Ugh. Love her or hate her you HAVE to kinda feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

Ok, maybe not yet, but after hearing this audio tape you might.

This is really messed up. Lindsay’s dad Michael supposedly “released” this audio clip in the hopes that it will prove that he is right about Lindsay being close to losing her mind. Of course both Lindsay and her equally looney mother Dina both deny that Lindsay is cracking, or that she has a drug problem for that matter.

So Michael figured, “What the hell, I’ll just release an audio tape of my daughter totally funked up, sobbing and desperately a mess, and well, that should get people to believe my side of things!” Good job, Michael, I think you succeeded. You moron. But in the process you have managed to damage your daughter even further by airing her dirty laundry and making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, can’t they all just shut the hell up and support one another? No, because they profit off of their public tiffs and tantrums – and it gets them press. They are all as bad as the other. They just use each other like a bunch of leeches . . . and all their bellies are plumb full of blood.

The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty: Stars Michael Jackson’s children

An upcoming A&E reality show based on the Jackson family will also star the children of the late Michael Jackson.

Some family members, including oldest Jackson daughter, Rebbie, are not happy about the decision to include the children, Prince, 12, Paris, 11, and “Blanket”, 7.

Rebbie has refused to take part in the reality series and one source quotes her as saying that Michael would spin in his grave if he knew the children were participating in such a show. She’s probably right, too. Michael did have the kids wear masks, blankets and veils while in the public. It’s doubtful he would have thrust them into the limelight. Looks like we know who the sane Jackson is. Kudos to Rebbie for sticking to her guns.

Meanwhile, Janet and her passive mother are confirmed to be taking part in the series, as well as 23 other Jacksons, according to executive producer Jodi Gomes. “They’ve done a great job opening up about losing a brother,” she says.

Yeah, they lost a brother, so shouldn’t they be grieving? I don’t know, I just think it’s weird that they are already hopping on the reality show meat wagon. Why? I mean, sheesh, Michael’s body is barely cold. It just doesn’t settle well with me.

The show is slated to hit airwaves in December. Will you be watching?

UPDATE: Katherine Jackson, Michael’s mother, says the children will NOT be a part of the show. Katherine told TMZ that Michael wouldn’t have wanted it, so it won’t be happening. Let’s hope it is true!

MacKenzie Phillips’ siblings Bijou Phillips and Chynna Phillips have come forward regarding their sister’s sexual relationship with their father, John Phillips of the Mamas and Papas.

Both siblings stand by their sister and say they have known about the incest for a long time. But her stepmother, Michelle Phillips, also of the Mamas and Papas, says MacKenzie’s claims are untrue.

Michelle spoke with the Hollywood Reporter about the day MacKenzie told her she had consensual sexual relations with her father. She said, “She told me, then she called me back and said, ‘You know I’m joking.’ I said it wasn’t funny. Mackenzie said, ‘I guess we have different senses of humor.’”

She continued, discrediting MacKenzie and even taking a stab at Oprah.

“I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.”

Then she went on to say how Mackenzie’s past should speak for itself.

“Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed. Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.”

Harsh words. But Michelle’s daughter Chynna has since explained why her mother responded the way she did. She says she is angry at the publicity.

“It’s not something that my mom wants plastered all over the papers. Am I exceedingly joyful that my family secret that I told maybe my therapist, my husband and my very best friend in the whole word [is now public]? No.”

But she is still standing by her sister. She does admit that the news was like a punch to the stomach when she first found out, 12 years ago. “I was completely stunned. I walked around in a comatose state for about 10 days.”

Bijou Phillips, MacKenzie’s youngest sister, is also standing by her sister but is devastated by the publicity it has gotten. She released the following statement:

“When I was 13, Mackenzie told me that she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3, I didn’t know what to believe and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn’t happen …. I understand Mackenzie’s need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it’s devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn’t here to defend himself.”

MacKenzie Phillips’ Oprah interview is set to air today and we have learned what her shocking secret is.

She slept with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas.

MacKenzie says that in 1979, the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, she blacked out on drugs and awoke to her father having sex with her.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it. I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed. My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it.”

This was not your normal case of incest, the sexual relationship became consensual by 1980. That same year MacKenzie was fired from One Day at a Time and she and her father attended rehab together, which I believe was in vain because Mac has been in and out of rehabs up until recently.

In my last post about MacKenzie I mentioned that, if you recall, she tried smuggling cocaine and heroin through the airport last year and was caught. She eventually thanked authorities for catching her with the drugs, saying they saved her life. She claimed to have been clean since 1992 – which I have a hard time believing that the ONE time she decided to use was that particular day. I’m sure she had been using up until that point, we just don’t know for how long. The thanking authorities bit seemed like an act for the public.

Talk about a messed up relationship. I feel dirty just writing about it. I am having a real hard time with the consensual part! I can’t imagine being messed up on drugs so badly that having sex with your daughter/father seems OK. No wonder she is such a mess.

I don’t think the story is as shocking as the fact that MacKenzie is willing to talk about it publicly. That has to be hard, making yourself so vulnerable and open.

I still don’t trust her. Not that I doubt her story, again, just her motives.  And is she really clean these days? I find that hard to believe. She seems like a “lifer” to me. Broken beyond repair.

Watch MacKenzie’s interview with Oprah, today at 4PM.

SEE A PREVIEW HERE

Three generations of the Spears family enjoy some quality time together by the pool.

Parents Lynne and Jamie Spears hung out with daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, who is almost 4, Jayden James, who is almost 3, and Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie Briann, 1.

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Congratulations are in order for Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, who are now the parents of twin girls. Their surrogate mother gave birth earlier today to their new children, now bringing their total to 3 kids overall.

Good for you, Matthew Broderick, as I’m sure these two new children will be a constant reminder to you of how it all went so wrong so quickly for you. It’s a shame that a guy as cool as Ferris Bueller is locked down to a woman who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. The Kidd is certainly no doctor, but I’m pretty sure the reason a surrogate had to carry their new children was because Ferris just couldn’t look at Sarah Jessica Parker long enough to have sex in order to create some new babies. If you had to bang SJP, you’d have a hard time, too. I’m sure they tried blindfolds and paper bags and whatever other tricks they could pull out of the having-sex-with-an-ugly-girl bag, but, in the end, it’s still Sarah Jessica Parker, and that is a tall obstacle to overcome.

At this point in time, I’m pretty sure Matthew Broderick would rather be nailing Ben Stein or that dude who played Cameron over the ugly one from SEX AND THE CITY. Just think… it could have all been a little bit different had he just stayed in school that one extra day… or had he not made INSPECTOR GADGET.

But he did, so good luck in the future. Have fun living with what could have been as opposed to what it’s really like now.

Bueller…? Bueller…? Damn. I pushed him too far, didn’t I?

Matthew McConaughey is having another baby. Well, he’s not, but his girlfriend is, and… well, if you don’t understand how the whole thing works, maybe we need to sit down and talk.

McConaughey took to his official website this weekend to announce the news of a 2nd child with his girlfriend Camila Alves:

Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.

What’re the odds that the kid comes out of the womb riding a surfboard while playing the bongos naked and smoking some weed with no desire at all to wear deodorant in the future? I’ve got it at around 2 to 1. Place your bets.

Like father, like son… hopefully without the painful experiences of SAHARA and TWO FOR THE MONEY though.

[MatthewMcConaughey.com]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden arrive with daughter Harlow at Miami International Airport after a long flight from LAX.

The trio arrived amid a sea of fans and photographers and headed directly to their vehicle. Nicole is scheduled to appear on “Live with Regis and Kelly,” which the duo is currently hosting in Miami. Miami, FL.

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Tell me, PLEASE, whose mother comes over to their house at 2:30 AM on a Friday night unless it is a dire emergency!?

Lindsay Lohan’s mother, that’s who!

Dina Lohan arrived at her daughter’s rental home after closing time looking like a coke zombie! The clenched jaw and fists give it away. But oh my gawd, did you LOOK at her hands? Her hands look much older than her 46 years!

So why do you think she was headed to Lindsay’s house at 2:30 AM? Was she bringing party favors?

I promise you, whatever the reason, it wasn’t something she SHOULD be doing!

[Photos: PacificCoastNews.com]