Here’s a clip of Brooke Hogan on Good Morning America this morning, blabbing about her screwed up family and doing a little self-promotion for her new lame reality show - in which she tries to prove to the world that she’s not daddy’s girl anymore.

Check the video for the entire interview, but here’s basically what goes on:

The interviewer made me laugh my ass off when one of her opening statements to Brooke was, “And you’re only 20 years old..” HA! Yes, can you believe only 20?! Brooke replies with, “Yes, but I feel like I’m 40 though.”

Bitch looks 40! And doesn’t she look totally look like her mother here?

Then Brooke is asked about her family and their reality show, Hogan Knows Best. And what she has to say is sugar-coated bullshit.

“The thing that I like about Brooke Knows Best is that it kind of carries on the Hogan tradition of always having a good moral at the end of the story.”

Did I just hear a Hogan say the word, ‘moral’? Bitch, please.

Anyhow, you get the gist of it. Check it out.

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With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

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Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch confirmed reports that his daughter is suffering from emphysema.

She is reportedly in the early stages of the disease.

He said that if Amy doesn’t stop using drugs that she may end up in a wheelchair within a month and may have to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive. He added that if she doesn’t get clean she could die within months.

“To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her,” he said.

Mitch Winehouse wants Amy to stay away from Pete Doherty and has warned drug dealers to o the same.

“I’m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either . . The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn’t have been able to breathe.

“My family have been criticized for not doing enough for Amy. Some say we should put her in a room and throw away the key but that’s against the law. In our limited way, we are doing the best we can and we are being guided by the doctors and psychologists.

“There’s no need to cry yet. If, God forbid, doctors said they can’t help her, then that’s when we can have a good cry. But if she doesn’t go back to drugs then she can lead this magnificent life. With her husband Blake too, if he gets clean as well.”

“I’ve started to see my old Amy back. We’ll just have to see how great her resolution is.”

Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, whom the superstar had a falling out with years ago, is writing a tell-all book that is said to be quite venomous.

A source spoke with the New York Post, refusing to give specific details but did describe the book as, “extremely graphic and devastating.”

“He wrote it on the sly without telling Madonna. They want to put it out before her lawyers can get a hold of it.”

A friend of Madge’s said, “We’d heard rumors, but didn’t realize he’d actually written it. He was there through the crazy years and has many stories to tell, I’m sure. He’s seen it all. Oh, my.”

The New York Post describes the reason for the falling out between the two siblings:

“Ciccone - a gay decorator/chef once described by Rupert Everett in Everett’s biography as “a solid raft for Madonna in the shark-infested waters” - was ditched by his sister after she hooked up with her now husband Guy Ritchie, who Everett said was “uncomfortable around queens.”

See, Madonna isn’t as “gay friendly” as everyone would like to believe. One of my sources once dished that Madge attended a show put on by gays - I think it was in honor of her birthday or something - and she brought her then rapper boyfriend (who I have a hunch was Coolio, although I don’t know for sure). When an older drag queen went up and serenaded her, the rapper kicked him in the shins. With some big ass shoes on. The rapper did this repeatedly, as he performed, drawing blood through his thick tights. Madonna did nothing to stop it, and in fact, laughed throughout. My source spoke with the performer afterward and he was saddened but not shocked. He was just a sweet, fragile, older guy, who adored Madonna…and look where it got him.

She’s a cold, hard bitch in my opinion (sorry Lala!) and I can’t wait to hear the dirt!

Brooke Hogan recently spoke with E! channel’s Michael Yo (off-air) about her mother’s relationship with a boy man who is 29-years younger.

“I’m totally freaked out,” she admitted. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

The blond youngster whom Linda has sunk her meathooks into is Charley Hill, 19 - a former classmate of Brooke and Nick’s!

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us.”

Brooke also confessed that she is struggling to deal with all the scandal that has been tearing her family apart.

She said, “I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”

Ok, first off. The age. I’m not usually bothered too much by age differences, but it’s obvious that Linda is trying to jump start her stale sex-life or she is trying to prove something. Most likely both. She wants to prove that she still “has it” and is still a hot commodity. I highly doubt she actually has a connection with a 19-year old. I mean, c’mon, she’s pushing 50. It’s all about the dick, baby.

And doesn’t Gnarly Charley looks like a 19-year-old Hulkster!? Kinda creepy - although not quite as creepy as Hulk dating a chick that looks like his daughter’s twin I suppose!

[Below: Hulk talks to Larry King about Nick and God]