It looks like there is trouble in paradise for these two douchebags.

Early this morning, like at the crack of dawn when the only people that are up are tweakers and geekers, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into quite a brawl at her home. The couple were screaming and yelling in her driveway, so loudly that a neighbor called the police saying that “drunk people were arguing”.

At one point Doug went to get in his car and leave and Paris cried and screamed, “Don’t go! Don’t go!” in her driveway. He ended up staying, but not before they took a couple push and shoves at each other. Then the police showed up.

Nothing much came of it. Cops talked with Paris and left soon after.

Maybe she tried to stick an uncooked noodle up his ass and he didn’t take to it too well. Totally random thought, I know, but remember when Denis Rodman decided to divorce Carmen Electra because she did that to him? Heh. Yeah there was no exciting, snarky way to end this lame story. SO I had to spice it up somehow!

Mmmm. Pasta for lunch, bitches.

Mike Tyson was arrested after punching a photographer at LAX on Wednesday.

The paparazzo was allegedly quite aggressive and was all up in Tyson’s face (like a moron) before getting punched. We hear he may even have egged Tyson on by hitting or pushing him.

The incident took place at a United Airlines ticket counter while Tyson was with his wife and 10-month old baby. Tyson claims he was protecting his child from the cameraman, and after losing a child back in May, I don’t think you can really blame him.

Tyson took one swing at the paparazzo and apparently it was effective. The cameraman dropped to the ground after the former heavyweight champ nailed him, and his forehead bled profusely from a cut. But hey, everyone knows that head wounds bleed like a bitch. Buck up, a**hole.

The cameraman was also arrested and both parties were booked on misdemeanor battery charges. Witnesses at the scene back up both stories.

I don’t know about you, but I think Mike had to have been provoked. And if that is the case, that cameraman had it coming! Some of those bastards are so slimy that they will pull a stunt like this just to get a shot, or a story, out of it.

Well have to wait and see how this one pans out, but I am definitely on Team Mike.

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Joe Francis attacks Jayde Nicole

The Joe Francis/ Jayde Nicole attack video has finally made it’s way to the net.

Now we know who is telling the truth – and it’s not Joe Francis. Surprise, surprise.

In the video you see Joe Francis walk in the general direction of Jayde, who was at the bar of the crowded club, Guys and Dolls. Once Joe gets within reaching distance of Jayde, she pushes him on the back of the head with one hand while spilling a drink down his back with the other.

Joe then spins around, sees Jayde trying to belly up to the bar to look like she didn’t do it, and viciously, and I mean viciously, grabs her hair and throws her to the ground. Immediately Brody Jenner, Jayde’s boyfriend, and friends go after Joe. The fight is quickly moved outside where Brody ends up being tasered by someone.

Francis has claimed he was “the victim” all along, at one point he said he “may have accidentally grabbed her hair.”

This is Joe telling his side: “Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all. I turned to see who that was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt.”

Lie, lie, lie, lie, liar! First of all, she didn’t throw the glass at him, you clearly see her put it back on the bar after dumping it. Secondly, There was no accidental anything about the way he grabbed her hair. That was a moment of rage.

Pretty much everyone in the situation is in the wrong. Yes, Jayde should never have done what she did, that was just plain stupid. She should know that Joe is hopped up on blow a lot and could have the tendency to snap at a moment’s notice.

But regardless of what she did, it was absolutely stunning to see a grown man react like that. Maybe a 6-year-old whose sister just spilled milk down his back, but a grown ass man? There’s no man here. Merely an immature little boy living in a man’s body.

Joe’s playboy days are gone. His kingdom is going to crash down on him harder than his comedowns after a 3-day long bender. He is destroying himself. And I say let him.

Frances Bean Cobain’s Ali Lohan Twitter Rant

Frances Bean Cobain took to her Twitter account to unleash a scathing rant about Ali Lohan and her sense of entitlement.

The post, which was far longer than Twitter’s 140 character max. (Francis used Twerbose.com to complete the thought), might have sounded better as a video rant being as Frances isn’t the greatest speller. But we’ll get to that later.

Frances, in so many words, she told Ali she was a talentless, scum sucking attention whore and that she will only achieve infamy, not fame.

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that’s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i’m sure, will steal your money whilst there.
Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don’t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don’t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don’t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

So, the question here is, what did Ali Lohan do to piss Frances off? There must have been something.

Although she isn’t exactly being a princess here, Frances isn’t saying anything untrue. I would say this letter could most certainly apply to any of the Lohans! They’re all a bunch of money hungry fame whores. A vast majority of Hollywood is, for that matter.

After her rant, Frances received a ton of comments criticizing her spelling errors – and her mother, Courtney Love. Frances has since deleted her account and probably won’t be doing that again anytime soon.

Personally, I think she should take up blogging. With spell check, of course.

Hugh Jackman outraged after a cell phone mishap

Hugh Jackman unleashed his fury on an audience member during a live performance after their cell phone started ringing.

It rang and Hugh immediately went out of character. Then it kept ringing. And ringing, and ringing. AND RINGING! Obviously the mortified idiot who left it on had no intentions of Hugh Jackman calling them out in front of an audience. Talk about humiliating.

Imagine sitting next to the person who had it in ther jacket or purse. Hearing it ring and worrying about people thinking it was you! I’d be livid too! I don’t think the person ever picked it up, I think it just stopped ringing and for the rest of that performance that person prayed like hell that it wouldn’t ring again.

Great video, btw. A must watch. No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Lindsay Lohan and on-again off-again lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson are fighting again.

This time it ended with Lohan being removed from a hotel in Manhattan.

It all went down last night when Sam and Linds had a fight at the Bowery Hotel. Lindsay went batsh*t crazy and threw a service tray into what she thought was Sam’s door to her room. But it ended up not being Samantha’s room..of course, heh. It was another guest’s room and they weren’t very thrilled that some orange skinned she-devil was fa-reaking out outside their door. So they complained, as did a number of other guests. Lohan was asked to leave the premises, and according to Hollyscoop, police ended up escorting looney Linds out of there.

Hollyscoop is claiming that the same source also confided in them that Lindsay’s friends (she has friends?) and family are currently devising a plan to get Lindsay back into rehab.

Well, it’s about time. It’s not like she has changed. She just hasn’t been caught at anything in awhile.

Photos: Lindsay earlier this week with an unidentified man in New York. [©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

Tila Tequila and Shawn Merriman the night of the fight

Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman had quite the blowout last weekend!

As the story goes, Tila and Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers went out Saturday night to Stingaree, a nightclub in San Diego. According to witnesses the couple seemed to be having a good time. Tila gave Shawne lapdances all night (as seen in the photo) and everything was just peachy. But then after returning to Merriman’s apartment something happened. Around 3:45 AM Shawne refused to let Tila leave his apartment.

Tila claims that Shawne would not let her leave his home. She says that he physically restrained her and choked her. But Shawne claims he merely wanted her to stay of the roads because she was drunk. Tila denies that she was intoxicated, saying that she is allergic to alcohol and never drinks because of it. She Tweeted: “I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila ‘Tequila’ cuz the irony. I can’t drink.”

However, the owner of the nightclub she was at that night said that a number of his employees saw her drinking shots of tequila and vodka cocktails. Oops. So the “I can’t drink alcohol” thing is BS. So much for that story..

Merriman released the following statement to the press, insisting that he did not mean to harm Tila:

“On September 6, 2009, the San Diego Sheriff’s Department responded to a citizen’s complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (a.k.a. Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in, and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms. Nguyen, however, paramedics were called, and she was examined, but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California.”

So what exactly happened that night? Something happened for her to want to leave at 3:45 AM, drunk or not. Probably an argument that got a little heated, then when Tila went to storm out of there he tried to physically make her stay. But I doubt he was doing it because she was drunk. He was probably just pissed that she was leaving. He got rough, she got scared. I don’t think he choked her though, almost always when someone is choked marks are left on the neck. But there were NO visible injuries. That’s why I am not buying her story. The alcohol allergy story also shows you how credible she is…

Merriman was booked that night on suspicion of battery and false imprisonment, both of which are felonies, but no charges have been filed at this time.

Whose story do you believe?

[TMZ/ MTV]

Joe Francis beat Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner tased

Super slimy Joe Francis beat the hell out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole last night and Brody Jenner ended up being tased!

Quite a night at Guys & Dolls nightclub!

Jayde and Brody claim that Francis was “relentlessly” hitting on a friend of theirs and Jayde decided to do something about it. So she threw a drink in his face. Not a smart move on her part because that just threw Francis into a rage.

Jayde claims Joe grabbed her by the hair, ripping some of it out, punched her in the face then threw her to the ground. But he wasn’t finished yet. When she was on the ground he kicked the sh*t out of her!

Security ended up breaking up the one-sided “fight” and drug Joe out of the club.On his way out Jayde’s boyfriend, Brody Jenner, followed him out, screaming at him the entire time, obviously wanting a piece of the douchebag. At one point Brody had an opportunity and he took it. He landed a punch right in Joe’s kisser. Then Brody got pulled off Joe and at some point was tased!

Craziness!

So the aftermath of all of this is that Jayde says she is going to press charges. However, I am not sure how possible this is going to be being as she assaulted him first. Yes, throwing a drink on someone IS assault. Yes, I know this from experience. I too, threw my drink on a redneck hillbilly at a bar in my early 20s and was seriously punched in the face afterwards. The police said I really couldn’t do anything about it since I was the first to assault. Have I thrown a drink in anyone’s face since? Nope. I have pretty much been cured of that. I’d be willingly to bet Jayde will be too.

Not that she (or I) deserved it mind you. I still think it is in extremely poor taste for a man to punch a woman, especially in the face with a closed fist. But was it right to throw the drink in the first place? Absolutely not. Let this serve as a lesson ladies, it’s not a smart thing to do.

Mr. Francis is currently on probation if I remember correctly, and I am quite sure this will be a violation. So will be be doing some time for this beat down? Hopefully. I’ll keep you posted.

Watch the video of Jayde talking about the attack here.

[TMZ]

Former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis was reportedly involved in a bar fight that began after he professed his devotion to Idol judge, Paula Abdul.

The fight broke out at Casio’s G-Shock party Wednesday night at Cipriani Wall Street in New York.

Some random guy, dressed to the nines mind you, randomly attacked Constantine, throwing him to the ground then punching and kicking him. Security finally stepped in, but by that time a little damage had been done.

An eyewitness describes the scenario: “It was hilarious! Constantine got into it with this guy who was probably 6 inches shorter and 60 pounds lighter. The guy body-slammed him and punched him in the face and then just stood up, straightened his tie, and said, ‘Bitch, don’t you ever!’ before walking away. Security didn’t know what to make of this guy. He was so well-groomed in his suit, and he didn’t look like a threat at all. Constantine was so overwhelmed he just sat there on the floor for a few minutes.”

Constantine later posted about it on his Twitter account saying: “It broke up quick, didn’t even know him. Or throw one punch. I don’t mind a fight … but only when it’s fair and I’m looking!”

“I’m fine! Some drunk dude tackled me in the middle of the concert and jumped on me.”

Sadly, there is no video. Heh..

[NYDN]