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I Knew That Hair Was FAKE!

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

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Seriously, I’m not kidding when I say, I knew American Idol contestant Robbie Carrico’s hair was fake last night! Now TMZ has confirmed it!

I have a feeling a lot of you females out there noticed it too, because we have all screwed around with wigs at one time or another, and unless a wig is high-end and/or real human hair, you can usually always tell a fake mop by it’s sheen..or lack of.  Besides, he should have a ton of split ends and shit, all rocker guys do.  But his are blunt and thick.  Dead giveaway!

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Apparently American Idol producers are pissed that he won’t part with his cheap mane, and Robbie refuses to ever talk about it.

But now that this story has broke you can bet Robbie will either part with the wig or don a new haircut. I’m guessing he’ll do it next week since they try and ‘reinvent’ themselves every week.  Hopefully not though.  I want to see the wig get to the top 10!

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Chicken Scratch Sketches - Britney Spears

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

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Yeah I know it sucks, (especially her eyes - heh) but it’s kinda funny, right?

Two days ago it had been a year since Britney Spears randomly decided to shave her entire head. I thought she should celebrate with a dripping candle on her head. Yeah, it’s wax, not blood. *snicker*

I scribbled it while sitting in bed, in under 10 minutes as I amped on coffee this morning..

Lindsay Ditches the Blonde Mop

Friday, February 8th, 2008

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Lindsay Lohan finally went back to the hair color that most of us love on her. What took her so long? The ‘firecrotch’ thing scarred her for life! I don’t think she has been red since Brandon Fatass called her that.

First step in the right direction to getting her career back on track!

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Did He Insure the Pubes Too?

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

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Tom Jones, ‘ladies man’ senior citizen crooner, felt he needed to insure his hairy chest recently, so he took out a policy with Lloyd’s of London for $6,875,000!

He must have a sh*tload of hair!

Can someone please explain the logic in this? Egad.

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Nicole Kidman’s Simpson Lips and Granny Hair

Monday, January 21st, 2008

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Nicole Kidman is one of the many in Hollywood who have ruined their face with too much plastic surgery.

Everyone is always gushing about how beautiful and elegant she is, but I think her looks are holding on by a thread.

Her lips are like a fricking Simpson’s character! And the hair has never looked worse. It always has a couple months of gray growth sprouting out of the top of her head, and besides, it looks seriously damaged and frizzy.

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I’m anxious to see how her face ages in the next few months, as she shouldn’t be receiving botox treatments during that time. She’ll probably go into hiding and claim she is having problems with her pregnancy just so she won’t be photographed with any wrinkles or signs of aging. She has to be that vain.

Anyone who injects their lips and face with that many chemicals is definitely that vain.

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Hot or Not?

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

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Ashlee Simpson recently went red. I think it looks great on her, and I might even like it better than the blonde.

But her face - it has the same smile all the time. I don’t like her since having the surgery. She’s like a mannequin! The once down-to-earth goofy teenager now comes off as being a fake, snotty, spoiled brat.

I say the hair is hot, Ashlee is not.

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A Crackhouse Christmas

Monday, December 17th, 2007

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David over at PrettyontheOutside.com did this lovely Amy Winehouse Christmas card and he says that,

“Hopefully Amy Winehouse will spend the holidays decorating her hive and less time decorating the inside of her nose!”

That would be so cool if she really did that. Imagine a cracked out Christmas tree with a bloody nose running around town chain-smoking. A vision indeed.

2007: Year of the Wig

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

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Bitch loves the mayhem and attention!

Another day, another dumb Britney video with paparazzi frothing at the mouth..

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Amy Winehouse is the New Brigitte Bardot

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

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Karl Lagerfeld is definitely a huge fan of Amy Winehouse’s.

The fashion designer dubbed her the new Brigitte Bardot and says she is a “style icon”.

Lagerfeld says Winehouse’s mile-high beehive inspired his models hairstyles at a recent Chanel show in London. He adds that he admires Amy’s cutting edge style.

He told ContactMusic.com,

“She is a style icon. She is a beautiful, gifted artist. And I very much like her hairdo. I took it as an inspiration. Because, in fact, it was also Brigitte Bardot’s hairdo in the late Fifties and Sixties. And now Amy has made it her own style. So, when I saw her, I knew it was the right moment. Amy… she is the new Brigitte.”

I’d say she’s more like the new Courtney Love mixed with a dash of Keith Richards!

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What is Amy Winehouse Hiding in Her Hair?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Blender.com asks a handful of celebrities that very question! I like Dave Grohl’s answer best. Check it out!




















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