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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Releases Frantic Phone Calls

Spicy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:31:44 +0000

Ugh. Love her or hate her you HAVE to kinda feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

Ok, maybe not yet, but after hearing this audio tape you might.

This is really messed up. Lindsay’s dad Michael supposedly “released” this audio clip in the hopes that it will prove that he is right about Lindsay being close to losing her mind. Of course both Lindsay and her equally looney mother Dina both deny that Lindsay is cracking, or that she has a drug problem for that matter.

So Michael figured, “What the hell, I’ll just release an audio tape of my daughter totally funked up, sobbing and desperately a mess, and well, that should get people to believe my side of things!” Good job, Michael, I think you succeeded. You moron. But in the process you have managed to damage your daughter even further by airing her dirty laundry and making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, can’t they all just shut the hell up and support one another? No, because they profit off of their public tiffs and tantrums – and it gets them press. They are all as bad as the other. They just use each other like a bunch of leeches . . . and all their bellies are plumb full of blood.

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Michael Jackson’s Children to Star in A&E Reality Show

Spicy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:06:13 +0000

The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty: Stars Michael Jackson’s children

An upcoming A&E reality show based on the Jackson family will also star the children of the late Michael Jackson.

Some family members, including oldest Jackson daughter, Rebbie, are not happy about the decision to include the children, Prince, 12, Paris, 11, and “Blanket”, 7.

Rebbie has refused to take part in the reality series and one source quotes her as saying that Michael would spin in his grave if he knew the children were participating in such a show. She’s probably right, too. Michael did have the kids wear masks, blankets and veils while in the public. It’s doubtful he would have thrust them into the limelight. Looks like we know who the sane Jackson is. Kudos to Rebbie for sticking to her guns.

Meanwhile, Janet and her passive mother are confirmed to be taking part in the series, as well as 23 other Jacksons, according to executive producer Jodi Gomes. “They’ve done a great job opening up about losing a brother,” she says.

Yeah, they lost a brother, so shouldn’t they be grieving? I don’t know, I just think it’s weird that they are already hopping on the reality show meat wagon. Why? I mean, sheesh, Michael’s body is barely cold. It just doesn’t settle well with me.

The show is slated to hit airwaves in December. Will you be watching?

UPDATE: Katherine Jackson, Michael’s mother, says the children will NOT be a part of the show. Katherine told TMZ that Michael wouldn’t have wanted it, so it won’t be happening. Let’s hope it is true!

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Bijou, Chynna Phillips Stand By MacKenzie, But Aren’t Happy With The Publicity

Spicy — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:39:20 +0000

MacKenzie Phillips’ siblings Bijou Phillips and Chynna Phillips have come forward regarding their sister’s sexual relationship with their father, John Phillips of the Mamas and Papas.

Both siblings stand by their sister and say they have known about the incest for a long time. But her stepmother, Michelle Phillips, also of the Mamas and Papas, says MacKenzie’s claims are untrue.

Michelle spoke with the Hollywood Reporter about the day MacKenzie told her she had consensual sexual relations with her father. She said, “She told me, then she called me back and said, ‘You know I’m joking.’ I said it wasn’t funny. Mackenzie said, ‘I guess we have different senses of humor.’”

She continued, discrediting MacKenzie and even taking a stab at Oprah.

“I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.”

Then she went on to say how Mackenzie’s past should speak for itself.

“Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed. Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.”

Harsh words. But Michelle’s daughter Chynna has since explained why her mother responded the way she did. She says she is angry at the publicity.

“It’s not something that my mom wants plastered all over the papers. Am I exceedingly joyful that my family secret that I told maybe my therapist, my husband and my very best friend in the whole word [is now public]? No.”

But she is still standing by her sister. She does admit that the news was like a punch to the stomach when she first found out, 12 years ago. “I was completely stunned. I walked around in a comatose state for about 10 days.”

Bijou Phillips, MacKenzie’s youngest sister, is also standing by her sister but is devastated by the publicity it has gotten. She released the following statement:

“When I was 13, Mackenzie told me that she had a consensual sexual relationship with our father. This news was confusing and scary, as I lived alone with my father since I was 3, I didn’t know what to believe and it didn’t help that shortly there after Mackenzie told me it didn’t happen …. I understand Mackenzie’s need to come clean with a history she feels will help others, but it’s devastating to have the world watch as we try and mend broken fences, especially when the man in question isn’t here to defend himself.”

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MacKenzie Phillips to Oprah: I Slept With My Dad, John Phillips

Spicy — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:03:17 +0000

MacKenzie Phillips’ Oprah interview is set to air today and we have learned what her shocking secret is.

She slept with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas.

MacKenzie says that in 1979, the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, she blacked out on drugs and awoke to her father having sex with her.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it. I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed. My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it.”

This was not your normal case of incest, the sexual relationship became consensual by 1980. That same year MacKenzie was fired from One Day at a Time and she and her father attended rehab together, which I believe was in vain because Mac has been in and out of rehabs up until recently.

In my last post about MacKenzie I mentioned that, if you recall, she tried smuggling cocaine and heroin through the airport last year and was caught. She eventually thanked authorities for catching her with the drugs, saying they saved her life. She claimed to have been clean since 1992 – which I have a hard time believing that the ONE time she decided to use was that particular day. I’m sure she had been using up until that point, we just don’t know for how long. The thanking authorities bit seemed like an act for the public.

Talk about a messed up relationship. I feel dirty just writing about it. I am having a real hard time with the consensual part! I can’t imagine being messed up on drugs so badly that having sex with your daughter/father seems OK. No wonder she is such a mess.

I don’t think the story is as shocking as the fact that MacKenzie is willing to talk about it publicly. That has to be hard, making yourself so vulnerable and open.

I still don’t trust her. Not that I doubt her story, again, just her motives. And is she really clean these days? I find that hard to believe. She seems like a “lifer” to me. Broken beyond repair.

Watch MacKenzie’s interview with Oprah, today at 4PM.

SEE A PREVIEW HERE

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Britney Spears & Family in Miami

Spicy — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:41:15 +0000

Three generations of the Spears family enjoy some quality time together by the pool.

Parents Lynne and Jamie Spears hung out with daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, who is almost 4, Jayden James, who is almost 3, and Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie Briann, 1.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Ferris Bueller Gets Twins

Infamous Kidd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:05:22 +0000

Congratulations are in order for Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, who are now the parents of twin girls. Their surrogate mother gave birth earlier today to their new children, now bringing their total to 3 kids overall.

Good for you, Matthew Broderick, as I’m sure these two new children will be a constant reminder to you of how it all went so wrong so quickly for you. It’s a shame that a guy as cool as Ferris Bueller is locked down to a woman who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. The Kidd is certainly no doctor, but I’m pretty sure the reason a surrogate had to carry their new children was because Ferris just couldn’t look at Sarah Jessica Parker long enough to have sex in order to create some new babies. If you had to bang SJP, you’d have a hard time, too. I’m sure they tried blindfolds and paper bags and whatever other tricks they could pull out of the having-sex-with-an-ugly-girl bag, but, in the end, it’s still Sarah Jessica Parker, and that is a tall obstacle to overcome.

At this point in time, I’m pretty sure Matthew Broderick would rather be nailing Ben Stein or that dude who played Cameron over the ugly one from SEX AND THE CITY. Just think… it could have all been a little bit different had he just stayed in school that one extra day… or had he not made INSPECTOR GADGET.

But he did, so good luck in the future. Have fun living with what could have been as opposed to what it’s really like now.

Bueller…? Bueller…? Damn. I pushed him too far, didn’t I?

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Matthew McConaughey Is Having Another Kid

Infamous Kidd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:48:22 +0000

Matthew McConaughey is having another baby. Well, he’s not, but his girlfriend is, and… well, if you don’t understand how the whole thing works, maybe we need to sit down and talk.

McConaughey took to his official website this weekend to announce the news of a 2nd child with his girlfriend Camila Alves:

Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.

What’re the odds that the kid comes out of the womb riding a surfboard while playing the bongos naked and smoking some weed with no desire at all to wear deodorant in the future? I’ve got it at around 2 to 1. Place your bets.

Like father, like son… hopefully without the painful experiences of SAHARA and TWO FOR THE MONEY though.

[MatthewMcConaughey.com]

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Nicole, Joel and Harlow on the Go

Spicy — Tue, 05 May 2009 04:02:52 +0000

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden arrive with daughter Harlow at Miami International Airport after a long flight from LAX.

The trio arrived amid a sea of fans and photographers and headed directly to their vehicle. Nicole is scheduled to appear on “Live with Regis and Kelly,” which the duo is currently hosting in Miami. Miami, FL.

[MAVRIXONLINE.COM]

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It’s 2:30 AM, Do You Know Where Your Mother Is?

Spicy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:40:35 +0000

Tell me, PLEASE, whose mother comes over to their house at 2:30 AM on a Friday night unless it is a dire emergency!?

Lindsay Lohan’s mother, that’s who!

Dina Lohan arrived at her daughter’s rental home after closing time looking like a coke zombie! The clenched jaw and fists give it away. But oh my gawd, did you LOOK at her hands? Her hands look much older than her 46 years!

So why do you think she was headed to Lindsay’s house at 2:30 AM? Was she bringing party favors?

I promise you, whatever the reason, it wasn’t something she SHOULD be doing!

[Photos: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Candy Spelling Won’t Read Tori’s Books

Spicy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:36:11 +0000

Candy Spelling has never been one to get all warm and fuzzy about her daughter, Tori.

Especially now that the two will be competing on the bookshelves.

Tori’s new book, Mommywood was recently moved up to the same release date at her mother’s, Candyland, on April 14th.

Well, Candy wouldn’t hear of dueling release dates, so she had her book moved up to March 31st.

Tori’s camp is saying that they wanted the April 14th release date to be able to promote it for Mother’s Day and that it had nothing to do with her mother’s book date. However, Candy doesn’t seem to care the reason. Just as she has always done, she coldly pretends as though her daughter means nothing to her. It’s always a competition with her, and when she is losing, she quickly throws in the towel – but not before taking a stab at her daughter.

In an attempt to sound humane she says, “Tori is my daughter, and I love her. I wish her all the best with the publication of her new book.”

But then comes the icy stab.

“I never read her first one because my friends and family advised me against it. They said it would hurt my feelings, so I decided to pass. I won’t read her new one either.”

By the way, in case you missed my review of Tori’s sTORI Telling, it was really good! A must read, in fact. Especially if you love celeb gossip and know a bit about the family. Tori really is great at telling a story and her life is fascinating.

And yes, her mother really is the cold bitch you would expect. 110%.