You know, it’s hard being tidy when you’re a cracked out, starving actress who never learned how to properly take care of herself and her belongings.

Local police caught a glimpse into the world of Lindsay Lohan after her security alarm was tripped around 3 p.m. yesterday. When law enforcement arrived, they found evidence of a break-in. The back door had pry marks on it.  Police entered the home and found it had been ransacked.

Or that’s what they thought initially.

Lohan’s home was a pig pen! One officer described the scene, “It was just messy.”  Officer Karen Rayner says police needed to answer one question after their arrival, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?”

They say your home reflects on the condition of your life…hmmmm….

Police later determined that no ransacking or robbery had taken place, silly cops. Lohan is just a slob.

I’m surprised they didn’t find her coke stash. Good thing she at least practices good housekeeping when it comes to her mirrors and razorblades. I wonder what her excuse would have been had she have been caught with coke? ‘This isn’t my house.’ – or – ‘Someone broke in and left their cocaine here.’ I’m guessing the latter!

On a side note, for someone who is so broke, she sure is blowing money like crazy. First Hawaii, now Paris? Neither place is cheap!

Lindsay Lohan and her younger sister Ali shop at Balmain, Paris, France.

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Victoria Gotti is losing her Long Island estate after not paying her mortgage for two years.

The mobster daughter and former reality star owes $650,000 to lender JPMorgan Chase. Court records state that she will lose her home.

Victoria blamed her ex-husband Carmine Agnello saying, “I was awarded full ownership of marital property, and all I inherited was a house with millions of dollars’ worth of debt. This should finally put to rest all the government lies and rumors that I have $200 million buried in my back yard.”

She also claims he took out a loan for $850,000 without her knowledge in 1997 and left her with the bill. Agnello’s lawyers deny the claims.

The home is in dire need of TLC since being featured on the reality show, “Growing Up Gotti.” It was once assessed at $4.2 million and is now being listed on the market for a mere $3.2 million.

The appeals court ruled the bank may start foreclosure proceedings.

“Good riddance,” said one neighbor of Gotti’s, anonymously of course.

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Pamela Anderson Lives in a Mobile Home Park! from Spicy Pants on Vimeo.

Pamela Anderson is no stranger to the trailers.

Check out the trailer that Hugh Hefner gave her back in 2001. The airstream was for sale for $100,000. It has a vibrating bed – with a stripper pole in the middle of the bed. It’s completely unpractical and pretty freaking hilarious really.

Amy Winehouse leaving her new home in North London wearing her trademark sky-high beehive wig.

You know what they say, the higher the hair, the closer to God..

Yvette Prieto, 30, and boyfriend Michel Jordan, 46, have purchased a home in a Miami suburb.

But they didn’t pay for the entire $280,000 home with cash – they took out a 30-year-mortgage on the balance, which was $196,000.

The three bedroom home is considered to be quite modest for the former basketball star, at a mere 5,500 sq. ft.

Prieto, a Cuban model, filed for bankruptcy in 2002 and is said to be rebuilding her credit with the mortgage.

When asked about the home she simply replied, “I can’t talk about the house just yet. Sorry.”

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The NYC apartment where Heath Ledger died has been completely sealed off after the owner failed to find a new renter.

Donald Burns, the building’s owner and millionaire philanthropist, pulled the unit off the market in December after the three-bedroom unit failed to rent for $26,000 a month.

A source tells the New York Post, “It’s completely empty. Everything’s been taken out. Nobody is allowed up there.”

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Britney Spears has a new pad, and it’s absolutely amazing.

The pop princess, who is worth multi-millions, recently purchased the $8.9 million dollar mansion in Los Angeles. She has already started moving in.

Brit and her boys will live in the lap of luxury in the 10 bedroom, 10 bathroom, 7500 square foot palace that has high ceilings, mosaic tiled floors, a bar, a massive outdoor pool, a cinema and a library.

Check it out:

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L.A. Times is reporting that someone broke into the home of Paris Hilton early this morning.

The suspect, wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves, forced entry into the Hollywood Hills home through the front door.

The man ransacked her bedroom and stole $2 million dollars in jewelry as well as other valuable belongings.

Paris was not home at the time, but reportedly has surveillance equipment installed.

Paris recently boasted of her elaborate home saying, “The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party.”

There are mixed reports this morning as to whether or not American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino is about to lose her home in Charlotte, NC.

As rumor has it, Fantasia failed to keep up payments on the luxurious home and that the county would be auctioning off the home in January.

Apparently these reports are NOT true.

A relative of Barrino’s told the New York Post that the whole thing is a misunderstanding and has gotten blown out of proportion after the singer missed a court date regarding the issue.

Fantasia also owns another home nearby, valued at $740,000.