John Mayer just can’t seem to find a woman to satisfy him for any length of time.
The women love him and he loves them. As you have probably heard, John’s latest conquest is Jennifer Aniston. A seemingly good match as both seem to be laid back and are all Abercrombie & Fitch like. They probably toss back a few, smoke a dube and get it on. Fun for now, but will Jen get her heart stomped on again? Of course she will!
“We were in love before anyone even knew we were together. We have known each other for a long time, and I’ve always known the real Paris. I always knew that she was like…wife material or serious girlfriend material.You just want to get on top of a mountain and go, I’m in love! But your fans would probably make fun of you.”
- Benji Madden thinks he and girlfriend Paris Hilton will eventually marry.
Cher told Oprah Winfrey that when she was 39 and Tom Cruise was 23, they hooked up.
Cher, now 61, says that if it wouldn’t have been for their hectic work schedules they may have had a “great big romance.” She adds, “I was crazy about him.”
The couple reportedly met at a White House fund raising event in the mid 80s.
“He was shy,” she told Oprah. “He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school. He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognized he got all her attention.”
The audience particularly loved it when Cher spoke of a night they spent together.
Cruise dumped Cher a couple months later for another older woman, Mimi Rogers, who was six years older than him. Tom and Mimi married but split three years later.
Amy Winehouse may have just found herself a new object of her affections.
According to the Daily Mail Ms. Crackhouse has hooked up with her manager’s assistant, Alex Haynes, 24. Apparently Amy told husband Blake Fielder-Civil during a recent prison visit that they were through.
It looks like she’s ditched the locket she was wearing of her ‘Blake Incarcerated’, but is still sporting her wedding ring..
Janis Winehouse, Amy’s mom, who has been very outspoken about her feelings toward Blake, said of Alex,
“I’d spoken to Alex a couple of times over the phone, but this was the first time I’d actually met him. He’s a lovely boy, gentle and sweet. He really looked after Amy popping out to buy cigarettes, papers, anything she wanted. He works for her manager so their relationship was professional to begin with but if they’ve made something of it, I’m thrilled.
Blake has sent her down the wrong path - drugs and self-harm. She needs a man she can depend on, who can look after her. I’m praying Alex is that man. Blake has had a weird control over her for so long so I can’t get my hopes up. He is always calling her from prison, threatening to divorce her but it’s just emotional blackmail.
More than anything, I want her to be drug-free so she can finally put this terrible time behind her.”
Haynes reportedly doesn’t do drugs or smoke and he drinks very little. I hear he has all of his teeth as well. Bonus!
To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.
There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!
Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.
If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!
Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!
EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.
Hulk Hogan is loving life since hooking up with new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.
The whole thing is a little creepy since she is the spitting image of Hulk’s 19 year-old daughter, Brooke. Dude, of all the bitches, he had to score with one who look like his daughter. There is just SO much wrong with that. Hogan Knows Best [In]Cest.
To add insult to injury, Hulk reportedly met Jennifer a little over a month after his wife filed for divorce. He wasted no time wagging his willy, did he?
But a source told People magazine that Hulk is thrilled with his new, young babe. “He’s very happy. He just seems very happy. His mood has changed. He’s in a better place.”
Well yeah, he’s probably finally getting laid on a regular basis again!
Hogan and McDaniel have been enjoying time together in South Florida, New Orleans and Los Angeles recently. Humpin’ across the USA.
Mariah Carey is reportedly dating actor Nick Cannon but the couple are trying their best to keep it under wraps.
The couple met after Mariah hired Nick to star in one of her new music videos.
A source tells the National Enquirer, “Mariah is the master when it comes to keeping her relationships secret. Even though she’s a big star, she likes to keep her private life to herself.”
Good luck with that one Nick. That’s about all I have to say about that. Good luck, man..
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but isn’t Lisa Rinna still married to Harry Hamlin?
What the hell is she doing flaunting a young boytoy on a hotel balcony? Obviously she wants to be seen, she knows the paps are there…
So what’s up?
She seems a little catty later in the video, having an “Oh, really?” type of response to everything the paps ask her. You know when you’re really pissed, but you’re about to get revenge, so when someone asks how you are you smile and say, “I’m super!”, all the while knowing you’re going to go f*ck someone’s sh*t up? I feel that energy coming off her.
Maybe Harry cheated on Lisa and this was her sweet revenge? Getting hammered on a few bottles of wine and riding that young buck like a just-cheated-on wife..heh. I just can’t think of another reason she would be doing this other than to get back at Harry for something.
Time will tell, I’m sure the dirt will come out sooner or later. In the meantime, who cares.
