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Lindsay Lohan Gerard Butler Make Out in Monacco

Spicy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:41:34 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out in Monacco this weekend.

Butler, who has recently been linked to his co-star Jennifer Aniston, and Lohan both attended a fancy schmancy party celebrating the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco Saturday night. The two danced and partied together, and at the end of the night they left together, in a golf cart. How romantic.

Lohan was rumored to recently have had a similar encounter with married Balthazar Getty, but it was denied by both parties. I don’t doubt it for a second though. These are all a bunch of Hollywood whores we are talking about here. They get around and all eventually end up having sex with one another…

Gerard Butler and his little giddy, “The Butler did it,” joke about having more threesomes than twosomes lumped him into that whore category as well. And hell, anyone who will hit a Lohan is a tramp and most likely has a Teflon peen. He better hope he does, anyway.

Update: Lindsay is denying the rumor. Go figure.

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Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner = Tailor Made!

Spicy — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:24:31 +0000

Swift & Lautner

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner are hounded by paparazzi while leaving Ruth’s Chris Steak House after having dinner together.

Are these two absolutely adorable, or what? Although I am not a big fan of her music, I think Taylor Swift is total doll. Her parents did a great job because this girl has class. BTW, I think she scored the hotter Twilight piece of ass. Heh.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Jessica Simpson, Gerard Butler Dating?

Spicy — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:41:45 +0000

Jessica Simpson & Gerard Butler

Are Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler dating?

According to the New York Post, the two had dinner together at Soho House in NY. They weren’t alone though, they dined with friends including Jessica’s joined-at-the-hip hairstylist Ken Paves.

“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”

Aha! So THIS is the threesome Gerard was hinting at! The Butler did it!

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Lindsay Lohan, Balthazar Getty: New Couple?

Spicy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:42:27 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and slimeball serial cheater Balthazar Getty were spotted sneaking into the back door of WeHo nightclub, Voyeur.

The two were “all over each other,” at a table right out in the open, despite Getty still being married.

Last July it was reported that Getty’s wife, Rosetta, was “humiliated” by her husband’s affair with Sienna Miller. And rightfully so. He was photographed with her numerous times, kissing her, touching her bare breasts (she was topless in 99.9% of the photos) and rolling around on the beach with her. However, Balthazar and Rosetta never divorced. She left the country and took her children with her, and the marriage, from what I know, remains in limbo.

Then there is Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson who have been on the outs for, like, ever. Lindsay has an insatiable sex drive and has been around the block let’s just say. I can totally see these two hooking up. Kinda like that Calum Best guy, total dirtbag coke freak. Lindsay always goes for the gutter rats.

Rosetta needs to get a good lawyer and drop this loser. Or maybe she is smarter than we think and is carefully “taking care of things” before she leaves…

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Katy Perry Russell Brand Visit Jim Morrison’s Grave

Spicy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:40:23 +0000

Katy Perry & Russell Brand in Paris

Lovebirds Katy Perry and Russell Brand stepped out together yesterday, hand in hand while in Paris, France.

The couple went to Pere Lachaise cemetery to visit rock-n-roll legend Jim Morrison’s grave.

They sure jumped into this all hot and heavy, didn’t they? I think it’s going to be a nasty breakup, folks.

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Russell Brand Katy Perry Doing the Nasty

Spicy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:58:37 +0000

Russell Brand Katy Perry in Paris

Has Russell Brand finally met his match with Katy Perry?

One of the most buzzed about romances right now is that between ‘international love making machine’ (my name for him) Russell Brand and Katy Perry. The couple reportedly hooked up after weeks of flirting via text messages. Since then they have traveled to Thailand and Paris together and have rarely been apart.

The photo above was taken last night as they arrived at a Fendi party in Paris during Fashion Week.

Sort of an unlikely couple, at least I thought so until now. What Russell wants, Russell gets. It’s amazing that so many women can’t wait to let him stick his dirty little peen in them. Ha, gross, I know, but really, bitches! Ew!

[Photo: © BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Sienna Miller’s Slinky Wizard

Spicy — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:33:36 +0000

Sienna Miller and new man, Slinky Wizard vacation in Ibiza, Spain.

Sienna has moved on from the married Balthazar Getty to new boyfriend George Barker, aka “DJ Slinky Wizard”. Are we sure that isn’t the name of his willy?

[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Natalie Smith, Tony Romo’s Girlfriend! [PHOTOS]

Spicy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:09 +0000

Natalie Smith Photo

Natalie Smith is Tony Romo’s new girlfriend, taking the place of Jessica Simpson.

Wow, that was fast! (What was that I said earlier this week about NFL players not being able to keep their d*cks in their pants?)

Well, as it turns out, Natalie Smith may have been in the picture longer than we thought. Even though we are just learning about her, we know that Natalie and Tony have been texting and chatting for months – even while Jessica Simpson and Tony were still together.

In fact, Tony introduced Jessica to Natalie backstage during her February 6th concert. The same concert that Jessica told the crowd that Tony was “the man who loves me!”

Natalie described to Us Weekly (what is she doing talking to them already?!) what it was like meeting Jessica. “We hung out for, like 10 to 15 minutes, backstage. She was cool and nice.”

Natalie met Tony through the man who was his associate athletic director at Eastern Illinois University. She is his daughter.Sources say that the couple are not officially dating, but you can bet that’s where it is headed. Of course they aren’t going to come right out and say it now, not with the media sh*t storm that’s been going on with him.

As for Jessica, she’s been seen running and going to the gym almost daily. You kinda have to feel for her. Getting dumped the night before your birthday HAS to suck. I’m thinking maybe she and Jenifer Aniston should hook-up and say, ’screw the men’! Heh..

[Us]

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Amber Rose Chris Brown Hookup

Spicy — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:34:15 +0000

Amber Rose, 26, and Chris Brown, 20, set off their own sparks this Fourth of July at the White Party thrown by P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.

Brown showed up with the Rihanna lookalike, Teyana Taylor, 18, who quickly realized her game wasn’t as good as Amber’s.

Amber and Chris spent a lot of time at the party together, dancing and later relaxing in the backyard on a couch.

A source told the New York Daily News: “They were holding hands and making out in the shadows She had her hand on his leg.”

Although she wasn’t happy about Chris and Amber Rose, Teyana still went with Chris to an after party at Guys. But then guess who else showed up? Yep, Amber. So once again Teyana took a backseat to Ms. Rose.

Another source says: “They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana. But he and Amber left separately.”

First of all Teyana needs to grow a spine and get over him. Chris Brown or not, she most likely does not deserve to be treated like that.

Amber Rose is just a starf**ker! She and Kanye West haven’t been doing well, and her time in the media has dwindled. I think she likes all the attention she has been given in the press and knows that if she can land herself another star she’ll be back in the limelight.

As for if she should be worried about his abusive background, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure she could take down his wussy ass.

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Kellie Pickler Kid Rock are Dating

Spicy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:39:44 +0000

Who knew that Kelly Pickler and Kid Rock were dating?

Apparently everyone in Nashville.

But to the rest of us it was news. The former American Idol contestant and the rock star hooked up over a year ago.

Why is it that I actually see this one working out? In my opinion Kid’s moving on to Kellie after that whole ridiculous marriage to Pamela ‘Monster-Vag’ Anderson is a good thing. And an upgrade. Even though she is easy to make fun of, and yes, I have done it a few times, I think Kellie is a sweet girl who isn’t all about being an attention whore. She’s likable. That girl next door that you want to hate because she’s so cute, but you can’t because she is so nice.

As for Kid Rock, well, he’s a rebel but I think he is still pretty grounded. He doesn’t have that “rockstar” complex, like so many have. So that immediately makes him cool in my book.

So, this one gets my blessing!

[AP]