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Pamela Anderson’s Platinum Pool Leaves Her Broke

Spicy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:30:32 +0000

For once something is actually sucking Pamela Anderson dry and not the other way around.

For awhile now, Pamela has been living in a trailer park while her home is under construction.

“I am $3 million over budget and I should have moved in over a year ago. I’m tiling the whole pool in platinum — that’s expensive!”

Dur!

$3 million over budget? Damn, she bought the home for a meager $1.4 million. Maybe Pammy is not as smart as she says she is. This whole mess is her own damn fault. Insisting on a platinum pool? Bitch, WAH!

So anyway, Pam says she cries tears of silicone every time she visits her home. She contends that she’s only got $4,000 in savings and she needs almost another million to make her home livable. I know, it’s ripping my heart out too.

I’m sure you could care less about this, as do I, but it’s just amusing to listen to a celebrity complain that the need for a platinum pool is standing in the way of moving out of a mobile home. You are also probably thinking what I’m thinking, “Get on your back, bitch, and do what you do best!” But of course I would never admit thinking that. The feminists would burn my bra – with me in it.

Wait, did I just say that out loud? Of course I did, it’s Friday. Bite me!

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Nicolas Cage Owes the IRS Millions in Back Taxes

Spicy — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:03:17 +0000

Cage owes $6.3 in back taxes

It seems living the good life has caught up to Nicolas Cage.

The actor apparently owes more than $6.3 million to the IRS in back taxes. Cage has two liens against his many properties, one for $6 million, for unpaid taxes from 2006-07, and the other for $350,000 for unpaid taxes in 2002-04.

Why were his taxes so high in 2006-07? He had two hit movies that year, Ghost Rider and National Treasure: Book of Secrets. He had to have made an assload of cash as they were both hits. It seems all those elaborate homes across the world finally devoured his wallet.

About the time the $6M lien was being put on his properties he started selling.

Cage has already sold a 16th century castle in Germany and a $6M home in Bath, England. He also is letting go of his neighboring $10M castle in Bath. [Below]

The estate features an orangery, a former priory, two cottages, a ruined chapel, and comes with 35-acres of parkland and 12 acres of woodland. Viewed from above, Midford Castle resembles the trefoil design of the ace of clubs – which folklore says was the card Henry Disney Roebuck won the fortune that funded the building of the property in 1775.

How cool would that be, to live in a castle? I can’t blame him for being into the history of these buildings and all, but geeze, he owns a castle in damn near every country – and many states for that matter. (Cage is also selling estates in California, Las Vegas, and New Orleans.)

He obviously has a rough time living within his means. He wants the best possessions, and he wants all of them. Funny, he is kind of the same way with wives..

[Photograph: CelebrityHomePhotos.com]

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Kevin Federline Trashes His Rental Home!

Spicy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:05:09 +0000

As I was drinking my coffee this morning, searching through feeds and headlines, one particular one caught my attention.

Gossip website TMZ ’s story: “K-Fed’s Trashy Pad — Bad for Brit’s Kids?”

Ooh, I thought. This could be good! So I clicked.

I expected beer bottles everywhere, roaches (and I’m not talking about the bug), mold & mildew, holes in the walls, broken windows and maybe a few used condoms somewhere in the mix. But there was none of that.

Instead, there was cigarette butts all over outside, a few broken tiles, a partially ripped window screen, a bird’s nest on an outdoor light, and missing smoke detectors. Ok, so I can understand the need for the smoke detectors, but c’mon, this is hardly a trashed rental home as TMZ was eluding to. Hell, TMZ made it sound like CPS should be hauling their ass over there to rescue the children! Not the case. News is slow this week, so it seems like TMZ is pulling rubbish out of their backsides. Making a mountain from a molehill.

Besides Momma Britney isn’t exactly the cleanest person in the world either. Didn’t her puppy poop on a designer gown she was wearing for a photo shoot? Rumors throughout the years have also suggested that her dogs always poop in her house. If I remember correctly, one of her dogs always picked Kevin’s closet to poop in while the couple were still married.

So, messy and piggish, yes, but should the kids be taken from K-Fed? Absolutely not. TMZ, are just being their normal, drama queen selves..

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Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge’s Burglar Caught

Spicy — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:00:35 +0000

The burglar who broke into both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s homes was arrested Thursday morning.

Nicholas Prugo, 18, is accused of both break-ins and has been charged with felony burglary. Prugo and accomplices were spotted on security surveillance cameras at both the Lohan and Patridge residence. So far Prugo is the only one in custody. He is being held on $20,000 bail.

Prugo and his partner, a female, stole a safe from Lindsay Lohan’s home. It was rumored to have had at least one sex tape in it, but nothing has popped up online, so I’m not sure if that’s true. Maybe he still has it? Or sold it? We’ll find out within the year if there was one! Anyhow, they also nabbed shoes, bags and jewelry. You know that was the female’s doing! Hell yeah, that’s what I would be taking, shoes and bags. Heh.

The investigation is ongoing, and I am sure they will have the female under arrest anytime now..

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Lindsay Lohan Robbed VIDEO!

Spicy — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:58:31 +0000

Lindsay Lohan Robbed Video

Lindsay Lohan’s home was robbed by three people in their upper teens/lowers 20s early Sunday morning.

How do we know this? Because the police department has now released surveillance footage of the burglars breaking in.

The three suspects, two women and one man, are said to be between the ages of 18-25. All are Caucasian and all are slender. They reportedly entered Lohan’s home through an unlocked door (stupid on Lindsay’s part).

Lindsay allegedly arrived home after attending a birthday party around 3:00 AM and discovered that she had been victimized.

The weird thing is that she waited to call the police until 7:00 AM. One of my readers (Jinxy McD) suggested, “When you come home after 3 am, and you call the cops at 7am, it’s seems you needed some time to sanitize the scene of the crime, 4 hour delay, hmm.” But in my opinion, I think Lindsay needed a few hours to come down from her coke high! But whatever the reason, something was fishy about that.

Initial reports suggested that the robbers removed door knobs, but why would they do that if the door was unlocked? Also, in the video the suspects are seen looking under the welcome mat for a key. So maybe the door was locked? We never see them trying to open the door in the video. What we do see is them peering into windows then ringing the doorbell.

It seems like these three, or at least one of them, is familiar with Lindsay’s home. Maybe it was someone she had partied with at one time. Could be. Now that this tape has been released, you can bet they’ll be caught soon! I’m still dying to find out what they actually got from the robbery. I doubt they just took handbags and clothes that smell like cigarettes.. I still think they were feening and looking for blow, lol.

[TMZ]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Home Burglarized

Spicy — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:37:59 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s home was burglarized this weekend, making it the second time this year her home has been broken into.

A surveillance camera showed three men are responsible.

Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, believes it is an “inside job”. He said: “I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop.”

Lindsay discovered her home had been broken into after returning home from a birthday party at 3:00 AM Sunday morning.

Her mother, Dina Lohan, described the damage. “The safe was ripped out of the wall, and the door was off the hinges and door handles removed. Bags, shoes and jewelry were taken too. Thank God she wasn’t home.” She added that Lindsay is currently looking or a new home in a safer area.

A Los Angeles police spokesperson stated, “All we can confirm is that we are investigating a possible break in at the residence and we still have officers on the scene. We got a call shortly before 7 a.m. this morning and it’s still under investigation. No arrests have been made.” In May, police were also called to the actress’ home after a surveillance video showed what looked like an attempted break-in.

I wonder how much blow/ paraphernalia was in her safe? ‘Cuz you know there wasn’t any money in it!

Source 1 2 [Photograph: © David Tonnessen]

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Inside Neverland Ranch! [PHOTOS]

Spicy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:07:30 +0000

Exclusive pictures of Michael Jackson’s bedroom, dressing room and bathroom at Neverland taken as part of prosecution evidence and shot during an official PD search of Neverland Ranch.

The pictures show that although Neverland was well maintained and regularly cleaned, the areas “off limits” to anyone not specifically invited were untidy and dirty. Stacked full of books, children’s collectibles, mannequins and clutter. A medicine cabinet is seen stuffed full of bandages and ointments.

There is even evidence of motion sensors used to warn of anyone approaching Michael’s private rooms.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Tiger Woods Hawaii House? [PICS]

Spicy — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:33:48 +0000

Photos circulating the internet that are supposedly of Tiger Woods’ home in Hawaii are inaccurate.

The photos were taken from The Golden Conch resort in Maui, not the home of the golf legend. In fact, Tiger doesn’t even life in Hawaii, he lives in Orlando, Florida.

Whether it’s his home or not, damn, what a pad!

More pics/info at Snopes.com.

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Ferris Bueller House For Sale

Spicy — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:55:27 +0000

The home made famous by the 1980’s film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is up for sale.

If you recall the infamous Ferrari scene, you’ll remember that the home belonged to Ferris’ best friend, Cameron Frye. Actually it belonged to his parents, as did the Ferrari, which got trashed.

The house, located in Highland Park, north of Chicago, is on the market for $2.3 million.

The four bedroom/four bathroom home boasts 5,300 square feet.

Amenities of The Ben Rose Home include:

[From Chicago Sun Times:]

• Built: 1953
• Bedrooms: 4
• Bathrooms: 4 (full)
• Rooms details: 20×18 master bedroom, 42×35 family room, 40×25 living room, 20×16 kitchen, and dining room
• Size: Approximately 5300 sq. ft., one story, approximately 3/4 acre.
• That garage: 3-car, detached
• Amenities: Gas fireplace, central air, Lake Michigan water

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Lindsay Lohan is a Slob

Spicy — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:37:40 +0000

You know, it’s hard being tidy when you’re a cracked out, starving actress who never learned how to properly take care of herself and her belongings.

Local police caught a glimpse into the world of Lindsay Lohan after her security alarm was tripped around 3 p.m. yesterday. When law enforcement arrived, they found evidence of a break-in. The back door had pry marks on it. Police entered the home and found it had been ransacked.

Or that’s what they thought initially.

Lohan’s home was a pig pen! One officer described the scene, “It was just messy.” Officer Karen Rayner says police needed to answer one question after their arrival, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?”

They say your home reflects on the condition of your life…hmmmm….

Police later determined that no ransacking or robbery had taken place, silly cops. Lohan is just a slob.

I’m surprised they didn’t find her coke stash. Good thing she at least practices good housekeeping when it comes to her mirrors and razorblades. I wonder what her excuse would have been had she have been caught with coke? ‘This isn’t my house.’ – or – ‘Someone broke in and left their cocaine here.’ I’m guessing the latter!

On a side note, for someone who is so broke, she sure is blowing money like crazy. First Hawaii, now Paris? Neither place is cheap!

Lindsay Lohan and her younger sister Ali shop at Balmain, Paris, France.