Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table - drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus - Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)

After yesterday’s article in the New York Daily News, Michael Lohan wants to clarify what he had to say, as well as tell the world what a piece of work his ex-wife is.

The publication reported that Michael was reopening his divorce case with Dina Lohan because their children had yet to see their ailing grandparents.

His words specifically as published:

“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them.

“But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children.

“Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children.

“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.’ But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out.

“My father went into heart failure again yesterday - and yet not one of the kids has seen him.”

Ok, didn’t he just say that the kids haven’t seen their grandparents? Well, for some reason Michael changed his tune while talking with OK! magazine.

“To address the article in today’s Daily News, let me say this: Lindsay has nothing to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina, and Lindsay has been in touch with both my parents.”

“The facts are Dina defrauded me and breached her divorce contract with me, just like she does to so many others. Take a look at her music deals and the money she owes her contractors at her house. Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”

Just another way of keeping his name in the papers or what? Gawd, seriously, no wonder Lindsay is so screwed up. Hereditary craziness I tell ya.

Although I am not sure what to think about the kids and whether or not they visited sick grammy, I do believe Michael when he talks mad sh*t about Dina. She just rubs me as a cokehead stagemom who is living her life vicariously through her children, and would love nothing more than to become a star of her own. Even if she has to settle for a reality show.

Speaking of crap-ality shows, Michael also claims that Dina stole his ideas for her upcoming show on E!. He adds that even the title, Living Lohan, was his suggestion.

While speaking with OK! Michael also used the opportunity to expose his wife and her family for being criminals.

“How do you think she got her show and why aren’t her brothers in jail and why are they kept out of sight? Once more, if her show is reality, why aren’t her two brothers, Paul Sullivan, who defrauded 911 Disaster Relief Fund for $1 million and then got caught on a federal wire tap telling witnesses to lie, or how about her brother Matthew Sullivan, who recently got arrested for DWI and drug possession, part of her “SHOW” if they and their families still so much a part of her life!? Reality!! Yeah right!

Well, this time in court, everyone will see and hear the truth. They will see what kind of a person and what values Dina has and instills! That’s “reality” and one which Dina will have to live with!”

“I would imagine that being her son is not fun. I know Rosie very well… She’s a very bad person.”

- Donald Trump takes another swing at Rosie O’Donnell after The Globe reported that she ‘bullies’ her 12-year-old son.

Artie Lange, one of Howard Stern’s sidekicks walked out of the studio yesterday after getting into a fight with his personal assistant on air.

Just before walking out Artie tells the crew, “I’m not a good person. I gotta leave, buddy. I love you.”

Me thinks Artie is boozing and coking it up again. He sounds terrible - without even seeing him. I have to admit though, I haven’t listened to the show in awhile, pretty much since they moved to Sirius, so I don’t know if this is true. But I do know he has a major history with that crap. Regardless, geeze Artie, take a f*cking chill pill.

Anyhow, listen to the drama unfold and judge for yourself.

I didn’t know Vanilla was rockin’ the wonk eye!

Rob Van Winkle, a.k.a. Vanilla Ice, was arrested last night after being involved in a heated altercation with his wife.

Laura Van Winkle called the police and told them that he was kicking and hitting her. However, after police arrived she changed her story saying he had merely pushed her.

Rob was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a charge of simple domestic battery.

Laura told police, “He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter. I’m sorry I can’t say any more until I talk to an attorney.”

She also stated that she wants a divorce from her husband.

Rob told authorities that his wife is bipolar and although medicated is prone to ‘argumentative episodes’. He added that the couple had been fighting since the day before and claims his wife threw a picture that shattered by himself and their children. He denies pushing her.

“I dislike Victoria Beckham. The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

- Joan Rivers is not a fan of Victoria Beckham.

You knew this was going to happen, it’s only surprising it didn’t happen sooner.

A lawsuit has been filed in Pinellas County, Florida by the parents of John Graziano against Hulk Hogan after their son was left in a vegetative state following a crash in which Hulk’s son Nick Hogan had been street racing.

The suit says Hulk (Terry Bollea) knew his son liked to race and was aware that he had been drinking before the accident. It also names Hogan’s estranged wife, Linda Bollea, Nick Bollea and Daniel Jacobs, the driver of the car they were racing against, as defendants.

No monetary damages are mentioned but the family states that it may take millions of dollars to care for John for the remainder of his life.

George Tregos, attorney for Graziano’s parents said at a news conference, “He never will be fully the John he was before.”

Another attorney for the family adds that they were appalled after the Hogans, minus Hulk, visited John on Valentine’s Day. Sure they brought gifts, but they also brought photographers who snapped photos that were then published on celebrity gossip sites.

“We believe that it was a total PR stunt,” Kimberley Kohn told the St. Petersburg Times.

However, an attorney for the Hogans disputes those claims.

“The Bollea family has been visiting John for the last seven or eight months, and there’s been no PR about it whatsoever,” Morris “Sandy” Weinberg Jr., insisted. “It’s a bunch of nonsense to suggest their visits to John are a PR stunt. That’s crazy.”

Tell me, why else would they bring photographers? Is there any other reason besides PR?

And whatever happened to the reports that Hulk may have bought Nick and friends alcohol before the accident? I haven’t heard anything new about that, but hope if it’s true it comes out. It’s called accepting responsibilty for your actions, Mr. Hogan.

This might just be one mess this family can’t buy their way out of.

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Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s short lived marriage was annulled on the grounds of fraud Monday.

Both parties had filed papers seeking an annulment and both cited ‘fraud’ as the reason. Neither one has disclosed the specifics, which has left everyone guessing as to what the deception was. The couple were married in October and split by December.

So Pam’s been hanging out with ex-hubby Tommy again. That’s what she always does, runs back to Tommy and they probably pork the hep out of each other. Heh.

Anyhow, it’s only a matter of time before Pammy falls madly in ‘love’ again. I mean, it’s only Tuesday..

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Velver Revolver front man Scott Weiland and drummer Matt Sorum are at each other’s throats after Weiland announced during a show that it would be the band’s “last tour”.

Apparently after the concert Sorum hopped online and blogged about it. Scott wasn’t too thrilled about this so he took to the internet to fire back.

Weiland went off on Sorum through Blabbermouth.net:

“I’ve made many attempts to remain cordial with the members of VR, but mainly, the likes of you. Funny though — this is your FIRST band, as opposed to being a hired gun. I’ve been making records (now on my ninth), which have sold over 35 million copies worldwide and have maintained a level of professionalism regardless of how many drugs I’ve ingested into my system.”

“I have only cancelled one tour during the entire course of my 16-year run and that was the ‘make-up’ Australia tour. Now, shall I open that can of worms, Matthew? Release the Kraken? Serve… Volley! You cancelled the Aussie tour in the fall because you went to rehab, but I won’t say why… we’ll just let Blabbermouth find out for themselves.”

“On a separate note, we did an STP photo shoot before this tour and it was fun, inspiring and it gave me that thrill — that feeling that got my rocks off from the get-go.”

Well, it sounds like Weiland has his head way up his ass.

Rambling on and on about his successes as though Matt has had no career before VR, which is completely ridiculous.

Matt was Steven Adler’s replacement in GNR, he also played with The Cult and even a band fronted by Tori Amos before she rose to stardom (Y Kant Tori Read). In fact, Sorum was in the business before Weiland ever was.

Sure his level of success hasn’t reached that of Weiland’s, but he enjoys what he does and is known for being very generous to fans. Weiland is mostly known as a junkie rock star who’s always in rehab and the papers.

I think it’s pretty obvious who the asshole of the band is.

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As many of you know, I abhor Dancing with the Stars, and could care less about pretty much any news having to do with the show. But this is pretty juicy, so here it is.

Star magazine is reporting that Drew Lachey and his partner Cheryl Burke hooked up while dancing their little libidos away.

Drew, 31, is married to his high school sweetheart and has a child, while Cheryl, 22, is barely out of high school.

According to “multiple sources” the couple’s affair was obvious and they were gallant about it.

“They didn’t go very far to cover it up. Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching inappropriately.”

The sources also contend that Matthew Lawrence, who was Cheryl’s boyfriend at the time, actually walked in on Cheryl and Drew in the act.

On January 22, while touring with that DWTS crap, Cheryl and Drew were engaged in some ‘oral pleasure’ when Matthew walked in. After he saw what was going down, heh, he freaked and ran out of the room screaming.

Later the next day, Drew ran into Matthew and his brother in the parking lot near the tour buses. Drew, obviously fearful of his marriage being destroyed, threatened Matthew. As he was being restrained by some roadies he screamed, “If you talk about this, I’ll bury you Matt. I’ll bury you Joey. I’m serious I will hurt you.”

There must be negotiations currently taking place, i.e. Drew is paying Matthew to keep his mouth shut. Matthew told Star, “There are too many things going on. I can’t talk about it.”

Of course both Cheryl and Drew are denying anything took place, regardless of numerous people saying otherwise.

Such is Hollywood…

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