to this.
She adds that she doesn’t want to sell their Florida home, but that Hulk has told his son that the outcome of Nick’s reckless driving trial may have a negative outcome if they don’t. Way to mindf*ck your kid, right?
Oh, this family just fell apart, didn’t they?! It’s funny because they always portrayed just the absolute perfect family on their reality show, ‘Hogan Knows Best’. The name of the show is the best. Heh.
I think everything really went downhill after Nick’s accident. I have a hunch that Linda may actually blame Hulk for it. Or maybe has a problem with the way Hulk handled it afterwards. Something’s fishy there. I have always felt as though Hulk has known more about the crash than he led on. I know he’s into fast cars too, and he bought Nick the car. Nick got all those speeding tickets, and his dad never kicked him in the ass like he deserved. Seriously. I mean he knew Nick was racing all over hell and just paid the fines and shrugged his shoulders. Then he paid for more modifications for Nick’s car and shit. You see what I’m saying?
So that’s how I think it all started. I’m not saying I know for sure, but I’m just sayin’…

Joumana Kidd, former wife of basketball legend Jason Kidd, is known for being a total pain in the ass diva.
She’s even been dubbed “Hurricane Joumana” by the media.
Many believe she falsely accused her husband of abuse and of having extra-marital affairs to cover the wicked person she was behind closed doors. Jason claimed she was psychotic, jealous and prone to public outbursts. Proving the point, she publicly ridiculed him throughout one of his games shortly before the couple split.
She obviously likes attention because she has demanded it in the papers with her wild antics and claims.
The Heyman Hustle’s Paul Heyman thought it would be fun to ‘hustle’ the infamous ex on camera and see if she really is the cougar she appears to be. The best part is that he pulls no punches when he asks the divorcee things that most people couldn’t get away with.
Joumana eats up the attention Paul gives her - she is on camera, you know.
Paul gets Joumana to loosen up a little for the cameras and even dance on a table with Miss Swedish Vodka Lina Axmacher who is a spitting image of a young Anna Nicole Smith. (Guys: The video is worth watching just for her alone.)
Check out the video HERE.

The folks over at Hollywood.tv posted this video of the paparazzi following Pamela Anderson’s ex Rick Salomon as he heads to his car after leaving Club Villa in WeHo.
This clip is f*cking hysterical! The paps throw outrageous questions at Rick, who sometimes comments and sometimes laughs them off. “Was it the drug use or the herpes?” yells one. “Did you try making another sex tape without the woman’s consent?” yells another.
One photographer gets his ass kicked by a tree that he runs into while filming Rick. You hear someone say, “He needs an ambulance.” But he is quickly forgotten and the pack moves on after one guy yells, “Rick Salomon for President!”
Entertainment at it’s best.

“The priest we tapped to perform the ceremony gave us questionnaires so he could get to know us better. We filled out the forms at home…we each held a little vial of coke.”
- Valerie Bertinelli in an interview on this morning’s ‘Today’ show, saying that her 26-year marriage to Eddie Van Halen involved a lot of cocaine.

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