Dina Lohan has a new shoe line

Dina Lohan, the stage-mother from hell, is attempting to strike it rich with her own shoe line.

Shoe-Han.

No, I didn’t come up with that name, she did.

Lohan is holding a press conference at Trump Plaza in New York, Thursday, October 8th (tomorrow) to announce the new shoe line which will make it’s debut by Mother’s Day next year. She has also been crowned the National Spokesmodel for LoveMyShoes.com.

I love this line from the press release:

Other celebrities that have sold millions of shoes include: Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, Star Jones, Carlos Santana and more.

Ok, but those ARE celebrities! Dina, a celebrity? Hardly. No one can stand her let alone wear anything with her name on it.

Break a leg, Dina. Seriously.

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Kanye West’s new campaign for his line of Louis Vuitton sneakers includes new girlfriend Amber Rose.

Rose, a model formerly linked with a gay girlfriend, posed nude for the photo shoot, resting her head gently on her man’s lap.

While I’ll admit that Amber Rose is indeed striking, I can’t help but think she left her long term lesbian relationship and chose Kanye to further her own career and to gain fame..

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David Arquette and Ben Harper talk Propr

Actor David Arquette and singer Ben Harper have teamed up to create their own fashion line.

Unlike many celebrity fashion lines, PROPR is one that is sure to be successful.

Comfortable, hip and classic, this line is suprisingly fresh and stylish. I have to admit it’s a little surprising that these two, who, let’s get real, aren’t exactly metrosexual fashionistas, concocted such a fabulous line.

Be looking for PROPR’s full website launch coming soon.

http://www.proprclothing.com/

Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan, modeling part of her new equestrian clothing line in London on March 23rd.

I’d probably make a donkey show joke or something, but it just doesn’t seem appropriatebeing as their are kids in the photo shoot. But honestly, the whole things kinda creeps me out..

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Nicole Richie has been working with Mouawad to create a unique, affordable jewelry line inspired by the 60s & 70s era and it’s about to make it’s debut.

The collection is said to target teenage girls to women in their 30s who admire the fashion plate’s style.

Prices range from $30 to $150.

The pieces are made from fabric, leather, silk strings, chains, rivets, feathers and gold plated metals.

The collection hits Kitson stores in November & on ShopKitson.com.

When you’re Jessica Simpson you can’t depend on your singing career to keep you afloat.

You must supplement it by designing handbags, shoes, sunglasses, swimwear, and now  . . underwear.

Jessica Simpson’s Intimates will be a collection of bras, panties, pajamas, and panty line-free shapewear that will hit stores next Spring.

Jessica tells WWD, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

WTF?

This is an advertisement for Beyonce and her mother’s new clothing line for children called The Dereon Girls Collection. High heels? Boas and cropped jackets? This is a terrible ad, and totally creepy!  Playing dress-up is one thing, but this is simply not appropriate!

Pedophiles love this sh*t.  It makes me sad for the kids who modeled for this ad.

Miley Cyrus and Vanity Fair have nothing on Beyonce and The Dereon Girls!

Elizabeth Hurley, 42, proves she still has what it takes to model bikinis in these smoking hot photos of her modeling her swim wear line designed for Mango.

Although Hurley has sworn off wearing bikinis in the past she admits, “shooting bikinis is now my life”.

“I can’t think of anything worse in the world than another bikini shoot – and I’ve got two next month. It’s unbearable and I bring it all on myself. I’ve got nobody else to blame.”

These days she requests kind photographers and a little airbrushing to help with those problems spots. She says, “I like a certain amount of retouching like anybody.”

Well, you have to hand it to her, airbrushed or not, she’s looking fabulous in this new shoot.

Aging sexpot Pamela Anderson recently revealed she is going to create her own line of racy under garments.

She says, “I am going to sit back and create a line of lingerie and body products, products that are really sexy and things that I love to wear and my friends love to wear. I also want to do a show about creating those things.”

Yeah well, we all know how her hat designing went. Remember the 1999 MTV Music Awards? The colossal pink foo-foo lamp shade thing she wore was hideous. And the shoes she has designed? A hooker would cut a bitch for that sh*t. So I’m betting Pam won’t disappoint with the lingerie.

Heh.

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